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Caption Contest 3! (Patreon)

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2021-02-01 19:48:50
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Mark Lee

Who threw that?

Alfie Lock

So is this how you wear these new masks?

M Fair

“Left over from that time I worked with Madonna!”

Melany M. Jeldes

"Dicen que mi voz asusta a los niños... qué tal ahora?"🤣🤣

Karsten Nöring

Dany, am I really supposed to wear it like that?!? But hey, it's your birthday....

Kenneth T

"When the life of the party nose he's great"

Max

Oh, I thought you all went home...

Samuel Rogério

Look at me, I said that this was not the best album ever and now I look like a pinocchio!

Max Lespérance

I’m the producer, you have to take me seriously! On wait, what is this on my nose ?!?

Rick Simmons

Whaddaya mean I need a nose job?

Dave Marks

This is enough to give me coulrophobia - fear of clowns!

Tim Speakman

Hey who says working with The Warning would send me crazy

JuzzyP

“Would I ever lie to you?"

Dano MZ

Ya no es Batman ahora es Tucanman (en español se vale?)

Mike Shaw

Trust me... I’m a professional

Nikolai Pushkarev

When David came to Dany's birthday without a gift

Álvaro de Luis Cid

What do you think about my disguise? Do I already look like a snowman?

Andy Alvarado

"Hi, I'm David Clowndeth, ready to mix laughts and funny moments" xD

Fede García

I swear I was a serious producer, but then I met tw

Joe Silva

I have a good nose for our project. 🙃

Robert Byrd

When the espresso and jello shots hit the brain at the same time.

Mike Shaw

I swear... this is how Haley Williams recorded her vocals!

Roy Wall

Yo Dave, you’ve got a little something on your nose....

Jay Embee

Or a simpler way to enjoy the sweet smell of success is just to release our new album, David!

Nikolai Pushkarev

With a new mask, my glasses will not fog up! Thank you Dany!

Bradley Popoff

Rudolf sure looks rough. Must have been a tough 2020.

Joshua Wharton

This is the new fashion range nose warmers. 👃👍

Neil Standen

How dare you say I don't nose what I'm doing!

Fred Hinckley

Dany told me this would improve my singing voice.

William Brebrich

“I’m sending this to Bernie. It matches his mittens. What do you think?”

Matthew Fraser

Without at doubt TW3 is the greatest album I've worked on and I won't say it's made me big headed but this party hat doesn't quite fit anymore

John DeDominici

In David Bendeth's contract negotiations for TW3 he promised to wear a birthday hat on his nose if TW3 turned out to be the best album he ever produced.

Greg Day

Feathers McGraw new disguise.

Daniel Voigt

"Paulina used my last mask as a blanket so I had to take that"

Kay Hentschel

"I told you I can tell if a band can make an album of the century. I have a special nose for it."

Carl Vincent

I told u I nose what I’m doing

Brian Coburn

That was...hiccup...a great birthday...hiccup...party!!!

ALBERT ACEVEDO

The girl’s have turned me into Woody Wood Pecker! 😆

William C Gregson

“ I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little sister, too”

Jim Haase

In a raspy voice of course!!! “I’ll do anything for Danys birthday “

Drew CI

Make your Special Day a hit with all your guests. Order your Covid-19 Birthday party masks today❗

Earl Thorn

My name is not Pinocchio! Why would you say that?

Celestino Pereira

You girls have had your fun. Now it´s my turn !!! 🥳

Rick Simmons

Dave nose good music when he hears it.

Greg Gordon

"I can't remember what happened,but I do know this...that's the last time I watch a Bills game with Rudy & Luis!"

Frank Janosko

I'm telling you, all the great bands started out this way.

Mike Shaw

I’m not as think as you drunk I am

Greg Gordon

"Note to self...NO napping when Dany is in the building!!!"

Donald Kirk

David: Dany do you like my new nose job Dany: yes I think they did an awesome job! Pau: I think some one spiked the punch.

Rob Bond

"I cannot tell a lie, I am the world's greatest producer"

Donald Kirk

David I think you have something on your nose. David: Do I.

Donald Kirk

Just when you think David doesn't have a sense of humor.

Guilherme

"This is my new invention. It's called 'Nose Hat facemask 3000'. And it's 50% effective against anything out there."

Greg Gordon

"What??? I can't believe you girls never heard of Jimmy Durante!!! 🎶Hot cha-cha-cha-chaaa🎶"

GREGG SMITH

Dany are you sure this is a birthday party tradition in Mexico?

Jaime Valencia

"Well...at least they didn't put mascara and lipstick on because I make a pretty man" (said in his deepest voice

Jason Nord

Renowned producer driven loco by Mexican talent.

Mark (UK)

David preferred to pick his own nose.

Ernesto Rea

- "David wait, don't move. Let us go get the make up" - "Whaaa...?"

Kevin T Sullivan

Pau: Told you David. Don't eat Ale's snacks.

Kevin T Sullivan

David: Told the girls never put lipstick on a pig. Cause it's still a pig. Then what is this??

Paul sailer

Just to keep up with Danny, Pau and Ale I needed to do something to keep up with them, now I’m streamlined and there’s no way they can get away from the studio before I say they can leave, muah hahaha🤪

Randy Ray

Being a big-time music producer is all about the brown nosing

James Garrett

But if I wear it on my head it messes up my hair.

David Bruggeman

Mr. Bendeth had to pull out the Ratatouille impression much earlier in the snowstorm than he expected.

Gregg

Yes, I’m very sensitive about my ears and I would appreciate it if you didn’t talk about them

Al Hagan

And this is why the U.S. declared independence from the British.

Earl Thorn

Pau to Dany and Ale- "David does have a point"

James Spiller

"Sure I will, and thanks for saying you won't put it online."

Don Felipe

Most stupid mask ever. I'm OUT!!!

Ken Lawson

I hope he centers your vocals better than he does his mask.

Rick Simmons

You would have never known who I was if I didn't speak.

Achim Esser

We always knew David has a golden nose for producing platinum records! 👍⚡️🤘

Juan Marichal

Dany no more notes, No body nose what I been thru!

Phil Austin

I got a little too close to madonna.

Genaro Avila

"Ya quiero pasteeelll" (y lo dijiste con la voz de Deivid) 😆

Rich Stabenow

"Not sure this new Covid mask is working!!!"

Isaiah Hagood

“The Warning have brought out the inner kid in me!l🤪

Kai Steinmetz

Didn't I tell you, girls? This is going to be the cover photo of TW3! Didn't you read the contract thoroughly? 😁

Kai Steinmetz

Did you know I once was a fashion designer? Didn't go so well... So I became a music producer instead. 🧥👗👖👕🧣🎧🎶🎵

Kai Steinmetz

What's that tiktok you're taking about? Something with birds? 🐥

Alvaro Arrieta

David at the Warnings album of the year celebration 🎉 !!!!!!

Roland Templin

That´s all what you need for a Tinder date. You have been warned!

Dennis Dole

Try not to lol 😂. Dany, look deep into my eyes and understand the Wisdom I’m about to share with you when I say “Happy 😃 21st Birthday” Dany reply’s 😳 UGH 😂🤣😂 David, oh to be young again...

Richard

Is it true that's going to be the cover of TW3 new album???

Gary Garcia

"I just put together a remix of Martirio. It has a kind of dubstep/country/early Bach vibe." (DB's nose grows longer.)

Terry McIntyre

Behold the New Jersey golden nosed woodpecker

rh

That`s how it is. When you try to steal Ales snacks she´ll bite your nose off and you´ll have to cover the mess.

Aaron Tipon

I told everyone Ale was gonna sing and my nose grew!

Drew CI
>>52692679

Hair? What hair? I don't see any hair. Do you see any hair?

Aaron Tipon

Um the mask goes over your mouth 😷

Drew CI

Wow, to pick a winner out of all these, eeek

MooseNotMooses

If you think I’m funny looking wait till you see the rest of our team!

Silk

No no no. The mask should cover the nose AND the mouth.

Guilherme

"Press here." Click... "There's a Stain in my Shirt!" Sheriff David

Chadwick_Ezra_Jr.

" what's that? You want to throw hands in the parking lot with masks on?"

Aaron Tipon

Gives new meaning to brown nosing🤣

Martin Gordillo

Me tapo la nariz, y simplemente digoooo... na naa na nana na na naa

Vivi’s Guitar

David : (Dany, Pau and Ale) The party hat: (fans asking “Tienen Novio?”)

Vivi’s Guitar

Cuando alguien te dice que no conocen a The Warning

Vivi’s Guitar

When they catch you crying to when I’m alone at 3am

Damon seely

Everybody stay calm - I’m a professional.

Rick Gaul

My cone still has the aroma of last evenings fish n’ chips. Quite delicious!

Rick Simmons

Has anyone seen my glasses? I can't find them.

James John

“I can smell a GOLD RECORD”

James Spiller
>>52700760

"Dubstep never dies." - Deadpool (actually, I think that's a quote ... if not, it should be.)

Martin Gordillo

Everyone keeps calling me Batman, but i always wanted to be the Penguin😫

Tim Little

“See? I told you I was the unicorn of record producers!”

Pako G

What do you mean this is not my face mask?!?

Kenny Donios

Last time I let Dany teach me to pop an Ollie!

Panagiotis

After one drink, grandpa lost his marbles.

G

When you got drunk drinking too much eggnog.

G

The sweet smell of success.

G

"I never lied in my life. Dany Day is the best day ever indeed"

G

"No worries everyone. This is a British Canadian thing"

G

"I lost a bet"

Normal Expectation ́s

David: "Are you sure this is normal in Mexico? TW Team: "Would we lie to you?" David:" To make fun of me, yes, definitely" TW Team: "Sorry (with a Canadian accent)"

Anthony Mitchell.

Don’t worry folks! I’ve got this or the girls have got me?!?!?

Anthony Mitchell.

The ladies are great but, drive me crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🤘🤘

Anthony Mitchell.

I was a successful Musician, Record Producer and Mixer. .. until I met The Warning!🤣🤣🙄🙄🤪🤪🤣🤣

Hasse Ekman

"Absolutely NOT pointless"

Jeff Unfried

3 girls doing rock and roll? No problem! After all, I have a nose for these things!

JAMES P

Instructions: Put elastic cord under the chin. Then, place hat on head ... Let's try that again.

Nikolai Pushkarev

This is exactly what I imagine when the author indicates a "sharp nose" among the characteristic features of the character's appearance.

JAMES P

The CDC warns against doing this. You can poke someone in the eye, it does not prevent Covid19, and you look ridiculous.

Mateo P. Castro

Another example of how not to wear a mask

Glenn Martinez

It's my birthday and I can cry if I want too!!

John DeDominici

"Excuse me Mr. Bendeth, why the silly grin?" 😜

Marcos Betancourt

“Anyone else smell that?” David: “It wasn’t me. I swear!!!”

Rafa Santi

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's David!!!! HBD Dany *he gives you some cake*

Maddog Jones

Who else can have a ketchup stain and still be cool!?!

Ed Ellis

What? It's a birthday mask!

Stephen

The producer NOSE best!!

JAMES P

David should know them better when they said they wouldn't laugh.

Tammy Joseph

Some people smell a rat, I smell a hat!

Alonso Robles

Soy un payaso 🤡 I’m a clown for your birthday Dani 🤡🎉🤡

Kevin

Did someone mention Cheese!!!

Phil Buck

When you get to be my age birthdays really stink!

Larry Q

Why is David wearing 1/2 of Madonna's bra?

JAMES P

This time of year I slowly morph into a Canadian Frosty the Snowman.

Ralph Jones

Did you nose that I love these girls and did you nose this is a masterpiece and did you nose I'm a very happy producer and did you nose that I'm a bit of a goofball. Lol