Learning how to fight and resist the giant, with the giant (Patreon)

Being a knight came with so many responsibilities, a lot of things to do, fighting a giant is one of them, I mean, the knights have to protect the civilians from dangerous monsters, if a pack of monster wolf came near the town, the knights will taking care of it, if the group of goblin attacking the town, they’ll have to fight it off, if a giant came, they’ll face it, simple but not easy, am I right? But it’s okay! The knights have been trained how to deal with all things they have to do! Like this little guy, he might be a rookie knight who just joined, but he’ll surely learn about all the things he has to do, real soon!

Since one of the lessons is about how to fight a giant, how would be a better teacher than the giant himself, right? Luckily, this town has one friendly giant that willing to help little people in any way he can, huh? Why not just sending this giant to fight another giant? Well, that’s the option but sometimes giant might come more than one giant so just one friendly giant on your side is not enough, right? Okay, anyway! As the lesson started, the giant teacher noticed this knight is so rookie, he aiming at his toe nail first, well, normally that would hurt, only if you and the other are in the same size, attacking giant nail is kind of pointless here so the teacher be sure to pointed that out to the rookie knight, instead, just like us stepping on some random needle, if you when to attack the giant, try under the foot, it’s a soft part and will be very painful if you can attack… Well, if you can, that’s it! As you can see, the giant teacher able to pinned the rookie knight down with sword too far away to reach… Be sure to hold your sword tight or you’ll be done as you have nothing to attack back!

And here come the weirder and yet so dangerous part of all, you see, while the underfoot part seems to be a weak point to attack, some giants are loves to showing them in front of the opponents, and the opponents will not going to attack, why not? Well, some giants have the ability to making the people they showing their foot at fall in love with the foot! So if one giant starting to show the foot to you, don’t look too long, just close your eyes and attacking it! The more you look, the more you like to lick and hug that big foot! But as the giant teacher telling the rookie, look like the effect of foot-loving-mind-control thing already settled on this rookie knight, now he don’t want to learn, he want to hug and licking this big teacher’s foot, forever! Oops! Guess the lesson gone wrong here…

But it’s okay! He’s just a rookie, something like this bound to happen from time to time! But he’ll learn and grow, I’m sure of it! For now, lets him calm down so they can try teaching him again, but for now, you have to let him enjoy a big foot, LOL!!! Good thing this is happened during his training, can you think of what will happen if he be like this on the real battlefield with real giant opponent? LOL!!! Good luck, little rookie knight!