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Do you think you can handle the squish?

You will be paid one headpat per hour, as well as the luxury of doing my laundry.

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Daddydorito42

Doing laundry is all, shoot looks like all my training paid off

Kenji Ryū

Sounds like my ideal job I'll apply

Zero514

I find these terms more than acceptable.

Veil

Does the job include benefits and 401k?

Scoutyboy VA

I could indeed handle that squish

Debussy ASMR

Benefits: fig bars during your break. Your 401k will be fully invested in DebCoin

DR9860

tempting but I barely do my own laundry let alone someone else's

Veil

I’d be a fool not to apply

Lemeow 30

Okay but can I do your dishes too?

The Warhammer Historian

I will literally be your slave I just need to be called a good boy every now and then lol

BreadDemon

Do I at least have permission to sniff the laundry

bleeve2000

Only one headpat per hour??? I am premium cuddle plushie material, and demand at least 3.

MEDA

Yes

Xurik

You drive a hard bargain but I accept

KenzieM

Is room and board provided? What’s the dental plan look like?

Yung Starrr

More than livable wage. Squish as hard as possible