Big Bountiful Hops (Patreon)

I'm at the bar trying to get the attention of some guys, any guys really but everyone seems to be drooling over busty Betty over there, and not paying any attention to me. When I ask the bartender if he has anything that will get guys he offers me some of this new beer called Big Bountiful Hops, and the more I drink, the bigger my tits get, how fantastic is that!?