Wait! That’s not what they’re for! Stop! (Patreon)

I think I used to see this joke a lot back in the days but nowadays, it seems that joke is a bit too old now, you know, a joke where a character found something but use it in a different way, like a character found a toothbrush and use it as an ear pick instead, I think I saw that in some movie, about talking bear or something, I can’t remember the title, anyway, this joke also used a lot in a lot of show, maybe some guy from the past came to the future and started messing with tools they never seen it before or something like that, this comic was based on that idea, well, kind of! Let’s see what I mean down here!

In another world, in a micro store, a store where this fox guy selling micro city which he shrunk and took from other dimensions, along with the people in it, humans, us, yup, he took city and our kind from our world, Oh, come on! And these said cities now contained the city and its people safely and nicely inside a beautiful glass container, this shop very popular here you know, he got a lot of customer but he can’t help but noticed this big elephant guy just came every single day since he started coming, bought a large number of city and went home, just so he can come again next day, well, he paid and all but isn’t he come a bit too often? Is he like buying tiny city and tiny people that much? Maybe he should ask him if things are going okay or not…

When asked, the elephant said the city and people inside is fine, nothing wrong and why he came more and more, I mean, tiny city is fun to crush but it won’t last long, so he have to come and buy more, as well as tiny people in the city, he didn’t crush them, he eating them, tasty and juicy, he like it but before he can notice, he gulped them all in a flash so he can’t help but come and buy more, eh?

Hearing this, the fox shop owner noticed, wait sir, I… Is that how you did to them? Yes, why? That’s what they’re for, right? The fox didn’t answer but glared at the shop sign, he is really sure he mentioned that while he took these cities from other dimensions against their will, he never wanting to use them as a toy to crush or a food, in fact, he selling these cities as a pet or at least mere decoration, but to go far using them as a toy and food, this is… Ugh, but this elephant did paid a lot so he don’t want to just throw him out but he can’t help but feel sad to see this guy using his stuff in a wrong way… And to think about it, how many other customers did this so far, he never ask and he’s too scared to ask now… Oh well, whatever… Guess it’s too far too late now…

And that’s all! I hope you enjoy this little weird story and I’ll see you again real soon!