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Alright, so I am pretty much done with (almost) everything. Only few very minor things left and of course the proofreading and editing which is currently being worked on by Lyk as usual.

Just because I finally have a little time on my hands now, and because the autumn finally here and it excites me to no end, I decided to recorded a dramatic reading of one of the first events of the episode 02. At first I wanted to do it like a normal human being would - using an actual recording software. But I soon realized that the recording software I was planning on using has some kind of deep personal grudge against me and my mic is so shitty that actually calling it a "mic" is an unbelievable flattery for the fucking thing. 

So, in the the light of all that I did what any responsible adult Russian male would do: I decided to record the whole thing with a potato. 

Keep in mind that the text you see on the screen has not been edited yet, so for you it's a rare chance to see my original writing in all it ingrish glory.

And please don't take this thing too seriously (god knows I didn't).

I should also probably mention that I am not doing this to create any sort of hype. I just want to give you guys something to chew on while you are waiting for the release of the episode 02.

Thank you for the support.

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AKABUR does dramatic reading of his own work.

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Rwede

"So, in the the light of all that I did what any responsible adult Russian male would do: I decided to record the whole thing with a potato." This line made my entire day. This is so fudging awesome I'm almost crying of laughter. You're amazing ! Thank you :D

jim b

Great! can you give us a release date?

Terebonkoff Game Studio

An interesting decision, mate! This is definitely a new direction in your project! Keep up the good work! And, of course, I want to wish you success with the upcoming release!

Ace

Cool, new career choice enable

Vega Chaos

Playing rise of the tomb raider as I watch this so gunning for Lara lol

Allam Pérez Santiago

Haha! Yes! Grace our ears with the magical voice of Akabur! In all seriousness great work man! Cannot wait to try out Ch. 2 :D

wagonsleftwheel

While you may say this doesnt generate any hype, ho Ho HO YOU ARE MISTAKEN MY FRIEND!! also this post had me rolling, your sense of humor is the best. Cheers Mate and another great update XD

lol32

so , many women to desire..... i hope wonder woman is among them in some point in the game :)

akabur

I like you. You're funny XD

Dorago

Isn't giving us something to chew on while we wait actualy what hype is made from ? Because right now I'm hyped as fuck :D Anyway it's nice to have news from you, and from what I have seen on the video, you are still a genius in the writing, I can't wait to see who is the new girl and to have fun with that new episode. Keep up the good work my friend, I will support you until then end of times for quality contants like this :)

jim b

i guess not :P ok keep up the good work i guess

James

#rekt 360 no scope

akabur

Heh... Thanks, man. You are too kind^^

Dubsington

That was deeply moving.

akabur

Thank you Andrew!!! ^_^

akabur

Absolutely! She is definitely on the list.

akabur

Thank you, Dorago for you endless support!!!!! ^_^

soot face game (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 "Wow, I'm really good at this.." That really got me. :D
2017-09-30 17:18

MUPLUR

Sorry for being rude. In 5:12 there's a spelling mistake, Childhood "Crush". Kindly take care of that. I know you will :) . Thank you for everything (literally everything).

banana33

wow....that tone...that color of voice....you sound like a James Bonds villain..... XDXDXDXD

akabur

I appreciate you keeping your eyes peeled for the typos, but it's too early for that. This version of the in-game texts has not been proofread yet.

akabur

I would make a fucking great Bond villain!

Gregor

I can't wait and, contrary to a common opinion, I find long development times better. Because you don't have to chew the same thing every month when compatibility with savegames is broken again. Furthermore, your games have a magic to put me back in puberty. Which is a great experience from time to time. Thank you for your dedication to enchant us all back into jerking juveniles.

DAHR (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E8qTYl60xQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E8qTYl60xQ</a> ))
2017-09-30 22:54

akabur

Xa-xa-xa!!!!! XD T_T

akabur

Yes, I know exactly what you mean. Don't worry, I have no interest in spamming you with frequent meaningless updates... I only hope to release the content in a slightly smaller chunks in the future. And thank you for your kind words. :)

skidriver

Complitely agreed with one exception - at least two-three release per year. C'mon, one release on Christmas still is a gift ofc, but - really - our life is too short to wain year-cycle release plan :)

Dragneeel

Will u release for Android along with Windows? Or it's gonna be coming later

Gaetano (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 &lt;3
2017-10-01 08:36

Nikraria

Looks so good man, hope we could try it soon

MANITU Games

So new girl will appear in upcoming release, right?

Robert A.

The biggest compliment I can give you is that the two characters I'm most excited about are those you invented, Aka. And I usually don't even like dreadlocks/army chicks. I hope you give Ashelyn and Lola lots of room for careful development. Super excited! :D

James

android usually comes after windows.

Darwin Praxe

He didn't invent Ashelyn Praxis, she is a character from "jak" on ps2

James

my comment disappeared, weird. long story short im very excited and I really like the "your mom" joke lol

AKOBEL

Look so lit (:o ............. high five :p

Robert A.

Wtf? I was sure some people were saying that he invented her a long time ago. Damn. Well, thanks for correcting me! :)

Darwin Praxe

She is a secondary character that appears in Jak II, JakIII, and Jak X, I suggest you play jak x on emulator, it is still very fun X)

MrAbusay

That was very funny xD ! It would be cool if you did that again from time to time.

akabur

Yeah... Life IS to short. And The time flies by too damn fast.

akabur

What James said. Xaljio will be working on the android version as usual, and it will be released a while after the initial release of WIN and MAC versions.

akabur

Me too man, me too.

akabur

Of course. That's the main idea - new episode = new girl.

akabur

Yeah I definitely did not invent Ashelin, but you could say a re-invented her... kind of... a bit maybe :) In any case, if you never hear for her but you still like her as a character that is all that matters :)

akabur

Our enemies know now rest my friend :) And I hope you fill find many more jokes in the "episode 02".

Doc5252 (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 It looks great Akabur!! I can't wait to play it.
2017-10-02 16:54

Mr. Stibbons (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 Hahahaha! Dat humor, man - "You weren't legally allowed to have a boner for her until the 6th movie but secretly wanted to fuck since the 3rd" :D I mean, it makes your games so very "meta"... in a porny kind of way, which is even better. Awesome work, can't wait for episode 2 to be unleashed!
2017-10-03 10:13

MrAbusay

Please be Hermione, please be Hermione, please be Hermione...

Darwin Praxe

We already have a full game dedicated to her ! Please be a new busty character !

wadere

there never enough hermione you heretic!

Mirrodin (edited)

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2026-09-07 15:00 Definitly will enjoy it. Can't stop hype with this level of quality &lt;3
2017-10-04 13:52 Definitly will enjoy it. Can't stop hype with this level of quality <3

Definitly will enjoy it. Can't stop hype with this level of quality <3

James M Heinonen

nice to see what your up too. keep up the good work.

akabur

Thanks, man. I think you will find quite a few joke you'll enjoy in the episode 02. Thank you for your words of support!

akabur

Thank you, James. :)

lol32

you Sir are a gentleman.... :) but please give her the Akabur treat... :)

Balub

A "crash" is something else than a "crush". Glad to see work is about to finish though.