[NSFW] [M4F] ''Yes, Friends Dry Hump Each Other All The Time!!'' - [Factual] (Patreon)

Alternative Title: ''The fact that you don’t stand a chance in a play fight would piss you off—if it didn’t turn you on first, but that wouldn't stop you from trying, and failing, right?This guy (me) is a fucking asshole, you should probably dry hump him or something. lol (serious).

This is seriously unexpected, but having sex on a carpet will give you carpet burns, isn't that crazy? Anyway, I would advise not having sex on a carpet or rug, unless there's no other option, which sounds really fucking weird. Why is the carpet the only option? Seriously, get up and go fuck on the couch.

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