Character Comeback 2027 (Patreon)

Hey everyone — hope you’re all doing alright.

Alright, time for a poll. One of the old characters is coming back in 2027, and you’re picking who.

Eva’s taking a two-year vacation. Yuna’s break just got extended another year, so she’s sitting this one out. I also added character images this time, so you can actually see who you’re voting for instead of working off memory and vibes. New subscribers probably don’t know these women, and plenty of you have probably forgotten half the details — so here’s a quick refresher.

Kelly. Bored housewife. One day she meets Lex — tall, built, Black, and handy around the house. He comes over to fix a few things. She gets curious. Curious turns into something she definitely shouldn’t be entertaining. Can she keep her hands (and everything else) to herself long enough to salvage whatever’s left of her marriage, or is that already a lost cause?

Linda. College professor. Certified MILF. She’s surrounded all day by young students packing serious bulges, while at home her husband can’t even hear her hungry pussy growling at night for a big, thick piece of Black meat. Academic standards are one thing. Personal standards are clearly another.

Megan. Amateur porn actress. Megan wants everything, and she wants it now. After watching a few too many overnight success stories online, she starts filming with her boyfriend. So far it’s going fine — she keeps her face out of frame, so there’s still an exit if she needs one. Then the comments start rolling in: her boyfriend’s dick is tiny, and if she actually wants to make real money, she needs a different co-star. The question is whether he’s on board with that career move.

Pamela. For her, sex isn’t a hobby. It’s the job. She’s a sexologist, and she doesn’t recommend anything she hasn’t tested on herself first. Her latest finding: uterine orgasms are real. Safe to say she didn’t make that discovery with her husband.

Rachel. Independent journalist. She loves walking straight into a scandal if it’ll move the numbers. Right next to her is Scott — sweet coworker, clearly into her, and regularly told to wait outside the door while she takes another thick load of Black cum. Professional dedication. Questionable boundaries.

Sindy. Complicated, to put it nicely. Last time around she fucked a clothing-store security guard while her boyfriend watched. Ex-boyfriend, technically — he saw enough and walked. Now she’s starting over. She has, of course, zero plans to mention the threesome with two Black guys to whoever’s next.

Vote below. One of them is coming back.