A neat last trick to use on the wrong person… (Patreon)
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This adventurer guy here was just trying to take down this evil boar guy who is the big boss of this dungeon, for some reason, this boar has been here for a while and no one can take him down, normally, in a dungeon, the strongest monster will take over and become the boss until they lost to another monster or defeated by the adventurer, then, the new one will find a chance and take the big boss spot, cycle repeating, but not for this boar, he able to stay this long, wow, he must be a really strong guy if he can defense himself both from the adventurers and the other monsters… And once he finally faced him, yes, he’s really strong, pure strong, no trick, no dirty stun, the boar just punched the hack out of him, ugh, how did he become this strong!? When he heard the rumor about the boar guy, he thought this guy must using some kind of trick but now it cleared to him he got no trick, just punch and punch… And wait!? He even offered to let him walk free!? As long as the adventurers are not going to come after him, he doesn’t mind letting them explore the dungeon or walk freely… What’s this!? No trick in a fight and even happy to let someone who tried to harm him walk free!? Why it feels like he’s a bad guy here!
Fine!!! He’s an adventurer and the end result are everything in his career! If the boar guy making him feel like a villain, fine, villain he is! He will use a cheap trick to defeat this boar and get himself the clearing-dungeon reward no matter what!!!
He decided to use a shrink pill he got from past adventure, at first, he was planning to throw it to the boar, making him swallowing it and become small, but he knew it is not going to work for someone this strong so he’ll use it on himself! Why? You asked? Well, you know, shrinking is not mean you’re weak, remember Ant-man? Tiny people can be pretty strong too! At least hard to hit! For his plan, he planned to shrink and then going to the, like, neck, and use a strong blade that can cut anything open even when the user is small and trying to hit something like a mountain, even the boar is a strong guy, a close attack from unexpected point, he might win this!
But before he can go there as he planned, he forgot that this boar got a big nose and instead of reaching the neck, he got pulled when the boar took a deep breath and he’s now stuck in the giant’s nose, well, if you can still walk free, he can try going for up to the brain or down to the lung but sadly, he stuck in something… Gross, and then, gone? Oops, this is why the boar told you to leave, keep trying to find a way to defeat him and now he’s losing the fight in a very sad way possible… Oh well, too late to make a remark now, I guess…
And… That’s all for today! I hope you enjoy this little story about this big boar guy here! I’ll see you again real soon! Have a good day!