Slasher U Act 2: Siren Ed (Patreon)

I know, I know. Reading Is Pun-damental. One of the other shopkeepers of the city & the proprietor of the music store in town, HMU (pictured below), Siren Ed is a hipster music snob stuck perpetually in 2009. I gave him some of my favorite signatures of the era: argyle sweater, striped black & red r-shirt, keffiyeh, and he'd 100% be riding a fixie and drinking a PBR if he could be right now.