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New Video Essay: In Defence of Breaking Dawn Part 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2022-03-25 17:56:39
Edited:
2024-02-16 00:52:35
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2026-06
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this is kind of like a Dave Chappelle video if you think about it

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In Defence of Breaking Dawn Part 2

batman sporkle Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cjthex Twitter: https://twitter.com/cjthex Insta: https://www.instagram.com/cjthex/ Donate: https://paypal.me/cjthex Edited by CJ The X

Comments

Kelsey Rodriguez

I legit have dropped everything to watch this rn

Charlie Miller

Anyone else immediately think "wait, did I miss Part 1?" before remembering that's the name of the movie.

Charlie Miller

also that fuckin' baby man, jesus christ.

Karina Sanchez

It physically pains me not to watch this right now but rest assured I will be watching this at least 3 times

Krilgore

A midnight sun video would really compliment this well lmao

Seoyoung Park

shitting my pants, crying, screaming, all the things

Destiny

I can do that to cats when I'm high!

dropoutninja

me, lying awake in bed: "if Jasper is so sensitive to blood, how does he attend school with all those menstruating teenagers"

Claridactyl

I was having the worst day, then I got this notification and almost cried tears of joy. I'm not joking when I say knowing I could watch this helped me get through my day. You're a gem CJ and I'm blessed to now be able to watch whatever this wild video is :D

LochNess

A few corrections, which you probably know about but maybe just left out for time: I'm a little upset about Alice's powers and how the rules of them were inconsistent even in the books, but one of the biggest rules was that she cannot see the future of people/beings that aren't human or vampire. So she can blurrily see Ratatoullie but can't see Jacob or any of the wolves at all, so the whole vision fight, which was cool, would not have been possible to see with Alice's powers, and neither would the future scene with grownup Resume. But she (according to the illustrated guide?) was supernatural as a human too. She had visions of the future while she was still human. It's part of why she ended up in a mental asylum I believe. Also, in midnight sun (i think?) it's revealed that Edward can't read Charlie's thoughts as well as he can other humans'. His thoughts are like partially obscured from him, which is interesting because Renee's thoughts are glaringly obvious to everyone around her and her weird subtle supernatural ability is that people are kind of just compelled to help her because they can tell what she wants. I think this is why Bella is simultaneously an open book with her face but her thoughts and her mind are shielded from mind-reading and other mental supernatural abilities. Stephenie was weird about this because it's hard to argue which abilities Bella's around that are physical and which are mental. (I hate the way Jasper's ability is physical, it makes very very little sense) Anyway, i think it's cool that u mentioned Ragu's abilities are the inverse of Aro's because in the books, they're kind of the inverse of Bella's and also kind of the ability that we assume Renee would get if she were to become a vampire (which I think she totally would if given the option and boy would I hate that). But yeah. Lots of weird and interesting details in this wacko world. I also want Alice to smell me

haw

WHY was the child CGI i dont understand were there no baby or kid actors in 2011

LochNess

It's so hard to find Infants that can act these days smh

Reka

ah yes the content I never knew I was missing and enjoyed the heck out of even this many years later. :) thank you for sharing your thoughts. also REAL question what did you think of the last ep of Miraculous? :D and REALEST real question are you watching Our Flag Means Death yet? (excitedly screaming into own fist)

CJ The X
>>80597138

S4 finale of Miraculous was fucking amazing and a paradigm shift of COURSE it always is

Reka
>>80597138

UGH i know right i didnt imagine it would be this transcendent but merlin's balls I can't wait for more

CJ The X
>>80579752

I have a lot of contentions with these points I will air out in a livestream soon in the free marketplace of ideas

haw
>>80584771

just found out. upset and even more confused

marissa simms

excellent video but bonus points for the carlisle edit

Danny Banana
>>80545807

I had only ever seen the first 2, I decided to watch the remaining 3 movies (which somehow had remained unspoiled for me this entire time, other than knowing that Bella gets pregnant at some point) in order to watch this video… and I’m so happy I did