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125 - The New Guest Story is OUT! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-22 12:00:04
Imported:
2026-06

Poll

125 - The New Guest Story is OUT!

  • I do own a NINTENDO Switch. 931
  • I DO NOT own a Nintendo Switch. 1041
  • 2020-06-22
  • 1972 votes
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Content

Hi bros! How is everyone doing? Fantastic? Great? Wonderful? Having the best day ever? The best week ever maybe? Or the best month/year ever??! What a coincidence: ME TOO!!! Everything is great and wonderful and I am looking towards the future wondering what wonderful surprises life has in stock for us all! Surely it will be something amazing!

No I did not take any drugs before sitting down to write this post. Well I did drink some coffee but I don't think it counts. In fact I KNOW it does not count because it was a damn good coffee but I barely feel any effects of it. Damn, even the coffee is not what it used to be... Back in my day a cup of coffee would give you an alert state, shaky hands and hard pp.

Ignore the intro. I couldn't figure out how to start the post so I though maybe I should make it a bit less depressing then usual, just for the heck of it :)

The polls! The results of the poll from two weeks ago shook the very foundation of the world as we know it. Apparently Hermione is the number one girl. Honestly I refuse to believe it. 

The poll from last week revealed to us that most people play my games on Windows PC. Personally I found that revelation very pleasing since I was worried that everyone just switched to Android long time ago. Personally I'm glad that's not that case.

More polls. Since polls provide us a certain degree of interactivity I think I should continue to include them into my Monday Posts. No matter how nonsensical the questions in the poll itself may be.

Almost forgot. The new guest story: "Blue Balls and Necromancy" is out. I updated the files on itch.io so just go there and download the version 10.03 of the game. Don't expect too much, this is just a fun little story to give you something to chew on while I work on Ep11. 

And that's it. Thank you for you support. I hope this will be a decent week for everyone. Stay strong, stay safe but more importantly: stay cool and keep playing my games. Hugs and kisses <3

QUESTION IF THE WEEK: Do you own a NINTENDO Switch? (Just out of curiosity.)

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Comments

Ace

Awesome update, being optimist is not bad, great way to start a week

AceOfDiamond

Voted on "I DO NOT own a Nintendo Switch" number of votes for that shows up: 69. Nice.

Frank Torthoff

I still have to buy Luigi's Mansion 3

Akira_XIII

Yeah, but I'm so tired of waiting for SMTV, Metroid Prime 4 and Bayonetta 3 news :( Also, I hope they drop Mother/Earthbound on switch.

Sin

I also refuse to believe Hermione is best girl, because Ashelin is life. It must be the work of trolls. Or maybe Russian bots. Probably both.

Telemmenus

Akabur you are going to make me play Red Alert 3 Again!

Sid Santos

Ashelin has that space militarized look that gets me all giddy, my guess is most of your patrons are Potter fans who grew up during peak popularity. Or school girl fetish is strong. No kink shame here.

Lyk

This is objectively correct.

Viredae

As a person who chose Hermione as their favorite, I DON'T refuse to believe it, I just feel like she has a larger range of interaction than the other girls, Jasmine is very one note, Ashelin is great but she's fairly underutilized, I like April and Lara, but they're both new so they don't have a lot of material to their name. Hermione has an entire game to her name (Which gives her a headstart) and she's not Jasmine.

Dubsington

Even leaving aside the portrayal by a smokin'-hot actress, Hermione has the advantage of having a much larger amount of back story both in the source material and in your own work. Plus, I mean, schoolgirl-- can't go wrong with that. Personally I'll keep voting for her in every poll until the day comes that you bless the world with an Akabur-quality original CG of her in a g/g scene.

Dubsington

Doesn't hurt that Hermione was played by a certain actress that deserves angry grudge sex.

Valentin

Dude that GIF scene was just the best. Played the game last night and it feels so perfect. Over-acting is peak actor performance, change my mind.

Akira_XIII

dicks out for Ashelin

Trevor Bond

Ooooh, this looks fun! Thank you! Glad you started out a little more upbeat. It helps people BE upbeat sometimes. And of course.... Tim Curry. Being amazing. That always helps! Stay sane and have fun my friend!

Hivedragon

Still dont get why Hermione is popular, there are much better ones out there.

noneaa

Hi! I just want to note you that you interpretate your pools incorrectly. Generally with popularity of the characters . The OS one is fine [Linux please] You dumped all characters in the same group. It give big error. If you put them in subgroups it would give you better numbers. I suggest just exclude Germione from the pool. She distort the results. .... I got that I can't explain it well . Just think about about list of Russian pool with and without Putin. The diff is drastic. It's very interesting that Ashelin get 23! I first have knew about her from you. Let's skip Hermion. Lara Croft have BIG brand. April O Neil so so known. Jasmin is known Dysney princess. It's interesting to see Jasmin so low. Again we can't tell if it's true even if you do "most hatefull" character. It can be done only if you split characters by groups . I think it would really helpfull would be rating pools. But probably patreon doesn't support them. Ok. Conclusion. 1. hermione is big distort. Look her Wikipedia page have more views then all rest combined. Half of them don't have even page 2. Ashelin have huge success! 3. Lola also! for your own brand character it's very good! 4. LC, ONeil, and Jasmin are gray horses. They show moderate low results. 5 It would be interesting to who go all votes without the Hermion Pools are complicated . It can confuse you a lot

Kennyannydenny

I wanted to buy a Nintendo Switch, but never ended up doing that since I don't have the money anymore to buy one. Currently completely broke so maybe in a few years.

Jeno (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-07 15:00 huh the switch votes are about 50/50, that's rather surprising ... If I were to get one it would be exclusively for Pokémon and as it stands, sword &amp; shield is not even finished yet and they are doing DLC... mmehhh
2020-06-22 21:04 huh the switch votes are about 50/50, that's rather surprising ... If I were to get one it would be exclusively for Pokémon and as it stands, sword & shield is not even finished yet and they are doing DLC... mmehhh

huh the switch votes are about 50/50, that's rather surprising ... If I were to get one it would be exclusively for Pokémon and as it stands, sword & shield is not even finished yet and they are doing DLC... mmehhh

Sin (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-20 03:00 &gt;Ashelin is great but she's fairly underutilized So what you're saying is... more Ashelin please.
2020-06-22 21:08 >Ashelin is great but she's fairly underutilized So what you're saying is... more Ashelin please.

>Ashelin is great but she's fairly underutilized So what you're saying is... more Ashelin please.

akabur

What game did you play last night? Red Alert 3? 0_0

FooldiverDX

The New guest story is really hot. especially the paizuri ending!

Kennyannydenny

Yeah Pokemon would also be the only reason I'd get it. But since I couldn't take all my previous pokemon with me to the newest games I decided not to buy the game, nor the platform.

Plaron

The guest story is really good. Keep the author near you :P.

nebnatz

Anyone else have a problem with full screen under windows? Whenever I alt+enter, I am so zoomed in that I only see about a third of the picture. Can anyone help?

MOLDRED D MALCONTENT

Can't find "Blue Balls and Necromancy" do you have a better (more narrowed down) link?

Valentin

Yes, why ? Can't a man enjoy a good game with gals ? Even if the game is ten years old ?

Gerwulf

Just search for "Akabur" and select "Star Channel 34", since "Blue Balls and Necromancy" is a guest story _within_ SC34 ;-)

Denis

Seriously tho... can't forgive what they have did with a coffee...

akabur

Thank you for your infinite and never ending support, man. T_T

akabur

Go buy an anime game instead. That would a real man of culture would do.

akabur

Well at least there is something to look forward to. Cyberpunk will is the only game I am waiting on on my PS4 and I sure as heck not buying PS5.

akabur

So much life for Ashelin... and so much pressure for me to make her justice with her educational scenes in Ep11. I better not mess up ^^

akabur

We will never be getting games like that, so you may as well :) Say hi to all the girls from me. I love it when the call me "commander". :)

akabur

I agree that SC34 as a whole could use some more frequent educational scenes for the girls. I hope to start fixing it with next Epsidoe.

akabur

A man not only can - it his duty to play those games! The Red Alert 3 world is absolutely fantastic. A real man's game. There will be no games like that anymore so we may as well enjoy our good old games from the good old days. I want to buy a cigar and chew on it while I play Red Alert 3 and old Duke Nukem games XD

akabur

You too Trevor! ^_^

akabur

To each his own I guess. But yeah, I was surprised to see so many Hermione choices.

akabur

0_0 The info you provided has been noted, my dude.

akabur

Yeah... I completely missed out on PS3 generation because of the same problem. never played any Mass Effect or Dragon Age 1-2 because of that. I mean I could play all these games now of course but I completely missed them when they were released originally. All I had back then was my PSP. ^^

akabur

I'm glad you liked it. I though the story was fun so I decided to spent some time on illustrating it. Glad you enjoyed it :) The whole paizuri ending took the most time :)

akabur

Agreed. I hope to involve him again eventually.

akabur

Yeah, a common problem from what I hear. Has something to do with WIN10 zoom option.

akabur

What Gerwulf said. I hope you were able to figure it out.

akabur

Yes. Me too. I was absolutely disgusted by that... Wait, what are you talking about 0_o

akabur

Ha-ha. I get it now. It took me a while to digest my own joke thrown back in my face. Yes, coffee has been ruined. We shall never forget.

Valentin

You're a man of taste, friend.