Bimbo Shampoo (Patreon)

I get home after a long day at work and my new shampoo arrived, it's supposed to make my hair super big and poofy and that's just what I need since it's usually so flat and boring. But as I'm putting it in, I start talking funny, and it gets harder to think of anything but sexually gratifying my coworkers to get ahead. Could be a side effect of this Bimbo Shampoo?