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Elf Ranger Wants To Make Love With- No, Wants To *Fuck* You (Patreon)

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2024-03-17 18:22:04
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2026-06
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He's done love before - but not lust.

In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener character has a vagina. If you'd prefer for them to have a penis, click here.

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Krystal Katara (Kit-Kat)

geez Phas! ur moans and kisses indeed have been deeply missed! ur so amazing and I wish sometimes like crazy, that I was the mic that u were kissing into! lol 😂 I know, I'm a dork, it's ok, u can say it if u want to, I won't judge! lol 😂 ... anyways, hope ur having a wonderful weekend! many hugs, kisses, and as always, much love! take care and God Bless! 🫂🫂🫂😘💋💋💋🤭☺️☺️☺️😇🙏🙏🙏😄💜💜💜

KodyCosplay

By the Gods Phas... Sir my jaw, least you can do is pick it up if your gunna drop it like that 🤣. Can we talk about the little whimper/gasp that happens at 29:30 ish. OH MY ❤️‍🔥 Also first time commenting HI PHAS YOU'RE AWESOME!!! Always here for more keep it up 😁😁😁

BramShelley

I would *love* an aftercare audio after this ❤️

Silvwren

My face is still hot from listening to you ❤️❤️ This was absolutely fantastic!!!

respirdal

29:30 lives rent free in my head at this point 💭

sacarver

HOLD ON BABE WE’RE GOING TO BALDUR’S GATE 🗣️‼️‼️

auxarc99

Omg, that shuddery little squeaky noise! 😍

Victoria

What. Is. That? It’s the unknown 😨

Mai Youkai

Oh. My. God. That was amazing! Loved this one ! Keep up the amazing work!

Eivor Dax

As one of the people who asked for this on the survey, goddamn, that was fire! 🔥 I'm going to need a very long, very cold shower before I can do anything else today.

EsoTerror

Who's gonna tell him that for a person who hasn't drank alcohol seriously before; what comes tomorrow is a hangover?

Sara Jayme

Only six more hours, do not listen to this at work…

Hádě

Oh this is gonna be good. Elf ranger pt. 1 was my first audio from you, I ever heard. Love the "It comes in pints?" reference peppered trough many of your stories and how each character sounds different saying it xD. Let's go!

Paoaial

Well, there's some choice lines that will definitely be living in my memory for quite some time

LadyLucidity ASMR

Sorry guys i can't game tonight i'm um... washing my hair. 😅 as soon as i saw the youtube version was up. I couldn't click fast enough to get here!

AnxieTeaPlushBee

I'm loving the fantasy audio's! As always, this one was just as incredible. And I can't wait to see, or hear, what comes next! 💖

kousenjuu

yo yo yooooo boizzzzz we got another??? phas you absolutely lovely lad, you 🔥🔥🔥

marshall

this was great as usual, i do have one request in mind tho :). if you plan on making another spicy audio with this character, may i ask that you make it more of a soft version? i‘d love to see that side of him as well!!

TaraD

Ok, I’ve re-listened to this many times now, and I honestly think it’s perfect! I love seeing this edgier side of our stoic elf. Eager to hear more! Thank you so much, Phas! ❤️

Nichole Brining

Amazing work. I love this character. Thank you!

Crafty Siren

Loved this audio, out of all the other characters, the elf is one of my favorites, second to the werewolf. Found it adorable he's still trying to get used to using "Fuck" in that context, 😊!

Sylvia Noire Alfiere (Purity)

I adore this. For one, I love that a lot is a baldurs gate setting because I can absolutely imagine the entire scene in my head. But I’m also big on the innocent characters getting to let absolutely loose, and I feel the excited, needy noises were perfect. I love to hear that hunger.

Missy Frank

I loved how you made him still tender and loving and cute yet being rough and lustful for us this time!! So much fun I love this story. I hope you continue it and enjoy writing and acting him for us ❤️

roromegaror

Dan and his collapsing lung 💔

Missy Frank

This is your best character Phas❤️❤️

KassiaOfCuriosities

The intonation you get on “ritualistic “—excellent nuance

TeaNTea

I've never gotten the point of the more erotica side of asmr before, but you put so much thought into your characters and the developing relationships it's impossible not to be completely sold! 😮 How do you not have more YT followers??

Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮

Well I want to know how our Elvin friend pulled up the morning after his first night out - poor love. I love the peppering of his language. Artfully done Phas.

Dragonbard87

Phas... you're amazing... This character was the first I met of yours from your videos and he's still my favorite. His reactions to being in a city is so lifelike. Gods, I want to remake Vandania for D&D and relive this adventure with her. Thank you Phas! ❤️ The juicy ending is a bonus, not going to lie.

Ali

The “am I to survive this night?” got me good. Love how humorous and endearing this whole bit is!

KassiaOfCuriosities

I have to say, having listened to all of these audios, the line “that thing you’re doing with your tongue—oohehh” is still my favorite. Lol. So realistic. Perfect.

Crow

Pookie what are you mackin’ on to make them mouth noises?

Crow

AAAAHHH THE WHIMPER?!?! You’re kidding me, it’s executed so well. 😤

Elle Driver

EDIT: Do you personally know someone who has experienced a collapsed lung?! Okay, but I hope we get to see more of the elf ranger. He’s adorable and admirable. All of your work is so dang well-rounded. I am impressed with every single audio and love sinking into each story.

Amanda Mesenbring

This character brought me into the world of asmr romance audios. I hope that you'll bring him back soon! I need more of this sweet angel.

LaynaTheBard

First time ever listening to something like this. The squeal of amusement that escaped me upon realizing this scenario is set in the D&D universe/ Sword Coast was borderline inhuman.

Hidden Girl

He’s so cute! Even trying to talk dirty he’s so eloquent ☺️ precious babe

Chef Peaches

I love how much he WHIMPERS....🫣🫣🫣🥰

Pixymisa87

Been really missing my elf boyfriend. Are we getting more from him soon?

wolfvonbiele93

This audio is amazing but man the unknown joke gets me every time

Senua Lothbrok

Hi Phas! 👋🏻I am new to this whole gig, and havent really been into ASMR before- but I just wanted to tell you how awesome I think your work is! I came here for your Gale RPs first and have fallen in love with your stuff. I love how you build such different and likeable characters, the amazing writing and characterisation, the details and the world building. When you get to the spicy stuff, the sounds you make are just 🫠 you have unlocked something in me lol. (I don't know how anyone can listen to your spicy stuff as sleep aids because man...) But seriously, I think your acting and quality is amazing, you obviously put your heart and soul into each audio, the emotion and the sounds are so realistic. (I would love to know how you actually make some of those sounds, just for curiosity, beyond the obvious kissing your hand etc). I also listened to your ramble through the nature reserve back in October, and I just want to thank you for sharing your struggles and being open and honest. I hope that you went to that board game session and that it went ok, and that your other acting gigs are going well. And that some of the loneliness and anxiety you were feeling has eased a bit. I really related to a lot of what you said, especially in terms of obsession - I often wonder why my brain is so broken. I sincerely wish you well, and wanted to thank you for sharing your gift with us. (Sorry for the long wall of text, but didn't know how else to reach out!)

Gee Woodham

Gotta love a sweet elven man trying new things. Part of me still hoping they find the rat that attacked the human love in their sleep!

Claire Lee

I have listened this one several times, and just realized now, that this elf ranger is the one who saved and healed “me” in the forest! So happy to hear that he explored the outside world with the special person.♥️

Madison Shelton

Give me a min phas and community to thank everyone for the kind reactions to all of my previous comments I’m usually not so chatty like that but you make it comforting to do and I appreciate it but on to this audio my character being a high elf in Baldurs gate I relate to this comfy and sweet take on your elf as well and thank you for this audio it’s well done as always I hope this comment finds everyone doing well also *bows in respect

Taeyoung

Hahah “it comes in pints!” 17:09 😂 I’m dying. 🤣😂

Pocarichan08

Damn. This was... Damn. Speechless.

Ori

Phas, this whole series has been great! I love the Jasper series too and would absolutely love more. I found you through the Spirit Guardian one on YouTube. That is one that I would love more of if you're ever up for it. I loved the story for that one.