The perfect plan to skip your work! Or is it? (Patreon)

This cat guy finding himself really sick right now, ugh, great, just want he got an important work to do tomorrow, he tired the medicine and try to rest, hoping it will get better overnight, however, it is not working, he still feels very sick, great, just great! The boss is not a kind man, he will not accept his sick leave, not when the important job is on the edge anyway… And he already used his vacation days, all of them, so… This is bad, he really needed to come up with a plan, a perfect plan for him to not have to go to work and yet, not get him fired as well, but how? Is that even possible?

Just then, he got an idea, he happened to have a spare account on the social media platform that let him rant things out or do some rude or bad thing when he is in a bad mood or something… Please don’t be like him… But today, he’ll use this account to lure some giants people to attack his own company! Huh? Oh right, let me explain, so, basically, in his world, giant people are exists, and now he trying to lure them to destroy his company, if the company building are no more, the boss will have no choice but let everyone out of the hook, until they can rebuild the company back, luckily, in this world, since giants are crushing tiny cities all the time, they got a quick rebuild job here, like, one day or two, so, if this plan went as he wanted, it will only take few days, should be enough for him to get better and go back to work like nothing happen at all! Perfect plan! And with that, he quickly posted a bait, said things like his company building is strong and giants are having no hope to crush it, which in reality, the company is just, a normal building, perfect to be crush by a giant. There, done! Now all he will have to wait for the giants to do the quick job for him...

Again, don’t be like this guy, he’s not a good guy at all if he is okay having the giants destroy his own company that he’s working for just so he can sleep without work for a day or two… Sigh… I swear, people these days are so…

However, as he dreaming about how the giants will destroy his company, in real life, the giants came for his house instead! Wait, what!? As things revealed, they are not dumb, and they saw everything about the plan right away, trying to lure us and do the work for you, eh? Smart but not that smart, sadly, we can track back down to find you, spare account or not, guess a little punishment is in order for trying to lure us, eh, little guy? Oh wait, you are sick, huh? Guess we can see why you try to do what you just did, fine, I’ll put you in a warm place, perfect for recovering from your sickness…

There! Enjoy your stay! Don’t worry about the work, got taken away by a giant seems like a perfect work absent reason! The boss can’t complain much! Right? Or we’ll go for him next! LOL!!! No worry, we’ll call your boss to let him know that…

And that’s all for today! I hope you enjoy this little silly idea I got here! I’ll see you again real soon! Have a good day!