Just a little taste test is not enough! See how I do it MY way! (Patreon)

You don’t even have to ask why a lot of monsters seem like they’re only got one place to go, the Earth, like… Can they go to other planet as well? Well… They can but they like to come to the Earth, that’s the point… Like, as if the planet Earth is a best spot for dating, they don’t like to go to Mars, to Jupiter or something like that, better be Earth, and as people livings on Earth, yup, we’re just unlucky that ours home seems to be monster’s favorite spot to visit… LOL!!!

Anyway…! In this case, this two giant alien wolf guys seems to be a bit too big to visit the planet, like, they’re too big, they can’t even stand on the planet without crushing it so I guess they’ll just holding it there, like a cute little marble! But they’re not here to just hold the planet, in fact, they’re here to eat!

Turned out at their home, there are a lot of rumors going on about the Earth saying things like the Earth is very tasty or some stuff like that… So these two wolf guys decided to come and see if that was true or not, the Earth is a little small compared to their size but at least they can hope the tasty will be good, like, even a small thing can be very delicious to you, right?

And so one of them decided to take a little taste testing, if he take a big bite and it turned out to be not tasty, it would left something bad in his mouth so he better make it safe for him, just one little lick from the wolf, it should give him enough taste, I mean, they’re so big, one lick cause a lot of damages to the Earth anyway, like, countless cities gone, just like that, just one lick is enough… Poor people…

Seems like the wolf who tested the taste thought the Earth is fine but somehow, not as good as the rumors have been on about, guess that’s what you got for believe in those rumors but the big wolf, another one who still not got a chance to try yet do not think so, you just licking, you can’t tell by just that, you see, when you going to taste something… You have to do this!!!

And with a big bite, the second wolf ate the planet, like, half of it, and yup, it is as taste as the rumors said so! HA!!! How is that, the first wolf thought his friend is a bit wild and that’s not how people should eat things, like, what if you’re at the party, you going to eat like that in front of people? A bit of eating manner rules can’t hurt, right?

And that’s all for today, I hope you enjoy this story and I’ll see you again real soon!