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Going to post something really fun and new tomorrow, but I need your cooperation! So, uh, please make sure your vibrator is nice and charged, and conveniently take it with you when you leave the house today.Cars are such nice liminal spaces so let's make use of that.

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Daniela

Sir, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 🫵👀

chaerry!🕸️

lol great timing bloom, i just got a vibe for my birthday today

BLOOM

put the vibe in the glove box bro

Blueberry

Reading this at 2am surely makes your blood pressure skyrocket from excitement 🤩

Emily

🫡

Frosty

SIR YES SIR 🙂‍↕️🫡

flashdelirium

I’m simultaneously excited and scared

Jay

Happy birthday!!

Blueberry

Another spin around the sun! Happy Birthday! 🥳

Ali 🍀

What do we do if we don’t have a car 👁️👄👁️

Lina

I don’t have a car…🧍🏻‍♀️

ⵣ Shay ⵣ

I’m on a trip w my mom for a week… bloom, why must you torture me this way.

freakari

will do!! 🙂‍↕️🫡

Nicole

Man I got work tomorrow😭, and my car is a fish bowl. But Imma try🫡.

Nicole

Happy birthday babe!!!!!🥳

Jasmine Tian

Well go charging rightaway 😏

FavouriteFelony

If one doesn't have a car, nor licence for that matter (ayo passenger princess for life) I doubt the bus would be an acceptable or legal substitute.

HayleeFox15 on youtube

Girl reading this at 4 in the morning getting ready for work has me cackling like an evil crazy plotting witch 😭🙏🏻

Ali 🍀

I mean atleast it’s free lol 🥹

Chy !

*charges hand*

evelyn

Wow. What a lovely notification to get on my birthday 🥳

BLOOM

happy birthday chaerry!!!! hope your day is awesome

Blueberry

Hopefully we survive work to hear this 👊

ও

YEAH? … YEAH???

BLOOM

I'm afraid you're going to have to sit this one out

BLOOM

yeah, you're gonna have to sit this one out

ও

i hate that the sub in me is sayin ima make this happen 😭

Stazz

Bad day to be taking the train to work 😬

anita

*gasps in swear words*

Lina

💔💔💔💔

Mars

happy birthday <3

Mars

Ok imma gonna buy a car. The things i do for my horny ass geez.

brooklyn

just for fun I wanna say, “no” but then I’d feel like I’d be missing out 💀

Violet

OMG My vibrator is huge! I can't do it🥲 I need to go shopping....online of course

lilsleepy

uhhh okay…. fine i’ll get some gas in this economy

lilsleepy

🤞these two fingers have done what no vibe ever has

Chy !

Turbo setting 🥱

natella

Oh booo I'm late to the party but hmm why just a vibrator? I'll do you one better and pair it with a G squeeze. Just a mindful and cutesy medium. I need something to clench onto~