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Find the erotic extended cut of this audio here.

There is something about Audric that drives you crazy in the best way. He is breathtakingly pretty and utterly annoying in equal measure—not to mention sharp and snarky in all the ways you love to hate. But do you get under his skin as much as he gets under yours? When the two of you end up driving to a work conference together, you find you have the perfect opportunity to find out.

Performance and editing: Phasmid ASMRScript: Audrey (https://patreon.com/rainbowbarnacleThumbnail art: Makotoritsu (https://bsky.app/profile/makotoritsu.bsky.social)

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punkfence

Phasmerican Jumpcare /car door man hook hand

DragonRose

The podcast voice at the beginning has me coming back just to giggle at it.

CandyGurl🍫

💕 "... sadistically cheerful ..." -- I luv the way you turn a phrase Audrey! Jeez Phas, you can sound so posh while sounding like such a jerk! This is hilarious -- I'm giggling also! Btw, your attitude says you do need 'old man food'😂 Hang out with your co-worker more and learn to have fun! More of these two please -- this is totally enjoyable -- well done!💕

TaraD

Ooooo! I loved this! Hoping for a part 2, and/or a spicy ending! 😍

Kat

ooh this was so nice! I hope there's a spicy ending version! haha I loved the ratatouille reference x3 thank you so much for another great story phas, hope you're doing well!

TheLiteralProblem

I love this 🤣 sounds like the listener is a total little shit… and I love it.

Cherry

Definitely need this to be a series! I absolutely adore the menace listener!

Nota Camera

When Audric was talking about the beach, it reminded of a song "Stress" by Jim's big ego. And of course if a child invites you into their game it's best to play along. It really make their day and honestly yours as well. As always wonderful script and performance. I always look forward to listening to them.

SpacedOutNTired

Hook hand car door… i swear to fucking god-

Gillian

MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR!

Pocarichan08

Jezus, that scraper sound made me scared lol. Also, this is educational, I'm learning new words, like piff. That podcast voice was so good! Same for the ratatouille quote!

Shellbelle

I loved this! Like an old married couple that just want to needle the other for fun. What IS wrong with hard candies? Gets the other person the shut up occasionally. ❤️

Angelique_Avalos

Holy shrimp did I jump at that scare! I was just vibing when the nails on metal sound hit me!

Magpie

American jumpscare in my cosy Brit ASMR audio? Apparently more likely than I thought ???? Though now I'm wracking my brain to figure out if the podcast voice IS, in fact, Phas.

Katsy

Um actually Audric. In the books, it did take 6 months for frodo to leave the shire after gandalf returned and discovered Bilbo's ring was the one ring.

Kate Crnjanin

Phas I’ll up my tier if you never do an American accent again 💕

Kate Crnjanin

Uhhhhh also are we gonna get a spirit guardian audio sometime soon? 👉👈

VortexOfSwords

the deer jumpscare got to me. also i am loving this enemies to lovers audio!

pizzahoss

It's crazy how much True Crime Voice™ sounds like Josh Mankiewicz from Dateline.