Stuffy, the Drunk (Paid Post #2) (Patreon)

Stuffy was the littlest elf in Santa's shop. Many of the other elves always picked on little Stuffy cause she never did anything fun. She never let loose, no matter how hard they tried to break her out of her shell.

One day the second littlest elf, Happy, decided she was going to do her best to break her out of her stiff state. She had raided Santa's fridge and found some cans of White Claw, Santa's forbidden drink. No Elf was allowed to have any. But this was definitely an emergency, everyone wanted to see Stuffy break out of her ways. Happy decided she was going to give Stuffy a can.

She knew that Stuffy would recognize the can and poured the drink into a cup before handing it over. “Hey Stuffy, here, I brought you a drink.”

“Thanks happy, work has been really difficult this year” Stuffy wiped her brow and grabbed the cup. Happy held her breath. What would this drink really do? Why wasn't any elf allowed to have any?

Stuffy sipped the drink. And her eyes brightened. “Wow! This is really good!” and she gulped down more. “It's so delishuss.”

Happy had noticed that Stuffy was already starting to slur her speech. But she also noticed that Stuffy wasn't looking up to her anymore, Stuffy was getting taller, and bigger! Her white shirt ripping as she stretched more and more.

“You know Happy, you're the best! I ever tell you that? You're so  burp  oo! Excuse me. Sorry.” Stuffy was so gassy, and tall! She was probably twice as tall as Happy now.

The only thing that fit her now was this green dress made of terrycloth. “You know, you know, you Happy, do you know, This drink, it's awesome. Do you have more?”

Happy handed a fresh can of the stuff to Stuffy. “Ho ho ho!” Stuffy laughed, “Forbidden drink! Gimme!” Stuffy grabbed it and put it into a little tinsel pocket.

“Hey!” she slurred, “Who needs work!? Let's party!”