Contest: A Full-Sized Fake Arabica Coffee Tree (Patreon)

In the recent book announcement video, you might have noticed me gently caressing a coffee tree. That tree, you'll be shocked to discover, was not real. Actually, there were two of these arabica impostors, but we are keeping one - and you can win the other one in this fun contest:

https://gleam.io/1PhzS/win-an-artificial-coffee-arabica-plant-1m-high

IMPORTANT: The plant is somewhat taller and heavier than it appears, so we'd encourage you to measure your space to see if it's suitable before entering. This plant is about 100cm high and 50cm wide / 39" high and 20" wide. It's heavier than you'd expect, at 6kgs / 14lbs. We will update you once we've drawn a winner!