I Wanna Kick Ass (Patreon)

I'm talking with my little conscience Jimminy cricket about some DVD's my parents won't let me watch until I'm older. but I really want to be old enough to kick ass like Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel like I've seen in the commercials so I convince him to help me get older, cause if he doesn't do it, I'm sure my lord satan will.  

He agrees and turns me into a 13 year old, but it's not enough, so I have to pester him even more to get me to turn into a 21 year old.