Spinach Salad (Patreon)

I'm going on a Me date at a pretty nice restaurant and they give me my salad, which tastes amazing, but also familiar. Then I find out there

I'm going on a Me date at a pretty nice restaurant and they give me my salad, which tastes amazing, but also familiar. Then I find out there's spinach in this salad and start to freak out. because spinach has a cartoonish affect on me. I grow big, strong and horny when I eat spinach, why are you not running when I say this?