Vampire Does, At Least, Take You To Dinner Before He F*cks You (Patreon)

Yes, this is what he had in mind.

Written by Audrey. Thumbnail art by Myr: https://twitter.com/PettyGrimoire. In the version of this audio in the Patreon player, the listener is referred to as "girl", has breasts and a vagina. Find your preferred version below:

If the listener should be "girl" and

have breasts and a penis, click here.

have no breasts and a vagina, click here.

have no breasts and a penis, click here.

If the listener should be "boy" and

have breasts and a vagina, click here.

have breasts and a penis, click here.

have no breasts and a vagina, click here.

have no breasts and a penis, click here.

Edit: A previous version of the audio accidentally included the "please subscribe" call to action that was only meant to be in the YouTube version. This is fixed now. Thanks to Funkho for pointing this out!