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When life is at its most harrowing, your valet is here for you

When life is at its most harrowing, your valet is here for you.

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Script: Audrey (https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacleThumbnail art: ilias (https://bsky.app/profile/ddosimetry.bsky.social)

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TaffyCreature

I love this character so much! He’s so sweet and attentive. I love the tone of voice as well, it reminds me of something but I can’t put my finger on what it is, but I enjoy it. Always a pleasure to hear from Reilly as well. Wonderful work, Phas. As always, Much Love. <3

Nebbie

Gah, I just adore him so much. I hope you're doing well, Phas! Your audios always have a way of improving my mood! I hope you've a similar outlet for yourself!

MuddyHippy

Oh I love him so much, Hartley is such a sweetie and so good at comforting. I love that he stepped up to his dad and set in some boundaries with him. LOVED the fact the listener was the one to deal with the drunken card-game 'friend', another brilliantly voiced bastard Phasmid! An a fantastic contrast to Hartley's dulcet tones! I love this series so much! Bravo to you and Audrey! 😁

punkfence

I've started listening to these SFW ones on my walks and they have a terrible habit of the settings matching up perfectly to where I'm walking. Audrey has done a fantastic job of making these wholly compelling and the voice acting is beautiful as always ❤️

Jess

"Or if you seek guidance in general regarding the disappointing direction your life has taken..." The sass! I love protective Hartley!

keplers cat

Loving this audio! I also love the ambience sounds and the binaural effect. Hartley and Riley are so precious. 🥺 The timing of this is perfect, too, as I'm currently wishing for a real Hartley after attending a Halloween party last night and being way too optimistic about my ability to dance and scream-sing for hours without consequences, like I did in my teens. Every centimeter of me is sore...

MoiraStrigoia

Even if this series was without the potential romance arc, I'd still thoroughly enjoy it as the platonic care and support is so soothing. 10/10 Would acquire my own emotional support butler and pup 😊

H4rrisH4wk

Oh my lord! Shout out to the chronic illness shared experience of being told to try yoga! My gods have I heard that one more than once. Loving Hartley and Riley. .... Also what does he mean that level of fatigue isn't normal? (/Joking - I have Fibromyalgia I know it's not normal level of fatigue).

Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮

Oh I love Hartley and Riley so much. I love his honesty, gentleness and vulnerability (and the sound of Riley’s tippy taps as she walked). The attention to detail in the story and in the audio is fantastic! 🥰

Toddler_Wrangler

Phasmid, you and Audrey are slowly, well maybe not so slowly, becoming an unstoppable duo. This was heartwarmingly delightful to listen to! I truly hope that you enjoy creating these as much as well all enjoy listening to your creations. 💕

EsoTerror

This audio made my day happier. Ty for all you do!

tiera zaretino

He is so my favorite, I love him so much. I love the others too but my dear Hartley is sooo cute 🥰

Ash

One of my fav characters :3

Pigeon_Ker

waaaaugh, i love this character so much!! the slow burn romance is so good 💜💜💜

BHemboi

Hartley is for sure one of my favorites

Iris

I would love a love interest character of a more cockney working class sweetheart like the valet ❤️

TrAsh

man, hearing this after being out of commission for a week after having 2 exams in one day was a wake-up call 🫠 it helped me get out of bed to get a couple little things done, though, so thanks phas and audrey!

Magpie

im having a fun time trying to piece the listeners story together. i assumed they were from a background rich enough to afford such a talented 'butler', but i wonder how they got themselves involved in the spaces that they did. im intrigued!

Collin Hornbuckle

Idk what you have planned for the story but you could always do a reverse comfort style video where we get to help him after he has a seizure episode (obviously playing it as tastefully as you would like because that’s not a sexy glamorous thing), but I think it would be very sweet for the butler to be the one taken care of

Sara Jayme

I *do* want to try his asparagus

Maxim

So, so wholesome 🥹

Jules

This series alone made me rush to Patreon and subscribe!

Sun Solare

/sigh/ Hartley is reminding me to keep up good habits. He's very thoughtful and caring, reminding MC that their health is important. Riley is adorable as well and already loves MC so much

CandyGurl🍫

i appreciate the information and reminders contained in these audios. for me, it's time well spent on many levels, tysm.