Actual spoily "bonus event" teaser! (You wanted it!) (Patreon)

F**k it! You wanted to get the surprise event spoiled, then here you go. I hope you feel happy now!

All I can say is if this teaser will be shared somewhere, there won't be any secret teasers like this anymore in future. Means also not for pirates! So, think about what you're about to do first! Just please don't share it.