Home
Creators
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register Favorites Keys Review DMs Logout
Community
Telegram ThePornDude
Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

2.17 - Appendix (Patreon)

Published:
2025-08-01 12:04:21
Edited:
2026-01-20 20:45:03
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Become a Patron to read ahead!

End of Season Numbers Party!

XP balance: 1,383

Your Reputation in England: GoodYour World Reputation: Poor

Manager Ranking*: 35

* In the English leagues

Men's Team: First in League One

P46 - W30 - D12 - L4 - Goals For 84 - Goals Against 30 - Goal Difference 54 - Points 102

Vans Trophy WinnersCheshire Cup Winners (4 in a row)

Top Scorers (League):

Beckton 18Gabby 13Best 12Dazza 11Wibbers 11Zach 4Fierce, Adams 3Bochum, Rush 2

Top Scorers (All Competitions):

Beckton 21Gabby 17Best 17Wibbers 16Dazza 13Zach 5Fierce 4Bochum, Adams, Duggers 3

Prizes

League One Manager of the Month (September/October): Max BestLeague One Co-Manager of the Month (January/March): Max Best/Sandra LaneLeague One Co-Manager of the Year: Max Best/Sandra LaneLeague Two Manager of the Month (September/March/April): Jackie ReaperLeague Two Not-Quite-Top-Scorer-Hope-You-Didn't-Bet-On-It-Lol: Henri LyonsTop Trim Award: Max Best

League One Player of the Month (September): Zach GreenLeague One Player of the Month (October): Colin BecktonLeague One Player of the Month (March): Christian FierceLeague One Young Player of the Year: Cole AdamsLeague One Team of the Season: Ian Swan; Christian Fierce; Zach Green; Youngster; Max Best; Darren Smith; Colin BecktonEFL League One Community Player of the Year: James 'Youngster' Yalley (for exceptional commitment to food banks in two cities)

Men's Team Average Attendances

23-24: 2,28724-25: 3,362 25-26: 5,244 26-27: 7,965

Men's Squad Value over Time (As Estimated by Max)

23-24: 0.28m24-25: 3.1m25-26: 18.2m26-27: 42.4m

Chester FC Men's First Team Squad

No. Name Pos Age Wage [CA PA] CA +/-

1. Ian Swan GK 25 2400 [113 127] 24 13. Rainman GK 20 750 [74 99] 25 25. Sticky GK 32 2400 [108 122] 26 17. Banksy GK 18 800 [69 155] 28

3. Cole Adams DL 20 1400 [111 147] 27 27. Adam Summerhays DL 18 900 [79 137] 39 5. Zach Green DC 27 2600 [113 139] 23 24. Christian Fierce DC 30 2500 [114 120] 19 26. Sunday Sowunmi DC 19 700 [71 111] 23 4. Peter Bauer SW DC 26 3000 [101 166] 46 29. Fitzroy Hall DC 25 3000 [112 118] 26 8. Thomazella DC 20 800 [77 178] 16 18. Nasa DR 21 800 [83 150] 24 22. Roddy Jones DR 16 0 [68 184] 16

12. Magnus Evergreen D,DM,M 29 1400 [108 -2] 27 14. Youngster DM, MC 21 3000 [118 181] 14 21. Joel Reid M LC 25 5000 [122 138] 3 11. Dan Badford MC 18 1500 [92 -1] 24 28. Alfie Clitheroe MC 18 900 [75 133] 26 19. Ryan Jack MC 38 800 [50 151] -25 23. Omari Naysmith MC 20 750 [84 103] 24 6. Andrew Harrison M RC 25 1100 [102 121] 27 15. Bark RM 20 1000 [102 130] 27 77. Max Best Omni 26 5000      

10. Wibbers F RLC 19 2500 [112 185] 33 7. Colin Beckton S 34 3000 [115 187] 16 20. Tom Westwood S 20 900 [84 92] 19 16. Dazza S 21 3000 [114 138] 17 9. Gabriel S 22 3000 [113 161] 28

CA growth is since the first day of pre-season training, after the summer declines, or since the player joined the first team squad (i.e. January).Peter Bauer and Nasa received the lion's share of Secret Sandra training boosts.

Selected Young Players, AKA 'The Pipeline'

Name Position Age** PA

Roddy Jones RB 16 184 Stephen Watson DM 13 146 Hamish Andrews MC 16 139 Paul 'Speedy' Wright F LRC 10 133 Ben Wood MC 15 131 Tadpole GK 13 130 Lennox Francis DRC 17 130 Jordan Holland* DM 9 129 Tommy Thompson AM RC 17 123 Max Murray LB 15 122 Rocco Andrews* DM 15 117 Rudy Cooke* DC 9 117 Aston Davidson GK 17 113 Finn Burton* DC 16 110 Future CB DM 15 99 Adam B. Roberts AM C 15 92 Chas Fungrieve S 17 83

* Playdar finds with the Feedback Loop token activated. Max will receive future XP boosts if those players meet certain targets.

** as per Max's spreadsheets

Max Best Extended Universe: Average CA

Club (Nat) -- Year 1 -- Year 2 -- Year 3

Saltney Town (WAL) -- 36.7 -- 46.1 -- 66.9 College 1975 (GIB) -- 25 -- 50 -- 54.9 Bruno's Magpies (GIB) -- n/a -- 44 -- 46 Lions FC (GIB) -- n/a -- 28 -- 44 West Didsbury (ENG) -- 19.8 -- 25.7 -- 39.1

Women's Team: Obliterated WNL NP (Tier 3)

Are promoted to WSL 2 (Tier 2). Must turn fully professional. Not all the squad will be invited and some who are may decline.

Cheshire Cup Winners (2 in a row)

WNL NP Player of the Season: Sarah GreeneWNL NP Young Player of the Season: Sarah Greene

Chester FC Women's First Team Squad

No. Name Pos Age Wage [CA PA] CA +/-

25. Scottie Love GK 26 300 [63 63] 4 13. Queenie GK 19 100 [64 94] 24

3. Ridley T LB 21 300 [78 85] 23 23. Dafina DLC 17 50 [65 118] 25 20. Tanwen CB 17 50 [64 106] 24 5. Femi CB 28 440 [87 121] 22 4. Meghan CB 19 500 [89 169] 21 2. Luxury Bell DRC 26 400 [75 88] 15 12. Amy Shone DRC 16 0 [44 105] 35

18. Diane DM 25 150 [56 60] 16 21. Fioled MLC 17 50 [61 122] 21 14. Mari Hughes MC 17 50 [64 110] 24 6. Pippa Hoole MC 35 200 [43 111] 3 8. Charlotte MC 24 450 [86 101] 21 11. Maddy Hines MRC 20 250 [76 80] 26 15. Sarah Greene MRC 19 500 [92 167] 22 7. Dani Smith-Smithe M, AM RLC 19 400 [87 177] 22 17. Kisi Yalley AM RLC 18 400 [77 143] 22

16. Alwen FC 17 50 [64 101] 24 10. Meredith Ann F RC 17 600 [68 200] 38 9. Angel S 19 450 [79 155] 23 22. Kit Hodges S 23 500 [95 123] 10

Meredith Ann received lots of Secret Sandra bonus.Luxury Bell is preggers.Queenie played 3 of the final 4 fixtures.

Playdar Token Slots in Use

1. Daily Use 3 (three uses per day)2. Feedback Loop (potential future bonus XP)3. Maximum Age (currently set to an upper age limit for new finds of 18)

Chester FC Kingdom Building

The solar panels are generating (lol) approx 1,900/week.

3G pitches: 1. Bumpers Bank (two full-size); 2. Hoole; 3. Ellesmere Port; 4. Bumpers Bank minis. Total income: 7,300/week.

2x mobile kitchens: Breaking even.

Club shop (small): Exceeding forecasts.

Deva capacity: Was 8,200. Is 7,400 (summer 2027), rising in increments to 11,400 (autumn 2027)

Main sponsors/partners: Boshcard (men's shirts), Jejune (women's), Grindhog (kit and merch), Glendale (logistics), NutriBurst (food supplements), PetPride (pets).

Max's Personal Finances/Assets

Bank Balance: £209,000Weekly Wage: £5,000Max's Yearly Personal Sponsorship Income: £25,000 (BoshCard); £100,000 (Soccer Supremo); £50,000 (Chester Zoo); £50,000 (Ganymede, niche shampoo)Max's Private Clients: £300/week (Ziggy 0; Youngster 300)Max is paying Aff's mum £770/week as a full-time carer.

REM (Ruth/Emma/Max Agency)

Total Profit: £6,079 (per week, up from £1,054 compared to the end of last season)Max's Share: £3,040 (up from £527)

Maxterplanalytics UK

[Cash]: £53,853[Other assets]: One all-electric mini that runs like a go-kart

Gibraltarian FA

7 years of low-cost rent in an apartment in the national stadium, plus the chance to buy the apartment at a reasonable rate during that period.(The stadium should be completed next season).

Cashed Out (Non-Football Assets):

£8,200 (in shares)Best Chestern Hotel: £3,600 monthly profit (mortgage is interest-only). 1.8m value, 14 flats, 900k mortgage.

Total Weekly Income

£5,000 (basic wage) + £4,800 (sponsors) + £3,040 (REM agency) + £300 (Youngster) + £830 (flats) = £13,970

(£726,440 yearly.)

Miscellaneous:

The attendance bonus (for winning at least one trophy every year) is now 6%.

Max owes £0 to Mateo for the West Didsbury loan.

Max does not own Saltney Town FC. That is owned by Two Taps Limited, a company based in South Manchester.

Saltney owes Henri's syndicate 125k for loans used to sign players.

Max owns one measly share in West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC. It's just ceremonial. Nothing to see here.

Max owns two Savile Row suits, a Bayern Munich scarf, a laptop that's showing its age, and two framed photos featuring members of the Yalley family.

BONUS FOR SCROLLING THIS FAR

William B. Roberts Day One versus Wibbers Now

William B. Roberts  

Born 10.03.2008 (Age 15) English

Acceleration 16       Handling 1 Stamina 12   Heading 11 Strength 12     Tackling 6   Jumping 9 Teamwork 14 Bravery 16   Technique 10 Creativity 14       Pace 16   Passing 9   Dribbling 8 Positioning 6   Finishing 14

preferred foot BForward (RLC)  CA 4 PA 185  

William B. Roberts "Wibbers"  

Born 10.03.2008 (Age 19) English

Acceleration 17 Flair 16     Handling 1 Stamina 15   Heading 12 Strength 14   Influence 13 Tackling 7   Jumping 10 Teamwork 17 Bravery 16 Long Shots 15 Technique 14 Creativity 14       Off The Ball 15   Decisions 14 Pace 17 Determination 17 Passing 13 Dribbling 11 Positioning 8 Finishing 15

Form 7-6-8-8-9 Morale Superb Condition 100% preferred foot BForward (RLC)    CA 112 PA 185

Comments

Fraser

High Teamwork, quickly improving Passing, high Determination, high Creativity, high Technique, high Off the Ball, and high Decisions. Combined with his naturally good athleticism, IRL, he would be a player that would play well with better players at a higher standard. Some player skillsets are good at dominating weak opposition, while others like this are good at contributing against good opposition.

Fraser

Also interesting how hard Ryan Jack has hit the cliff. I think losing CA that consistently isn’t necessarily realistic. I think the way it would be is he gets an injury which stops him from training, reducing fitness and pace, resulting in much lowered CA which very slowly recovers. If he doesn’t get injured he might steadily progress to former levels, but at some point managing load becomes too difficult and it only causes one soft tissue tear to derail a season. So decreasing by 25 over a season isn’t unusual at all, but decreasing by a point each week in the absence of injury would be incredibly odd.

0belisk

Is max ever going to find a new women's GK? Maybe he should recruit a netballer

Fraser

Looking at CA as it approaches PA A consideration is: Does next season really have to be a consolidation season? Anything can happen if Chester make playoffs. Ian swan - Maybe sell at end of next season? Would be championship standard by playoffs Rainman - Sell at end of next season, would seem in many ways more promising than Ian Swan was when he want to Chester (can’t remember how much he cost?) Christian Fierce - Christmas Window next year? Could be a decent championship player, though might be hard to find someone better if competing in playoffs Fitzroy Hall - I can’t place him tbh, Shoulld be sold soon, probably before Christian F. Can’t imagine him sticking the whole year, regardless of playoff intentions Omari - likely within 12 months Tom Westwood - likely within twelve months… cya juniors :( Potential best 11 for playoffs, which would be as good as any in championship: GK Ian Swan - 127 LB Cole Adams ~ 135 CB Zach ~ 135 CB Peter B ~ 130 RB Nasa ~120 (could be more with Secret Sandra) DM Youngster ~ 140 (national team?) LM Joel R ~135 CM Dan B ~ 125? (could be more with Secret Sandra) RM Bark ~130 S Dazza ~140 (Aus selection?) S Wibbers ~ 140 (u21 selection?) Bench Colin B ~ 125 Gabriel ~ 135 Max B Fierce 120 Sticky 122 CM Andrew - 121 Adam Summerhays ~120 Thomazella ~ 115 Magnus Evergreen ? Alfie Clitheroe 115 (National team selection?)

Fraser

Soz for spamming, but the last consideration is that Max should be able to get more out of old players than anyone else, seeing he can manage their load/condition, injuries, etc. and also give them a route to start coaching, scouting, etc

MARLL

As I understand it, a major reason for consolidation is to be more prepared for the PL. Rushing up there would make survival in year one that much harder.

Galeg

I think there are plenty of examples of old players suddenly losing it.

SlickMongoose

Max really should be fleecing a richer team for one of these high CA, low PA youth players.

Fraser

Yes, but both for player growth and financial reasons, getting promoted would be at least a bit better than a consolidation season, even if immediately relegated afterwards. You earn an extra 60-80 million a year in the prem, which could immediately be invested in both good players and better facilities, something Max would be able to leverage better than anyone else. Even with the demotion parachute payments mean about half that extra income is retained. However, the main thing is that after just one year in the Championship Youngster, Dazza, Wibbers, Gabriel, Zach, and Peter are all going to be hitting their ceiling due to the competition and facilities. If they win then Max can put them on the contracts closer to what they deserve (personally it feels a bit bad to see players getting paid a fraction of their worth), invest heavily to improve facilities, scout much better talent, existing talent can grow immensely, sell players for tens of millions as they hit their ceilings, and honestly still have a decent chance of not getting relegated anyway. Even if relegated Max’s investment into facilities and also throwing tens of millions to rent elite facilities elsewhere should mean he can keep and improve the super stars that want to stay with him even if growth is a bit slow (should be CA 150+ by then easily), and construction would likely still be occurring this season anyway because construction takes time. It allows him to accrue really good talent that otherwise wouldn’t consider Chester and playing them in the championship is a bit gentler than the prem. I think that the mid 130s will be the ceiling next year, and having an extra 60 million to invest a year early would raise it significantly, while a consolidation season wouldn’t change too much. Either way, Year 1: Championship Year 2: Consolidate / Prem Year 3: Prem / Potential Relegation season in Championship Year 4: Prem The main difference in year 4 would be that Chester’s facilities should be ~30 million pounds better and a year earlier, and I think that Max could also make an extra 25 million through transfers due to being in the Prem, and also attract better talent. Of course, getting into the prem would be easier said than done, just because it might be better doesn't mean its possible

Ricky Kukowski

Shouldn’t jordan holland be part of the feedback loop?

Ted Steel

Ah! I wondered why there was only one guy in that list but was too tired to check it. If you put two asterisks in a sentence, Patreon thinks you want to convert the text in between into italics. So when I undid that, the asterisks were deleted and I didn't notice. Thanks to you, they're back!

Fraser

What can happen with injuries is that they stop you from training properly, but you might still be good enough to play even if a bit injured, so you play at 95%, miss more training, play at 90%, miss more training, and eventually you are going into games having done half as much training as most players in the league in the last two months so your skills aren’t sharp, and you are still managing an injury... Of course performance and consistency suffer

Jonas H

The math regarding Max's income is incorrect, based on the info that he earns 3600 a month on the Best Chestern. He would earn app. 3600/4,35(average amount of weeks in a month) =827.58 a week. Making his weekly income =13967. Yearly 13967x52,177457=728.793. If my calculations and understanding is correct

Ted Steel

You are right! I meant to come back to this comment but I just spotted the mistake myself when doing the latest appendix. By the way, I use 4.33 as a rule of thumb for months divided into weeks. Is 4.35 better? I think I'm too old to learn a new way but I would be willing to try!

Jonas H

The specific number of weeks a year is 52.177457, divided by 12 its 4.34812141666666 weeks pr. Month. I just rounded up to the closest 2 decimals. I dont think it is that important, if you use 4.33 or 4.35. To me it is a bit impolite to correct someone, so I made sure to be as specific and correct as i could be. As if it somehow makes it less impolite😆