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[SFW] Everybody Has Bad Days [Storytime/Sleep Aid] (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-10 16:30:01
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2025-11-04 17:42:16
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hi cuties, this is just a little yap session w a story about how I WENT INTO DEBT to have the worst week of my life + some other silly thing

hi cuties, this is just a little yap session w a story about how I WENT INTO DEBT to have the worst week of my life + some other silly things, good for background noise or laughing at me. please enjoy however you see fit <3

MWAH 

Comments

ⵣ Shay ⵣ

Let’s all thank our lord and saviour Bloom for this blessed meal, we’re eating good today

gbh

How did you know we needed something to listen to this fine day? Thank you kindly! 😊

H M

Your sfw always makes me feel safe and comfy! 🥰🫂

kort

2 in one day?! You spoil us

Chaos

💙I'm so sorry you're going through it, friend. I don't know any other platform that has these kind of verbal vent sessions about just anything but I really like it. Just remember, you're enough on the human scale. Also, I feel like you stepping on the bee with your bad foot isn't really funny in the moment, but in hindsight is funny as hell just because it's one of those "of course that would happen" moments.

Daine Fluck

I know I'm not going to fall asleep to this one. This.. feels different in so many ways. I'm listening to this as if I'm talking about life with a friend deep in the night. Comforting yet feels really important. So thank you, I'll enjoy this very much. 🙂 + wow you finally got "officially" one-hour long audio! 🙌

blaze

Glad you survived the experience, sounds brutal! I painfully relate on having accelerated health issues as a result of neglect in childhood. Cost me my left fucking nut to fix all the dental problems I had that accumulated into serious issues in adulthood. The cokehead behaviors are crazy, my cokehead and alcoholic relatives sold their IDs & birth certificates for drug money. Hope your family has recovered to an extent, addiction is difficult to navigate. Thank you for sharing your experience with us, hope you have a great day Bloom! 🫂💜

Robyn

I kept thinking the story couldn’t get any worse. But by the end I was just waiting for a jellyfish attack or armed robbery

Thora

This has gotten me through the end of a rough Monday shift here at work. Thanks, hun!

Luci.s

"I hope you're all asleep by now" Hardly, I had a laughing fit at the outlined glasses on an otherwise evenly sunburned chest 😆 Apart from that, I'm glad you made it through that week in one piece. The set up was already a recipe for disaster and it somehow just kept getting worse. Anyways, hope you're doing okay despite the health issues and thank you for this chill yapping session, if you ever decide to post more it'll be very much appreciated ☺️💜💜

Lex

"And she broke up with me." Bruv, the way this made me inhale like I had baby lungs. Despite the topic, your delivery is humorous and establishes a relaxing space; listening to one of the homies'. Nevertheless, I don't know you, but I fucks with you. "And so the night comes in, naturally, as time passes...." 🤡

ruru

i''m so sorry bloom, i was so surprised listening to the story until that "34:01" came, I couldn't help laugh and imagine you looked like my profile picture when you woke up from your "nap" 😭😭 (yes I just changed it because of that) hope things are better for you today, as you say we all have bad days but they don't last forever 🫶🏻

mmmiyummmilky

I hope someone draws lobster bloom with a white spot on his chest 🦞👓

Nowhere24x

So happy to receive the patreon update message from you bloomie, I'm going through the most difficult time of my life and nearly decide to give up and go back to my country, but every night when listening to your voice I feel better, thank you for sharing your life with us, it's very nice and important.

Haribo_folie

Bruh how do people fall asleep listening to this. The whole hour I was in the loop of: laugh hard, inhale, “oh no…”, exhale, “man…”, rub face, laugh hard, inhale…… really appreciate the realness of the background noises and ofc the story itself, could have made a bag by selling it to hbo or whatever to make a solid eight episodes named “I stepped on a fucking bee” or “if you don’t die and shit” (before the listening I doubted if a yapping session SFW would be re-listenable (still love the yapping tho) but wow this is a whole new level of storytelling and content theme… glad that you made it to today and this story is truly inspiring in its own way)

Haribo_folie

ALWAYS HAVE YOUR SPF ON EVERYONE!! (I was reading something about the chaos theory the other day and here we are the amazing stories ✨

westwind01

you really tagged this rollercoaster ‘sleep aid’ with a straight face

BLOOM

I hope everything gets better sweetheart 🫂

h

everyone say thank u bloomieeeee ! this helped me finally study for my exams 🤓🤞🏼

h

the ingrown toe nail and then u stepping on a bee the universe has it out for ur feetsies 😭

Chaos

This comment made me laugh harder than I should have 😂

silly goose

The focus I had during this was honestly pretty dope. Except during the sunburn and almost everything foot related bits… that had me cringing in sympathy. All in all my productivity was ngl damn impressive. Thank you, senpai lol

Mar

I can see why you posted the NSFW and SFW at the same time bc damn I'm gonna need to hear about you having a much better day after this 😂 the drink had me going "oh nononono. Oh noooo."

Haribo_folie

ngl as someone who just experienced a month ago finding white undissolved powder at the bottom of my bottle after a huge gulp… i let out the “oh nonononono” immediately when i heard him mentioning the damn drink the first time 😭

Mar

Oh noooo 😭 I'm glad you're okay(? I assume 😭😭😭)

Vina

I absolute love listening to people's stories. Also love the podcast vibes you had going on. I would definitely enjoy listening to more of those stories. 😌

Emmm

Everyone talking about how crazy this audio was and here I am just waking up not remembering anything aside from the mention of rain I blacked out in like a minute 💀

Haribo_folie

It wasn’t drug so it wasn’t like that bad as bloom but it was some meds (someone put it in because they didn’t trust the pills my doctor gave me 🤡 ) that were contradictory to the other meds i took and luckily it just made my stomach hurt for a day and staying in the toilet for two days 🫠🫠 (and heart pumping hard for a day

Mar

That's insane and still so scary!!! What the fuck is wrong with people holy fuck

joy

To tendo um dia merda, uma semana merda e esse vídeo me ajudou muito. Você é tudo bloomie, é isso. 🩵

Daine Fluck

2nd listen: Work ethic and self value are two different things and I'm sorry you feel that way about your performance. You're articulate, intelligent, and cognizant guy and I'm sure you can nudge that reasoning or deep rooted beliefs towards your strengths easily. You mentioned you don't have positive outlook from your self awareness but you don't have to have that, as you already know. Also, for your coping mechanisms, I truly believe you can someday have compassion about all those messed up parts. I bet you have picked up the pieces like a champ. All I'm trying to say is .. you matter, you're not alone, and you deserve compassion. You're dealing with so much stuff these days but I sincerely hope that your days can turn out to be nice or okayish in the end, without any excruciating pain. I'm sending lots of love and hugs from afar 🫂

BLOOM

Really appreciate this comment Daine 🫶 the thing about self awareness is that you can know how you should or should not feel but you can't exactly figure out easily how to actually feel that way, they're two very different things, but I don't expect to get there so fast, there's a lot of time and experience before that moment comes and that's just life, I'm sure I'll be unsatisfied with something once I get to a certain landmark too it's natural

Daine Fluck

My point exactly. You already have all of that power or capacity within you. You can just search, explore, and struggle and someday you'll get there. Baby steps or.. big steps all the way! I'm struggling too and I know I'll be half way there somehow. Let's just... be who we are 🙂

Sinihi

Seriously, this audio made me laugh for the first time today. I think you are really good at telling stories, always manage to make it amusing... and make my bad days better. Thanks for sharing, and I do hope you get better soon. We need more yapping and story times, as well as a healthier and more energetic you. Take care <3 💜🤲

Mira

Love, love the story time! What an exhausting week that must’ve been. I can’t even begin to imagine running off so little sleep 😓 “If you don’t die and shit, everything is chill” is my new life motto

Biet 𐙚 ̊

I relied on the "Sleep aid", now I can't sleep thinking about everything that happened to you in such a short time

Miriel Serindae

Had to take a 2 month hiatus cause of some financial issues (fucking landlords istg 🤬) but I'm so happy to be back!!! 1 hour SFW?!?! I'm gonna sleep soo HARD tonight after 2 months 🫠🫠

sariyha

i laughed myself to sleep and finished this when i woke up but omg you told this so cinematically i felt like i was there watching it all happen 😭 like mouth agape and i put a hand over it when you got to the drink. this would be a great story to tell some grandchildren, rocking chair and everything

ww

I was all set to take a nap with this audio playing, now I’m just lying here wide awake, no nap happening today. First of all, thank you for sharing such a wild ride story. But like… how are you still alive after all that?? Seriously, that’s insane. so proud of you, Bloomie. 🫂🫂🫡 And honestly, I’ve been feeling super down lately ‘cause of work stuff… but you’re right—if you’re still breathing, none of that other crap really matters. thanks for ur sharing, again. 💛 Wish you nothing but good vibes from now on. Hope you get better soon and stay super healthy and always! 💛

moonlightbae

provavelmente o carnaval mais torturante que alguém já teve nesse país

Yangease🍀

You’re such an incredible storyteller! Your humor, warmth, and vulnerability made this story feel so alive. The resilience you’ve shown is nothing short of awe-inspiring. I can’t imagine how anyone, let alone a 16 year old, endured all that. As I listened, I found myself crying — not out of sympathy, but from an aching compassion. I kept thinking, someone should’ve hugged that 16-year-old you. If I could reach through time, I would. You have a rare gift for weaving pain and hope into something powerful. This story deserves to be part of a memoir someday. Seriously, you’ve got the heart of a writer. Thank you for trusting us with your journey. You matter🌸 Keep blooming🌸

actanonverba

I’ve only recently subscribed to your content on here to sort of test the waters, as it were. I have so very many thoughts on all of it - way too many to articulate in a comment. However, first and foremost I have an overwhelming wish to go back to 16 year old you and make sure you’re safe and cared for. Thank you for sharing this - I really, really appreciate your openness and vulnerability.

marissa r

Clicked this without reading what you'd written beforehand, thought it was actually a sleep aid lmao Couldn't even f'in pause to go to sleep bc i was too invested in the story even tho it's 2am here 😂 Can relate to having an alcoholic in the family at least. Good that you can just casually mention the heavy stuff in your life and laugh about it. Makes it easier for the rest of us to just... exist with our shit too, yknow? Cheers for that

v.

>be me >procrastinate making dinner after long serving shift >elevate experience with bloom audio >damn near cut myself twice when the lore kept getting crazier ive just accepted the service industry increases the chances of weird shit happening for no reason lmao esp when drugs get into the mix the (iykyk) xD "[???] The Teenage Grind ft. Transcendentally Timed Suffering at Carnaval" would be a really long title to be fair

brooklyn

“I hope you’re all asleep by now” is when I remembered it was supposed to be a sleep aid? 😭 omg, with every little detail you added it just kept getting worse!! it also sounds funny now I’m sure, but I imagine at the time it couldn’t have been. I’ve worked with people with substance misuse issues so I anticipated some of the stuff you said but as amusing as it was, I am sorry that it was so rough at the time! most 16 year old would just spend all that money on festival tickets and have fun, but you had an idea and put all thought and energy into that, persevered and pushed through all obstacles that came along the way and that’s inspiring so I do hope you’re proud of that, as that is definitely a proud moment and shows character! thank you so much for sharing, I did laugh at a few things tho I was laughing *with* you and not at you. except maybe the random wake ups and someone laughing at you? omg I thought the third time you’d have said the dogs were laughing at you too 😭 if you’re ever inclined to I’d love to hear more stories like these:)) sorry I tried to keep this as short as I can. and the itchiness on the skin is the body’s stress response, it just releases cortisol and histamines which make the skin inflamed and itchy 😩

evelyn

Thank you for sharing not just your story but your thoughts…it’s greatly appreciated. The mundane bg noise was an especially nice touch to go along with the seemingly never ending misfortunes during your trip and I promise I only laughed with you 🤧