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Lifted And F#cked Against A Bank Vault Wall (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-04 16:57:23
Edited:
2024-04-04 17:20:52
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2026-06
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Well, there's not enough room to lie down.

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TaraD

Oh yes, I do need this right now! Time for a work break, hold please….

KarBun

Shouldn’t say I was waiting for this one, but I was waiting for this one 😇

Silvwren

Ugh I'm gonna have to wait to after work to listen to this. Please work day go faster!!

Hejko the Platypusdragon

And here I was looking for something to keep me company while I make dinner 😏😏

Ginny

Oh sh!t ddy 😍

Silkie

I'm so excited for this one, i loved the ambience in the sfw part. The whole thing is so well made, loved the script and this new character too ❤️

Lacey

Am I hyperventilating because I'm turned on or highly claustrophobic? I can't tell, lol. 🔥

Missy Frank

I love my man’s hands too I always found them so hot and wanting them on me and this character loving her hands reminded me of that good memory 🥰😋

TaraD

Did not disappoint. 🫠

Lakora

Hooooo goodness gracious *fans self* Immaculate, as always! Using the cum as lube absolutely took me out /pos. Delicious 😋

selyxis

Beginning to suspect that Dan's on some triple agent multiverse bullshit and the lung thing is just a cover story.

Treats4Chewie

Listening to this at work cause I got great earbuds (only one in) and I like things risky apparently

FlyingFox

Only one bed - tired One one rope - WIRED

FlowerCow

Gods above, between this and the werewolf audios, I'm realising, I really like the idea of being picked up, which is funny cuz I'm taller than almost everyone I know irl (I'm 5'8 almost 5'9 for context here), so this scratched a hard to reach itch in my brain. 💖

Krystal Katara (Kit-Kat)

omg Phas, this was so hot! 🔥 I'm practically begging to be kissed here, let alone pinned against the wall! lol 😂 signals are hard to pick up on, huh? lol 😂 ... anyways, all joking aside, hope all is going well! many hugs, kisses, and as always, much love! take care and God Bless! 🫂🫂🫂😘💋💋💋🤭☺️☺️☺️😇🙏🙏🙏😄💜💜💜

AFineCuppaTea

Omg this is the best ASMR to come back to!!! 😜 I think this is your funniest one yet, I cackled so many times listening to this! The script is brilliant and so was the voice actor for Alex! Also, as a LOTR fan I appreciated the code names. 😆 I would love more humor in these sessy situations ;)

Lai Rai

The metal gear calling sound caught me off guard ngl

𝙰𝚂𝙷𝙴

Absolutely cackled at Dan’s collapsed lung 🤣 This is brilliant, as always!

ELLA

the metal pipe sound 😭😭

Remy Darling

Oh! There's NSFW stuff. O_O Delightful! I didn't even expect that. What a lovely surprise. <3 Win! This was my favourite SFW one, so I'll have fun hearing the NSFW one. If you wanna be Frodo, I can be your Sam. Cheers!

Remy Darling

Oh, um -- I would happily listen to the shenanigans these two thieves get up to. Shagging during random heists and just having fun while working -- I'd totally follow that story line, just casually roasting one another and teasing one another along the way.

Remy Darling

Okay so I still love this one so much. lol

nekori

Not Dan's lungs ;A; AGAIN

Sarah McLin-Huskey

I certainly would enjoy this as a series. He's adorable 😍

TaffyCreature

I love Phas’ voice (probably too much) but ‘Alex’ : “Fly, you fools!” *Fans self to no avail* I need a moment.

ashley christine

Welp yeah okay take all my money 😂🙈Next time bring Alex into the vault too please 🥵

시은

You just turned me on phas thats not fair 😣😣😣

MiaSlowBurns

I loved the LOTR code names and little references leading up to the shagging. Perfect combination of nerdy and sexy 😜 Great banter.

Lady_Areleth

Ok I’m super late to the party on this one but those code names had me ROLLING 🤣 if you couldn’t tell from the profile pic I love LOTR! Also what the hek has Dan’s career path been seriously lol

kattrins

Poor Dan and his collapsed lungs 😞

Kate Crnjanin

How did you make the under dark ambient track sound mechanical?!

Pixen

14:57 😂