I won’t going to use the teleport spell ever again! (Patreon)
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Teleportation spell sounds like a good thing on paper, like, don’t you love it if you can just cast a spell and then one moment, you are there, the place you wanted to be, casting from Japan and one moment, you are in USA! Yahoo! Think about what you can do with that, you might even start running a taxi or delivery business, wait, that’s a bit small dream, surely you can do more than that, right? But anyway, while it sounds good on paper, it can be a big risk too, what if you teleported yourself inside a volcano and suddenly burned into nothing by a lava? What if you ended up underwater with so many pressure that could crush you right away? What if you teleported outside the earth where you can’t breathe? What if you landed on some lone island far away from the mainland and suddenly lost your power to teleport back? See? So many examples for the teleport to go wrong, but this one is even more, extreme… Poor wizard guy, he tried…
You see, this wizard guy here is a disciple of an old legendary wizard, actually, it is a big honor to be his disciple, not like you can just walk in to his house and ask, the reason he got picked to be his disciple in the first place because the old wizard said he got a hidden talent, trust him, he’s a legendary wizard so he can see what the others can’t, but I think this wizard guy’s hidden talent might be hidden a little too deep, it hard to bring that talent out, even the old wizard starting to having a second thought and thinking if he should send this one home…
Today, the rookie wizard tried to use the teleport spell again, he knew the spell and it works for him, kind out, because same thing happened every time he tried, he did show up in different place from when he started using the spell but he can’t control the destination, as well as the size, for some reason, when he arrived at the destination, wherever the spell wanted to take him, that’s it, he’ll become super small, shrunk, maybe it is a side effect of the spell? Or he just really bad at this spell so it will shrink him once casted no matter what?
Today, he ended up between the scales of this crocodile guy, if he remembers correctly, he is a guard who standing at the city gate… Oh well, at least he’s too small, the crocodile didn’t notice him, it would be a troublesome did he did… However, not being notice can be a bit trouble as well but in different way, because the crocodile guy is about to take a shower and that’s mean a big tsunami is coming to the shrunken wizard! Oh no! Teleport!!! Teleport again! Quick! With another spell casted, the wizard is now in a new place, wait, it’s not that far from before, he is now inside the crocodile guy’s nose… Oh well, at least the water shouldn’t come this deep… Yet, even without a danger from water, he is now having to deal with the strong gust of wind as the crocodile guy taking in an air! No! Teleport again! Not this too!
The next place the wizard ended up? Well, this one is really… Too much! This is not the place to be inside, no need to fear however, as the crocodile guy is happened to be in a mood, or maybe because the wizard guy teleported in and his body reacted? The wizard is about to be free from in there soon without having to use spell, he can’t use it anyway, his mouth is too full of, stuff, he can’t even chant the spell correctly at this poor…
And that’s all for today! I hope you enjoy the story of a silly little wizard here! I’ll see you again real soon! Have a good day!