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Caption Contest #5 (Patreon)

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2021-03-07 16:09:03
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It is the caption we like the most NOT the one with more hearts 😉

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Donald Kirk

Here go round the mulberry bush ,the mulberry bush , the mulberry bush!!

Andy W Marsden

Now we’re going to practise the Waltz. Ready? Slow. Slow. Quick-quick. Slow. That’s it!

Kenneth T

"Dani, you're finally going to let me sing that part on Dust to Dust?!"

M Fair

Salsa!

Isaiah Hagood

David: “It gives me great pleasure to admit that Dany Day is the best day!” Dany: “Aww, David, I’ve waited for this day!”😜😁

Donald Kirk

Because of Coid this is as big a hug i can do David

Robert Byrd

Ok Dany, Luis said we have to keep at arms length when we dance.

Alfie Lock

"I shall feed you with the power of making a great album"

Michael Gehrman

Yes! E does equal MC2, and the path to enlightened life is through the dharma! Well done! Now let’s go have lunch!

Chance

Wonder Twin powers, activate!

Markus Aalto

” Can you feel it? That’s Rock n’ Roll! ”

Sascha Erlenbach

Congratulations Dany, you have successfully completed the Advanced Guitar Riffs course....

Carlos in Honolulu

David: “I promise Dany, I will make her eat a piece of fruit 🍎 🍌 🍉 I promise!” Dany: “sorry to disappoint but it ain’t gonna happen. I’ve tried all my life. So unless you have magic powers...”

Rich Kaiser

"DANY, NO MORE NOTES!!!!"

Samuel Rogério

David: "You have no idea how long I waited to find someone like you ... please, don't go..."

Leonard Bakenhus

David: Just promise me Dany, that with all I've taught you, you remain a performing artist and don't take my job as producer. Dany: Sure, what ever you say David.

Kevin T Sullivan

Dany. Don't tell Pau I threw out that cake she made.

Greg Gordon

"Dany,I know you lead when it comes to the band,but in ballroom dancing... the guy leads!" 💃🕺🏽

Chance

Dany, give me your hair. Give it to me now!

Dave Marks

Dancing with the Stars practice!

Chance

Pau is looking at us. Pretend we're having a conversation.

Sebastian

"Ok Dany, you need to stop pressing random buttons on my equipment. Please!"

Mike Shaw

🎶 AND I-E-I-E-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU OOH - OOI 🎶

Brian Coburn

David: "But i don't know how to Tango!"

Ch2 Val

So who is leading?

Tim Speakman

The first celebrity couple announced for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing

Dan Henry

David: "Dany, I said 'NO MORE NOTES!'"

Vicente Palma

David: Yurushi sasuke, please don't be a producer, just be the best frontgirl of all time. Dany: Itachi I won't follow your path, i'll be the best dancer

Glen Cox

Yes Dany, I will teach you how to mix and produce an album.

William Brebrich

She said she’d bake me a cake, but I was strong and said “ Dany day is the best day”

James Martinez

David ..Dany my dear I know you can pull this off if "anyone can" it would be you .. Dany ...David I appreciate your confidence in me but i think Pau is better equipped for this task .. David ..Young lady we gone over this already Pau and Rudy even your Mom and Dad cannot get "Ale" to willingly sing lead permanently . Dany..My gosh David its true "you have gone crazy"

Matthew Fraser

Dany: Stare into my smile and repeat after me... "Dany Day is the BEST Day"

Frank Janosko

David says: "Of course Dany Day is the best day" David thinks: "Where are Pau and Ale so I can tell them the same thing."

Dennis Dole

Speaking of Hearts 💕 Davon says, there is two very special ones about to embrace ❤️💛

Nikolai Pushkarev

And in the competition for the widest smile wins...

Paul sailer

Ok Dany, this is how us old timers do the Waltz, a 1 a 2

Rick Simmons

You, are a rock star. Aww you're making me blush.

Santiago Cantilo

David: Dany, you'll be a great producer one day. Dany: Aw, thank you, David! One day you will too! [Laughs]

brian cunningham

If you were a PATRON David we could share more with you.

Steve M Thompson

David: "You're vocals and guitar are perfect!" Dany: Yes, I know!

Bessy Pavlou

Are we allowed to hug each other?

Peter Thelin

Be strong, David, be strong. I know you can do this!

Craig Hite

Dany.... I think you are my long lost daughter

George Diaz

Dany, the album is finished, you, Pau and Ale did a wonderful job. I am very proud of you three young ladies.

Jeff Martin

Please don’t make me dance, I have injured myself before.

Ellery Ho

Ring around the rosie

Jay Embee

Don’t worry David, I’m used to having to hold up half of TWA at meet and greets to stop them fainting.

ALBERT ACEVEDO

David : Dany I want to tell you something, “ After working with you and watching you all these days - You will become Rock Music’s #1 Front Woman”. 😉💥

Jay Embee

A hug? You’re not Greg Gordon are you?

Tim Connor

David, how many times do I have tell you, I’ve discovered the elusive 4th punk chord, I’m calling it E#

Jay Embee

I know I said I welcome your support, David, but I didn’t mean it quite as literally as this!

Jim Haase

“You got this girl , I know you have it in you “

Pako G

Dany, for the love of god, no more dad jokes!!

Tim Connor

So you didn’t like Pau’s 15/7 time signatures then, are you going to tell her or me? 🤪

Al Hagan

Dany, I love you and your sisters but all this singing about blood and murder and suicide scares the hell out of me!

Aron V

David: May the force be with you!

Silas Caldwell

“I will never forget you. Young Padawan.”

Al Hagan

DAVID: “Dany, run away with me to jolly old England!” DANY: “David, seriously? You’re like 140 years older than me.”

Frank Janosko

Yes, that DID have an epic sounding..........sound.

Dave Land

"Dany, I hope you girls are ready to take over the world.. because you just DID!"

Trigg Word

You did a great job!!

Erwin Cortez

Dany: This is the part where you need to do the Dany dance moves.

Trigg Word

You did such a good job!

Daniel Voigt

David: Dany, Im your father. "Dum Dum Dum, Dum-te-Dum, Dum-te-Dum"

Michael Friedrich

🎵🎤"... because: I had the time of my live! And I never felt this way before! And I swear: it's true! And I owe it all to you!"❤

Matthew Ferro

“You had me at hello!” “I didn’t say, ‘hello.’”

Daniel Kiraly

David: That's so cool you were writing a song about me!

Jeffrey Kimball

Dany I cannot play keyboards this is an all female family band.

Juan Marichal

"Dany, I'm your other father" - Darth Bendeth

Chance

Hey, that's my pencil! I've fixed a lot of cassette tapes with that.

Darryl Paulsen

Friends? ... yeah Friends ✔👍🏻🤘

Mark Lee

“But seriously David, if you don’t give me that vintage Les Paul I’m going to stab you with this pencil✏️ “

Mike Shaw

David: "...but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career." Dany: "Same."

GREGG SMITH

Dany I am thrilled that you like how the album sounds but if you keep smiling like that your face is going to break. 🤣

Roy Wall

Believe me when I tell you, purple is not a good hair color.

Max

"Use the force, Dany"

Drew CI

What a wonderful feeling and accomplishment❗ TOGETHER we did it 😁🤗

JAMES P

David, I am not wearing a party hat on my nose for my birthday!

Larry Q

If I was 30 pounds lighter, 35 years younger, had more hair, was better looking and was single, I would ask you out. I'm SO CLOSE to being the perfect guy for you!

Andy Alvarado

*En la Quinceañera* "Que pase el padrino a bailar el vals" xD

John Shallo

Don't move David. There is a bag of Takis on the floor.

Mike Shaw

“Dany... for the love of God, stop putting me in the caption contests!”

Karl Wirth

David: (Byrds instrumental track) "So you want to be a rock'n'roll star Then listen now to I say Just get an electric guitar..." Dany: "Staaap! I got this - just make our album a rock'n'roll star!"

Oskar Schuler

"Oh, Dany, let me show you how I will hold on to TW3 once it's out!"

Anthony Mitchell.

Dany, it has been an absolute pleasure working with you and your family. The World is your Oyster ... Go get em girl !!

Fred Pinckney

Steady, old man, Rudy is fetching your walker.

michael moslin

"Don't tell the others but you have always been my favourite"

Steve Ensey

Old school meets new school....and old school is happy!!!

JAMES P

David pleads to sing a song on their next album.

JAMES P

"No, David, we are not naming our album after you."

Vivi’s Guitar

When you find your pick that you had lost

Jason Nord

“Please don’t tell Flom that you had more notes than me!”

Byron Barter

Of course, the best day is Dany day!

Alex Murray

It goes “one, two, cha, cha, cha” David

STL Gar

Dany said, "I can’t seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what’s worse, I can’t seem to stop saying things, anything and everything I think and feel."

Al Pierce

Woo Hoo! We finished it! Now Let's Rock!

JAMES P

"You can't leave! I just had my first authentic Mexican food! Where will I get more?!"

Steven Pierre

well, since Dani has a pen in one hand and paper in there other so my caption is " Dani, trust me I know what's best"

Mark Potter

Dani sorry about this but ale has replaced you as lead singer

STL Gar

"Ale wants to sing the lead part on your song. So...to cheer you up, Pau baked another cake."

Peter Fällman

Listen David, they are playing Norteño. Put on your red shoes and let’s dance

Damon Brenard

Let me take a look at you wow you've grown up so much

Guilherme

Dany!!! I just woke up from a nap. Sleep is GOOD, I'm telling you!!

Neal

No, Dany, I didn't tell the other two they were my favorite. You're my favorite. You've always been my favorite. You'll always be my favorite.

Tim Little

David: “Dany, not only are you an amazing guitarist and singer, but you’re an excellent ballroom dancer too!”

Guilherme

My captions are always weird and non sense 🤣 but everyone is coming up with very funny ones

Joseph W Lavoie

Please David, let me get you a new real jacket with sleeves! I just need your size.

Pedro Pérez Huerta

Don't ever let somebody tell you, you can't do something.

Earl Thorn

Good news! Our covid tests are negative again.

George Diaz

Dany guess what, I just bought myself a whole new set of clothes.

Mario Cabello

Finally young Grasshopper you were able to take the stone before I could close my hand!

Arno Benter

David: "Yes, Dany day is the best day, but don't tell it Pau and Ale I've said this..." Dany: "Don't worry David, tell Pau she makes the best cakes ever and Ale that she doesn't have to do lead vocals on the next album, and everything is fine...:-)"

Ed Ellis

I know it's Dany day, but no, you cant have the vest.

Rob Bond

Madam, may I have the next dance?

Mark Lee

Nobody puts David in the corner

Ed Ellis

You guys want a pizza to go?

Neil Standen

"If Pau tries to do a drum solo, stop her by grabbing both arms like this!"

Erwin Cortez

It's never a bad time for a happy dance.

Chuck Brown

Finally we can go back to Mexico and get away from all this stupid SNOW!!!!

Panagiotis

David: I can give John Travolta and Patrick Swayze a run for their money. Crap, help me back to my chair, I think I pulled a muscle!

Greg Gordon

"After all these years as a producer,somebody finally asks me for MY autograph! I'm so happy I could dance...if only I didn't have 2 left feet!" 😭🕺🏽

Omhra

David: You must now do the rest. Dany: ehh, yeah, that's the idea...

Randy Andrews

“David, if you follow these diet tips I’ve written out for you, your arms will be as toned as mine”.

Jonnathan Monsalve

David: Eres increible, pero quiero más Ale en las voces. Dani: Nosotras también David, algún día, ¡algún día!

Terry McIntyre

David; I can`t survive Dany: i thought i had bad jokes

Álvaro de Luis Cid

David: Dany, I am transferring my powers to you. Do you already feel them? Dany: You blow my mind every single time 🤣

James Spiller

David: "No Notes?! ... NONE AT ALL??!! ... wait, what's the joke?"

colorCLEAR

Yes, DANY! YOU GIRLS WILL WIN A GRAMMY! ✌😀

James Spiller

Dany: "No, really, that vest looks great! ... "

Abstract Reindeer

(Dancing) Ring around the Studio. We got to hear "Martirio"!

Jay Kiser

Your sleeves! They're gone!

Regina García Martínez

-Nadie, absolutamente nadie: -Mi abuelo cuando me ve: “Mijita, mira qué hermosa estás! Te veo más altaaaa 😱 Ya eres toda una señorita!” 🌹

Mike Shaw

(Not so) Sinister Smiles

Joshua Wharton

Yes Dany. You ARE the Master Paper Player!

Thomas Doyle

You, my lady, and your two sisters are soon to become big big stars!

Fede García

Y recuerda Dany un gran poder conlleva una gran responsabilidad. Lo dejo todo en tus manos...

Genaro Avila

Dany: "We want u in our next 4 albums Daaaavid!!" ............ David: 😳😳😳😳

Linda Krajewski

This meeting of The Mutual Admiration of Awesomeness Society will now come to order.

Pako G

Dany: David, you do know that Freaky Friday was just a movie right?!?

Mark (UK)

Great work! Next week I'll remember to press the "record" button!

AJ Freeman

David: "So you're moving to New Jersey permanently, right?!?!?" Dany: "I'd love to, but your tortillas and the snow..."

MK2PR

"Dany it's official I'm moving to Mexico!"

Rick Gaul

Hold on tight to your dreams!

Ernesto Rea

"Dany if you weren't already an adult and didn't have parents I'd adopt you".

Troy Holtschulte

"Dany! Para bailar la bamba se necessita una poca de gracia!"

Isaiah Hagood

Dany: “David, do you want to build a snowman?” David: “The song, or the actual thing? Better hope Pau’s not around to smash it to bits.”🤪

Aaron Tipon

David: "Hey little girl theres something you dont know! You will be Rockstar soon dont you know!"

Aaron Tipon

David: "Congratulations Dany! We created a masterpiece and the world will be Warned!"

Melany M. Jeldes

David: "Dany, el futuro del rock está en manos tuyas y de tus hermanas, serán las mejores del universo" Dany: "Pero no podré hacerlo si me sostienes con tanta fuerza🤪"

Wayne Dickson

You wear that sweater better than I ever did.

Matthew Fraser

Dave Speaking: ...and we got pulled over by the police Dave Thinking: hurry up Rick, I'm almost at the end of the story, have you not got her shoe laces untied yet

Jose

David: "You're the nicest musician I've ever had the pleasure of working with." Dany: (about to tape a "Kick Me" sign on David's back)

G

Pau? You look different.

G

Believe me. We'll record the next album faster. We'll do it in 3 days.

Christian Albrecht

See, garlic works way better to ensure social distancing theese days

G

Congratulation Dany! You passed the exam.

G

I've got some bad news. I accidentally erased all lead vocal tracks.

G

Let me see those pearly whites.

G

Please Dany, write down all the continents so I'll remember them.

William Brewer

Well I am a Queen (at least of TMS), so I knight you Sir David.

Anthony Mitchell.

David : Don’t forget Dany - it’s Anthon y’s birthday this Friday March 12th🤣🤣🤣

Joe Lopez

David: Sorry Dany, no more notes for you in the album!! Dany: Wait what? you’re kidding right , right??

Chance

No, Dany, I never met Cleopatra. How old do you think I am?

Don Mazzalle

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 your getting it.

Aaron Tipon

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand.....it will be time for you to leave!

Clayton Martin

“Join with me, it is your destiny.”

paul metzenheim

David: you put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about , you do the hokey pokey , and you turn yourself around . That’s what it’s all about. Dany: I knew I was a better dancer than Pau.

Danny Cox

You're my finest creation! I'm soooo proud.

Mike c

You are the Murder Queen

Gerardo Gilli

Te contaré un secreto, cuando tenía tu edad yo no tenía está voz.

Ralph Jones

Alright Dany Alright, we will premiere the album at the Whiskey, so Pops Jones can take Dennis Dole and Greg Gordon to dinner oh yeah and Aaron Tipon)

Ralph Jones
>>55143602

I was gonna give it a try , just for you Aaron. Lol. Dany; David say hello to my little friend ( handing David the note pad)

Ralph Jones

No no no dany just because I'm gonna make you a bill zillionaire and your sisters, doesn't mean you owe me anything

Mark_Jones

Yes, David, note number 5,371 is the final one for this song ! :-)

William C Gregson

David (in a gravelly voice). “promise you will work only with me and no other producer, Dany........ especially Matt Squire !” Dany (smiling) “I’ll take it under advisement “

Mike Regovic

Really? You want to call it the Banana Song?

Tom Karasch aka Krash

🎶🎵 The Hills are alive with sound of Music 🎶🎵🎶🎵❤

Tom Karasch aka Krash

David, if we make a box like this, we can contain Pau for a little while, at least.

Matthew Lloyd

Red Arms never fade- Give Ale back her Takis!

robert b myers

yes, thank you thank you we can get back to the warm weather

MooseNotMooses

We know you want to be a manga artist, Dany, but we need you to focus on the music!

Oswaldo Mauleón Gámez

The future of Rock is in your hands, by the way, how did you do to play that guitar solo!?

Paul John Phillips

Dany: "Keep following my instructions, David, and one day you'll be a master producer."

Stephen

Dany, for gosh sakes has anyone seen my sleeves??????

Mike

Did you eat something Rudy made with onions.

Paul Parker

“Hey David you did great, thank you. No Dany you were exceptional! Hey we both were!”

JAMES P

"Your eyes, your lips, your hair! Everything about you reminds me of you." (A movie line from Marx bros. A Night at the Opera. 😊.)

JAMES P

"Dany! I feel like I haven't seen you for a whole month!"

JAMES P

"Look into my eyes ... You are getting sleepy ... Your eyes are getting heavy ... Darn, I should have known looking into HER eyes would hypnotize ME!"

Tanner Kartes

"Dany, you rock! But David day is the BEST day."

John Manders

"We really do need to hide the superglue from Pau"

Jim Norman

"...no Notes on this mix..."

Nikolai Pushkarev

Looking at this photo, you think not about the funny caption to it, but about something else entirely. Really great photo

Dennis Dole

Two masters, one a Master of Production and the other a Master of Music and Everything she does but drink milk 🥛

Aleks Wayne

David : How i look without the mask ?? Dany : ......

Tom Karasch aka Krash

David: 27 notes on one song? 🥺 Dany: What can I say, I'm picky. 😄

James John

You did it ! No! You did it! noooo! YOU DID IT!

William C Gregson

David “ Wait a minute Dany ! Your telling me, there are people who turn down a free Warning Patreon VIP for the month reward and it happens all the time? .....it’s P.S.Y.C.H.O.T.I.C.! “ Dany “ It’s R.E.S.P.E.C.T., David! “

Ilan Brami Rosilio

I'm sorry you have to discover it this way - but I am your real father.

Ed Ellis

David: "so... we got Ale as the Thunder Goddess, Pau as the Shredder... what are we gonna call you?" Dany: "ummm... late for dinner?"

William C Gregson

David and Dany (in stereo) “ Face it, tiger..... you just hit the jackpot “

JAMES P

"Remember everything I taught you." "I will. And when I visit you in Monterrey, teach me how to cook authentic Mexican food."

Jack K

Dany, I just left a stinkbomb in the recording room for Ale and Pau and locked the door... at your request. Hehehe

Marcos Betancourt

David:”Pau may be called The Shredder on drums but I will always know you as The Paper Shredder”

RavenDeth

Please tell me there are no notes on that piece of paper Dany.

Glenn Martinez

Nothing better then that amazing solo you just ripped, I am not worthy !!

Joe Gomez

We got this Dany !

Juan Marichal

THAT VOICE! You sounded just like Elvis when I produce that Album!

Mike Shaw

Hey... we almost had four-arms! 😉

Johnathan Jackson

“The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.” “By George she’s got it!”

Rich Stabenow

It's true! Your biceps are bigger than mine!!!

Diego Marcelo Rottoli

David: Puedo ser un Patreon más de ustedes,Dany?!!! Dany: claro que siiii,David!! David: aceptan mercado pago? Dany: nop....😂

Mike Shaw

"Dany, I really wish you would stop insulting and attacking my vest.... it's unarmed."

Stephen

NOVELLA: "So you are the long lost daughter of my brother's butler's cousin's Evil Twin"!!!!! dunt dunt Da!!!

Amaro Bustamante Jr.

Young grasshopper, you have done well. Let’s go and sell that album.

David Bruggeman

The album is done, now it's time for snacks!

Tom Karasch aka Krash

You have done well, Young Jedi. You are now ready for the ultimate test: Touring the universe to bring balance to The Force! Now go forth with your new album!

William C Gregson

David “ Dany! Please tell me the name of your new album.... I promise not to blab “ Dany “ it’s called...... oops! We have visitors, I better switch to invisible type ____________”

Jim Hable

“I could kill him with this pencil” thought the Queen of the Murder Scene.

TheUnderdog

"Do you really want to name the album <b>Queens Of The Bendeth Scene</b> or are you just <i>"Pulling my leg"</i>?"

Ralph Jones

Alright , alright dany it was me. I took the stuff, it wasn't mathew after all.

JAMES P

No, David, you cannot out bluff Ale at the poker table!

Blake Turner

Not for the caption contest, but just having been listening to the documentary, cannot believe the night and day between sphere studios and this.

Andrew Thompson

"Dany, if I let go, are you going to float to the ceiling again?"

Robert Krawitz

I only only just got around to watching the Sphere clips, and it's so apparent how different things were compared with David Bendeth. All the clips you've posted of TW3 sessions look like real collaboration with someone who understands that his role is to help you achieve your vision, as opposed to people who think that because of their greater experience that they know how things should be done. I saw that clip where he played Martirio and Dany had absolutely no comments, because he understood your vision and realized it with his experience rather than try to mold you into something other than what you want to be.