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Caption Contest #4 (Patreon)

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2021-02-16 21:38:32
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Roy Wall

What the hell is that?

Joe Gomez

Thank for the Fresh Blood Master

Matthew Fraser

You better not have snuck any fruit or veg into this

Benjamín M.

I have anxiety about the new album

Rick Simmons

Gummies!!! Nom nom nom nom nom

Alex Murray

Yes precious, we likes it raw and wriggly

Nan

It's not what u think... I swear!!

Sascha Erlenbach

Oh, I'm a gummy bear Yes I'm a gummy bear Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear...... Three times you can bite me.....

Greg Gordon

"Are you sure Rudy said this is medium rare?"

Marcos Betancourt

-When someone says, “I thought you were on a diet?” -“How about you mind your own business, Karen!”

Guilherme

🎵Go go power rangers! 🎶

AJ Freeman

Fine, you were right. Gummies made in Mexico are much better!

Aaron Tipon

And now he's picking up the pieces of his Shattered Heart.......

Rick Simmons

This isn't as tasty as it looks.

Carl Vincent

Their MINE ALL MINE [HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEE]

Achim Esser

I am from Transsylvania... didn’t you wonder why I am never on pictures at daylight? 🧛🏻‍♂️👍⚡️🤘

Chadwick_Ezra_Jr.

Gummybears, bread, clay, i dont care, its the bag that has me hooked!

John DeDominici

"What? It's not normal to make out with my gummy bear?"

Manu

My precious...!!!

Frank Blackley

Uh, what does this have to do with making TW3??

Greg Gordon

"Ale needed a guinea pig to try out the latest prototype of her 'two birds, one stone' idea,the SnackMask,so I volunteered!"

Joe Silva

It's not Plasma, it's Kool-Aid!

Stuart Jones

That awkward moment when you realise that people are watching you eat!

Yuma Johnson

“Don’t tell Ale I took her snack...”

Larry Q

SIR! SIR! Take it out of the bag first! SIR!

Luis Esqueda

Do you want some? Well, IT’S MINE!

Ken Lawson

Crazy things happen when you listen to Warning music 12 hours a day for 3 months straight.

Greg Gordon

"These girls have worked through mealtimes so many times, my Mom had to start packing my lunch!"

Rick Simmons

Sugar coursing through my veins These girls are driving me insane But we are making music and throwing the hoooooorrrnnnss 🤘

Michael Gehrman

"I'm pretty sure this ground beef is still OK, right?"

Donald Kirk

Can't a guy eat a giant gummy bear with out someone taking their picture.

Patreon Prize7

My salad is gone, my morales are wrong. There’s something inside, from which I can’t hide. My eyes are looking crazy and I’m hiding my smile

Donald Kirk

No, Pau I can't share there's only enough for me!

MK2PR

Now that Ale is gone I can eat my favorite snack in peace!

Guilherme

You belong to ME, and Only me

Jason Jensen

Nom Nom, Dis bear is beary.. good nom nom.

Adrián Báez

“TW3 is finished? Let me bite into it”

Amaro Bustamante Jr.

Sorry girls, this is as close to a taco that I can come up with; plastic tortillas aren’t too bad!

Mike Shaw

“I’m gummy Rick!”

Dennis Dole

Rudy said it tasted like Jello. 🤔 Let me find out. “UGH”

Mike Shaw

“I love you so much... I can bear-ly stand it”

John Myler

Cute. Knowing who that is I would have to say "It's what's for breakfast."

Daniel Voigt

"The Warning is in the other... #!&*#?!"

Chance

Timmy's love for gummies took a dark, tragic turn.

Chance

Bite the head that feeds you.

Robert Byrd

From Dany: Happy Valentine's, Rick, you are as sweet as this treat.

Chance

Ozzy bit off the head of a bat? That ain't nothin'. Watch this...

Mark (UK)

How do you tune this thing?

Al Hagan

Never make eye contact while drinking from a bag of blood. Never.

Jeff Unfried

Great! Dave’s gone, now I can drink the Kool-Ade!

Al Hagan

Numberly garf.

Mike Shaw

...and that's the last time Gummy Bear ever made fun of Rick.

Greg Day

"I know where you can it. We've got loads of it out the back."

Randy Warijo

🎶It's a gummy bear, it's a gummy bear Oh, it's a yummy, funny, lucky gummy bear that goes into Rick's tummy tummy tummy the movin', groovin', happy bear🎶

Brian Coburn

Umm...that's been in the back of the fridge for over a year dude!

Gary Garcia

"I hate to break it to you, but that's not the agua de jamaica. That's a prop for our Ozzy tribute."

Frank Janosko

The master for TW3 is on a flash drive in the center!

John Shallo

Don't let the girls see this. Its all mine.

Sebastian

"Hungry me is a different person."

Jay Kiser

Drink up! Not down!

Randy Ray

You can't have my Preeeee-ciousssss, trick-sy rockergrrrls

Isaiah Hagood

I was born and raised in Omaha, and THIS is how you eat gummy bears!

Pablo Guiñazú

Increíble pero me lo comí todo jajaja🤣🤣

JAMES P

Ale may have all the Jolly Ranchers, but she isn't bluffing me out of my gummy bear too!

Gilberto Dotti Cesa

This is not my "caption" to the contest. What is he eating? Then I will think in something to write... 🤔🤔🤔😀

Rob Sorenson

Ok, the giant gummy bear was cute, but let’s face it: the man needs a comb.

Andrew Auerbach

Apparently the theme of the next album is love and betrayal of a vampire.

Panagiotis

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear

Elvin Willie

Trust me, I’m a vegetarian 😉

John Klaus

Why must it take so long to get to strawberry?

Guilherme

how was it? Don't know how to keep it stable, hearts and bagels lol

Ralph Jones

Wow this is some of the best homemade wine I've ever made so good

Robert L Norris

Yes, I'm going to eat the whole thing, why do you ask?

Phil Buck

Oh No! I'm busted!

John Slate

No, I didn't take the last gummy bear.

Ignacio Porchas

If I rub this delicious candy on my nose Ale won't take it from me.

Aleks Wayne

“Huele a melón !!!”

ALBERT ACEVEDO

DPA told me after I taste it to shove it in my ear and put it in place of my brain!

Tim Speakman

Mmmmm sugarrrrr! gimme gimme feed me now!

Randy Andrews

Portuguese man o’ war is an acquired taste.

Chance

Mom, you're supposed to knock!!!

Mike Shaw

Me... When I’m Alone.

Jose

Freaky Friday 2 starring Rick and Link

RavenDeth

Her blood is like liquid fire... what? Smells like melon!

Joshua Wharton

Just a little bite, and I’ll save the rest for later.. (gone 5mins later)

Mark_Jones

My Gummy Bears !!! :-)

Roberto Orozco

“We’re going to add this crunch effect to the song”

Vicente Palma

"Come on take me a photo eating, like I don't know it"

Daniel Kiraly

Brains! Feed me brains!! That's how I get my special powers.

Earl Thorn

Help! My teeth are stuck.

Lou Roman

Hands are wet. Better to open bag with my teeth 😬

M Fair

Nom nom. Snort, nom nom!

Kristen B.

There's only one true way to dispose of the blood of the Murder Queen!

Richard

No i am not on drugs.

Terry Stroud

Bittersweet victory. I've won the biggest Jolly Rancher... but now what? I can't even get the wrapper off.

Mike

That’s the biggest tide pod I’ve ever seen.

RavenDeth

Only 1 pound left, I can do it!

Eric Martel

Well it's time to share this concentrate of success from your TW3 album.

Adam Baker

"Engineers be crazy ..."

Melany M. Jeldes

Los estragos que dejaron los años de estudio en la universidad🤣

Ed Ellis

Sshh... Don't tell Ale about this!

Alonso Robles

It’s my, I’m hungry grr grr grr

Dennis Dole

Yummy 😋 🤮 Luis this is a Giant Food Cake not a Large Gummy. Yucky 🥴. 🧐 “DANY”

Ed Ellis

Ummm... Yeah. I'm the band's official snack taster. Seems good.

Jay Embee

“What on earth is that funny little thing you’re chewing?” “That’s Rick,” said the Gummy Bear!

G

“Call me Suga, the R is silent”

Darryl Ades

Ya Jay! I'm trying to imagine a 5 lb gummy bear swallowing a human! Loved gummy bears especially after the 1980s hit movie "Ferris Buelllars Day Off"! Thanx, Darryl

Jay Embee
>>54057606

Yep Darryl - I twisted the whole gag idea through 180 degrees so the Gummy Bear is chewing Rick’s lip! 😂

Aaron Tipon

You can still bite me 3 times!!

Ed Ellis

Waiiiit a minute you three... this isn't a gummi bear... it's SOAP!!!

Markus Aalto

Why I’m eating plastic? Must be better if I open this..

JAMES P

There is too much blood in my sugar stream.