A big hotel is not big enough for this guest! (Patreon)

This hippo heard the big news about a brand new hotel that just opened recently, this hotel is not just end with one style, instead, this hotel is actually a group of buildings with each building having it own theme, you know, western style room, old country style room, futuristic style room, those are an example, just to name a few! In short, this hotel got your covered no matter you are prefer a fancy room like you’re a big rich guy or you likes a room that make you feel like you visiting your lovely grandma old little house, or something like that! And with this as a selling point, a lot of people went there to try out, and this hippo guy decided to went there too, but not for the room but for the whole hotel…

Turned out, this hippo is not just a normal hippo guy, he is a very big guy, too big, in fact, and when he heard about the big hotel, he did expected to see a hotel that actually big, maybe not as big as him but in the same that he’ll have a hard time putting it in his mouth but instead, this hotel, even it claimed to be a bigger one, it is too small compared to the hippo, he can just lift the whole hotel with his one finger, all of them, all the buildings there… What a disappointment size it turned out to be… And to think he came all the way here with high hoped, he now feeling like an idiot…

But hey, even the size is not good, but before he came, he did checked the hotel booking website and find out almost all the rooms here are booked and the guests are already in there, so, even the size might be a bit small, eating it will giving him a good amount of nutrients from all the guests, right? Oh well, he can just try it and see… And then… Gulp! Down to the hatch! Poor little people in that hotel, now they’re in a gigantic stomach, some might digested away the moment they landed here but those who still lucky enough, or you should say unlucky, still safe because the building shielding them from the deadly acid but soon, that said building will melting away and soon will be their turn to melt… No escape, just a meal for this big hippo…

Outside, the hippo guy letting out a big burp, as he expected, too small but at least it giving him enough nutrients and the taste is quite pleasant to him too, too bad he will only ever to eat something like this just this one… Oh well, maybe he can wait for someone else to try open a hotel with same idea like this once again so he will be able to get this taste again! But I’m not sure if someone willing to do that after what he just did… They probably don’t want to spending year building this just to be hippo’s meal again, LOL! Anyway! Good luck, if you wished to eat again, I hope you can eat again, hippo guy! And I’ll see you all again real soon!