You’re in danger and this is the best line you can come up with? (Patreon)

This shark guy here seems to be able to caught himself a little snack, that poor little man, he just wandering around when this giant shark guy jumped at him and now he got tied, waiting to be eaten, right, the shark is not hungry yet so he kind of waiting a bit, but at least it seems to be about the right time now as the shark holding the little snack up high, planning to drop down this little tasty snack and swallowing whole in one gulp… And the snack is screaming and begging, a little annoying but let’s get this over with, shall we?

But the shark can’t help but bothered by how the little man just screamed at him, he be like, no, please, don’t eat me, I taste really bad, let me go, like, this is the worst line you could come up with when you are about to get eaten, like, what do you expected? If you got captured by a creature that you can’t talk with and it is about to eat you, let’s say, a dinosaur, like, will you telling it that you taste bad, and think the dinosaur will understand and let you go? Even you can talk with what that about to eat you up, so what? Do you think it is going to be like, oh, you taste really bad, huh? Sorry, I’ll let you go then, I don’t want a bad taste to stuck in my mouth, if the world is that simple, it would be nice, isn’t it but you should know that line is not going to work so… Why not finding a better line to say? That’s what the shark guy told the little man…

When the little man asked what he should said then, can you give me some good example? The shark quickly telling him that it is not his business, the little man is the one who about to get eaten, not him, your problem, you deal with it, I just pointed your flaw in your line, got it?

But as if it was waiting for the moment, another giant showed up and this one is way bigger than the shark, a gigantic wolf, and it was planning to eat the shark here, now, it is the right time to show a good example, right? If you think the line like, don’t eat me, I taste bad, is not what you should say in a situation like this, show me what you should say…

But in the end, the shark guy ended up screaming the same line about taste bad to the giant wolf… Huh, talk big game but can’t do a thing yourself, eh? And of course, the wolf is not going to let the shark go with such a weak line so in the end, the wolf ate the shark, along with that little man too, he kind of ride along there, too small compared to the wolf to notice…

In the belly of the beast, the little man laughing at the shark, saying that after all the mocking of his line, he also messed up his own line, don’t you think you shouldn’t try teaching anyone if you can’t do it yourself just yet? LOL!!!

Oh well, guess the shark is in trouble now so the little man will try not to bothering him more than he should, he kind of feel bad that the shark ended up got eaten himself after all… Anyway, that’s all, I hope you enjoy this little comic and I’ll see you again real soon!