Black Friday Growth (Patreon)

Yesterday Was black Friday and I decided to go to my local store and pick up the last ring with the special space rock in it rather than a diamond. When I get to the ring someone else wants it, but I want it more and I shove it in my mouth accidentally swallowing it. This can't be good right? my stomach gurgles and I start to feel funny as I grow bigger and expand and tower over the little people around me.