Vampire Interviews You To Be His Next Meal (Patreon)

You just wanted a cleaning job. He has a lot more in mind. ---

early access! written for me by Audrey.

Thumbnail art by Myr: https://twitter.com/PettyGrimoire

a new vampire character? on phasmid asmr??? it's more likely than you think!

patrons, i'd love your opinion on the call-to-action in the middle of this version (at 11:35) of this audio! this is targeted not at you, but at my listeners on youtube. is it too pushy? does it break your immersion too much? or is it okay? i added it where there was already a natural break in the audio, as i've been having a lot of trouble getting my work seen at the moment and want to try new things to get back in the old algorithm's good books, but i do worry this might turn people off. let me know what you think!

there'll be one of my famous spicy conclusions to this next week. tomorrow, i'm eating canned ravioli on camera for your pleasure and my pain.

love,phas 💖