It’s the year of snake, just give up, you can’t win here! (Patreon)
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This chosen hero guy here is just trying to do his job, you know, fighting all evil generals who doing evil stuff and then defeat their leader, the dark evil lord or whatever that guy calling himself… And bring peace to the world, classic and typical stuff you can expect from a normal fantasy world… But there’s some kind of powering-up boost here in this year, you know, it’s a year of snake, so it kind of affecting this world, all snakes are stronger and one of the evil generals happened to be a snake so… Big oh no for the hero, he faced with this snake and learned that he can’t beat him in this year, and soon, the chosen got defeated, ugh! No fair!!!
Well, it’s the chosen hero’s fault for not check the year before he come to fight the snake guy, and you know, there’s no rule that the chosen hero have to end his duty in one year, he can just wait or go after other generals too, not to mention, he can always pass on the title and duty of a chosen hero for the next generations if he feel like he can’t beat it and decided not to go himself, like, there’s a game where you took like 1000 years while changing characters over and over to defeating all evil seven bad guys, you know? Anyway, back to the plot here, the hero here got defeated and it’s time for the snake to have a meal!
You know, snake going to have a meal, okay? And what will be the tastiest one here other than a defeated hero, it called a taste of victory, literally! XD! So, in you go, hero, down into the snake’s body, I guess…
Oh no!!! The hero knew this will come if he can’t beat this snake but it still not going to be less scary even with his heart prepared, got swallowed by a snake is a common fear, okay? But the snake knew this and tried to comfort him by rubbing his belly where the hero is a bit or maybe he just rubbing his belly to, I don’t know, speeding up the digestive system? But fear not little hero, everything will be over real soon, you just take a little nap and it will be okay, we going to see each other again…
After the evil snake digested his meal, he coughed the remaining bones and skull out, see? We will see each other again, as the snake said but oh no, don’t you dare think this is all he will do, he is not done yet, the snake then, just, pour some of his yellow water stuff from him on the hero and bang, the hero reformed back to normal, another skill he got in the year of snake, he can give up this blessing, a blessing of yellow resurrection! Hooray! The hero is fine… Or it is? The snake just revived him back so he can eat the hero again, oh no!!!
But this is his year so guess you can’t protest him that much, oh well, that’s all for today, I hope you enjoy this little comic and I’ll see you again real soon! Have a good day!