The Official Cock Size Referendum (Patreon)

Well, guys, back in 2023, we held a poll and decided on the perfect cock size together. Three years have passed since then... and somehow the debate still refuses to die.

So here we go.

A new poll. Choose your fighter.

And for the love of God, choose carefully.

Oh, and just so you know: Option 4 is the size currently being used. Can it win again and finally cement its legitimacy as the officially approved weapon for filling all those tight little holes?

IMPORTANT: If a different option wins, that size will become the new standard starting in 2027.

A few words about Amanda’s new episode as well.

I’ve read your comments, guys, and I can see that not everyone was a fan of the updated visual style. Maybe the aggressive neon lighting in this particular episode made the changes feel more extreme—I’m not entirely sure yet.

I’ll need to think about it. Hopefully I can find a good middle ground before I have to say, “Fuck it,” and roll everything back to the old style.

Next up is Eva’s episode. After that, we’ll have another poll to decide which character gets to make a comeback.

That’s pretty much everything on my mind for now. As always, let me know what you think in the comments.