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One of these days, I was posed with the following monster fucker inquiry during a drinking game: would you rather have sex with a clown or a slime girl?I took a shot, thought long and hard about it, and now I am making that your problem. Enjoy :).

This content is an original work of creative fiction owned by BloomingVA. This audio is recorded by an adult, for adults only. This is strictly a fantasy, this is not real. All the characters depicted are aged 18+ and all interactions in this audio are consensual. Please do not download or share this content on any other platform.

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Frosty

Holy shit I need to be sitting for this one 😳🥵

snake_charmer

This description is giving toxic avenger and I'm not mad about it

sars

omg hearing twice kills meeeeee

Emily

Never thought I’d be jealous of a toy………………… yet here I am………….

Aurelia

i can't sleep anymore.........thank you for your recording.....

Jay

oh. oh my god these tags

Juno

I'm honestly speechless. I enjoyed every second of it! Your whisper-talk is so good and incredibly soothing. 🙂‍↕️

Mai

"...one thing that is definitely not wholesome is you listening to this. There's no saving it" <- I can't refute when you call us hopeless perverts in such a pretty way

lilsleepy

hwhat do u MEAN inflation maybe?????? inflation yes or no???????

lilsleepy

i pick sex with a clown maybe they can twist the condom in fun balloon animal shapes

Violet

OMg OmG OMG OMG OMG OMG OmG OMG

Chy !

LMFAO

Chy !

The woman was too stunned to speak

FavouriteFelony

Firstly, love it. Secondly, how the fuu did you manage to make the idea of partial x-ray vision sound hot? Thridly, I know I am a filthy hoe, this is as wholesome as a Sunday night can get

Mars

IM CRYING LMAO

miss victory

Correct answers!! Can't wait to listen to this!

Aly

Im so feral :c

ⵣ Shay ⵣ

Bro said he bought something see through and my dumbass thought it was a shirt 😭 like show ussss fashionista 😔 nvm 😔 Edit: I was gonna use this as a sleep aid… but the way my lemon teleported to my hand… must’ve been the wind.

Priscilla Q

Perfect way to start the week 💕

Chy !

HE SAID "IM SORRY THERE'S NO SAVING YOU" LISTEN SIR 😭

ও

i’ve been jealous of those damn toys since 4 in 40 edging sesh

ও

i have NOTHING—appropriate to say. not a DAMN thing appropriate.

ও

bloom: “i’m sorry there’s no saving you..” ..she don’t wanna be saved. she is me.

simone

truer words have never been spoken

Jay

YOU KNOW BALLLLL

lstninglzr

Laying down full starfish over here☝️🫡

Taruka

When you mentioned see-thru, I thought underwear but this concept. The scenario of being wholesome and dirty while seeing together the results are worth it after cumming inside (being see-thru) It’s the best treat to imagine about it~

AllyJayKatt

U Sexy Mutha.....I wanna see😳🥺...😈❤️

Nicole

The way this has been on repeat since it dropped… yeah, there is no saving me 😭

evelyn

Sometimes you with these damn toys and the words you say really make me wonder if I wanna praise you or cuss you out……but yea, that thudding in the background in first round did something extra for me.…..instant replay🫣

★ SAW BTS IN LV

first time listening to this audio.. let’s see 😼

blaze

Happily sat the fuck down in the hypothetical cuck chair ughhh 🪑luv

Jay

if you want to hypnotize me play the first five minutes of this audio good gravy, your stamina