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fuck machine :D

someone gifted me a fuck machine, this is me being very professional and “reviewing“ it, thats right, very professionally

shouldve done a customer service voice tbh

name of the toys are Solace and Edge by Lovense for those interested

enjoy! xx

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Bunny98

Oh damn...we're eating good tonight!

Lindsay

I know what I'll be listening to in bed tonight

mmmiyummmilky

These types of audios are my absolute FAVVVVV!! and holy shit the toy was loud.. (in a good way...hahaha) how many stars out of 5 would you rate this toy?

Rana

Your rambles are always SO good

hoodgothicc

well this awoke a craving for Msub’s i’ve long forgot about 🤲🏽🩹

hoodgothicc

I tapped out after the 1st O.. & when the audio just kept going.. jaw literally on the floor. bloom is fr really a eater

BLOOM

Yeah it was a little noisy for sure haha, not gonna end up using it for another audio. Overall it’s a really fun hands free experience, but it’s a lot of prep and although it’s an issue I have with everything I didn’t expect it to be so tight, so add a lot of lube of top of all the setup ☠️ 3/5 stars 🫡

blaze

On the floor for the nipple pinching I'm clenching

6sheeshALaying 🦢

VERY professional, I give this audio five out of five lube tubes. Tbh I wasn’t even doing anything and I still had to bite down on a pillow. Phew. 😮‍💨

sariyha

fuckalator 3000 go MMMMMMM

bunny0301w

listening after my class like a likkle treat :33 may i just say my god this is best reward ive ever received 😭😭😭this is better than boba after class THANK U🩷🩷 also just an idea let us decide how many times u edge🤭🤭

Evey

I think this was the first time I didn't even touch myself to one of your audios. I literally just got high and listened in stunned and increassingly in-awe silence punctuated only by my genuine gasps of surprise and strange guttural pleading noises. I think thisbis also the furthest you've pushed your pain kink in one of your audios? Is that something you'll be leaning into more both as sub and dom? (note - I will totally be touching myself to this later).

北落师门

This turns me on more mentally than physically. I love this one SO much I even stopped breathing.🫠 your moan mixed with a little sobbing when you slap yourself is SO GOD DAMN good. I’m gonna listen to this a thousand times 😭😭

Onyx

As a sado masochist it's always so fun finding audios like yours.

Mola

Might be the first time that i cant focus on my procreat while listening to ur audio. Very professional. I always think about buying a machine like that. It’s really good to get hands free.

Lupe

Sweet Jesus Bloom. 🫠🫠🫠

BLOOM

I should’ve taken pictures but I swear my thighs were black and blue the next day

BLOOM

Eh, I like the [impact] it has on the listener, I enjoy it much more when someone does it to me but it’s been fun to put these in rambles and see people’s reaction. I think I might put more of it in scripted projects if I find an appropriate trope and situation that makes it super hot and not just another detail.

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

12:00 - 14:35 did something to my brain chemistry 🫡 *new kink unlocked*

gbh

I... can't even... My brain is mush. Thank you, Bloom. 🫠🫠🫠 I'm pretty sure my soul left my body. 💀

Veldee

The sounds of you ❤️the feels it gives ❤️. I love the sounds you make and hearing you react when you turned up the plug. I could make a very long list of all the things I adore about you.

Mini

I finally listened to this. All I have to say is I’m pretty sure I met god 🫡

Lizzy

your gasps and moans absolutely made my eyes roll back, good lord you sound so out of your mind it’s intoxicating to listen to. 🫠😤😮‍💨 AND then the slaps made me jump straight out of my seat and your whining and hyperventilating.. fuuuuck 😵‍💫😯

vivi

your whimpers are so heavenly. the fact that you wanted to keep edging yourself and slapping yourself made me so AHHH😵‍💫

Emmm

Painting a naked man with this in my ears is an experience for sure 💀

Emmm

Note I’m in Uni sitting in class this is turning me on so much WTF do I have kink for that 😨

aemilia

The slapping and the moaning made me lightheaded 🥵🥵🥵

ww

OH MY…🫠🫠🥵

gabby

bought hydra for this btw. my clothes are gone btw.

Biet 𐙚 ̊

I have so much fun listening to you having fun ♡

Otterbunny (edited)

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2026-09-12 23:00 listening back to this 🩷 you’re absolutely insane btw
2024-12-20 02:45

Liz

I’ve actually ascended

k

i’m so glad we got to experience this toy together although the only better thing would’ve been to watch this 😫🤚

k

also to note on the ending. i very much enjoy msub bloom your whimpers and moans are s tier and i’ll always come back for more 🫠 at first i thought it was weird for me to like the sounds of someone in pain but you’re right rough is sooo good. especially hearing you 🙂‍↕️

Vina

Worth every damn cent. 🙇🏽‍♀️ God bless you for being a pervert. 🙏🏽 God bless me for being a pervert too.🙏🏽 Subby Bloom's moans turned me into a switch.

nora

the ending question.. i wanted to edge along w you but i couldn't make it to the end of the audio 😭 u sounded so pathetic it was tew good

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Yay, I found the fuck machine one! Or what I mean to say is, Holy mother of Jesus fucking Christ and all the baby orphans, I FOUND THE FUCK MACHINE ONE!!! In the interests of... Well, interest, I looked up the Solace before I listened... That thing comes with a vice! A fucking VICE?!? (I had the idea to mount it on an extendable, adjustable tablet holder and fix it to a headboard!) Quick question though? Exactly how many gaming chairs do you get through, making these??! 🤦‍♀️🤔😁 (Ps: I'm one of the ones that thinks you're weird. Beautifully, unapologetically, pathetically, pervertedly weird. It's what keeps me here! 😉) x

Lili Este

the spanking????? holy shit where did my clothes go

ryan 🖤

‘bitchy ass moans of pain enjoyer’ reporting for duty