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in this long ramble i talked about wanting to make a roleplay that was entirely improvised. here's my first attempt, and it's definitely a total failure hehehe

i just hit record without any ideas in my head, not even a character or a premise, and started making noise. turns out that's a terrible idea, at least when you have very little experience doing improv. i'm defo a writer, not an improviser.

i might do something improvised again in the future, but with a premise to start with, and maybe a barebones outline of a plot. that might go a little better.

i hope you're at least able to have a chuckle at this failed attempt.

with love,phas 💖

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WildEmu

THE BLOODY ORB WHAT

Teddy R.

You have not the slightest idea how much I needed something like this. If this is what you think is a failure you can fail more often 😊😘 thank you.

Cynthia Glos

Don't see how this is a failure. Love the laughter ❤️. Improve always starts with some kind of idea , recommend who's line is it anyway. Thanks for sharing anyway 😘

Myneghon

I thought it said "Boyfriend Ponders Your Orbs" and assumed it was a metaphor for something lewd. 🤣

Iris Towers

"Orb silence" also made me giggle. Gonna keep that in my memory bank.

Jymma

Honestly it was pretty hilarious, I couldn't help but laugh with you in the end, so that's hardly a failure 😄 Nice breakthrough of the 4th wall, those always make me giggle.

Julla308

I mean, at the end there, it seemed to move towards "Boyfriend thinks he's trapped in an ASMR audio", which I think could potentially be a very fun and interesting premise😆 Improv can be really hard, especially for those that aren't used to it. Generally, you should always have at least an idea of what you want to improv about, or where you want the improv to go, so considering you started 100% from scratch, that was really well done!! The first minutes honestly felt like such a natural, everyday kind of domestic convo, and it was so nice!

Shira

Zonai orb prob

Ale Humano

I was laughing so hard. Thank you so much, that was a treat

grey roses

This was a riot. 😂 I went from 'How nice, now I have a British boyfriend who hums pleasantly and makes tea with just the right amount of milk' 🖤 and then suddenly Bleeding Orb in the Sky and then the 4th wall was just savaged...then the laughter...I dunno, seems like mission successful to me, just for a VERY niche audience. I apparently am in that audience because I got a really good laugh out of it. I can't improvise for shit so this seemed like goals to me. 😅

Snwbby197

Ok I'm at 3 mins and it's going well, so cute! Although you've established you're shit at making tea, cooking, and massages 😂 uh oh...we are going downhill at 4.5 mins lmaoooo yes, poke the orb 😂 omfg...totally off the rails, what is happening?!? Hahahahhaha oh you've totally lost it...omg 😂😂😂 I'm dying...orb silence!!!! 😂 lmfaooooo omg phas!!! Well you got halfway before it started going wrong lol that was hilarious!!

Andith

I had to stop and collect my beans for a bit omfg 😂 O R B S I L E N C E Failed experiments are a good chance to learn, but also I absolutely loved hearing you laugh because your whole voice just lights up.

MagicBitch

This was absolutely hilarious. Definitely good content.

Rossé

This here was so funny xD the orb silence was amazingly effective

Queen Zelda

yes, please hug all the stress away, I would feel so much better :D

Drusilla

You said orb in the sky and I thought the sun. I hate looking at the sun too being nocturnal. Then you said alien orb and started laughing hard. And I needed it.

MsMaruKitty

This was very adorable. <3 I had a giggle and it really brightened my afternoon. Thank you <3

CallsignBanshee

This devolved into the best kind of invasion of the body snatchers silliness.

MermaidQueen72

“Give it a little poke” had me dying

Arcana (He Him)

This was far from failed, my good man. You kept the flow up for so long.

El

I love that this turned into a "Nope" reference 🤣 but also I'm a little creeped out by it 😅

Vinifera

I'm obsessed with this audio. Well fucking done

Allie G

The last two minutes were the best. Your laugh 😅😅

BerriesandalsoCream

i was watching this at 4am as some kind of sleep aid and i actually burst out laughing with you because of ORB SILENCE… ure so cute holy shit this was hilarious 😭😭

Peace Angel Mystic🕊️👼🏻🔮

lol it’s not a failure if it makes people happy. I was laughing along with you. A cuppa, a “rub” (ahem) and a good laugh were just what I needed at the end of a stupidly hot and humid work day 🤣 P.S. hope the vaccine is coming along 😂

FlowerCow

It's 3am and I am absolutely dying! The orb was SO outta left field 🤣🤣

PandasaurusRex

The *sounds* I made at 2am trying desperately not to cackle and wake up the rest of the house xD It did not help that at one point I zoned out so I went from back rub to giant orb dripping blood from space 😂 but oh god, the end was just a hot mess in the best of ways

Anime_Lily93

I loved this SO much because it made you laugh! Your laugh is truly delightful.

Jayce

*laughing* At the end, I was like "Where the f*ck is he going right now ?! WTF is dat orb stuff ?!" aaaaand you burst into laughing. And I did too. That was funny ! XD

Pocarichan08

"the blood stained the pavement" I giggled so hard, because yes, that's the problem 😂. I loved this "like your part of an asmr role-play". 😆