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Caption contest #6 (Patreon)

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2021-03-26 06:09:00
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Winner will be our favorite and not the most liked 😊 have fun everyone!

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Katie T

TW3 release date : once the block is clear 😳

Kristen B.

Wow, I really wish the snow could have "Been Warned" away

Kenneth T

Gotta get rid of the snow so the girls don't get sick trying to play in it

SteveRocker13

"Well, that was a hard day of work taking the snow out of my ya... wait, is that MY yard?"

Adrian Castellanos

Wonder who was the genius who put "recording venue snow" as a kickstarter reward.

Leo Perez

one down, 99 to go

Isaiah Hagood

TWA: “When is TW3 being released?” Dany: “SOON!” TWA: “How soon is soon?” Dany: “As soon as Rudy finished shoveling the driveway. Rudy: “Why are you pinning this on ME?!”

Kai Steinmetz

That's not nearly as cool as TW3 will be! 😎🧊

Fede García

When do you think you can remove the snow? As "SOON" as I can

Isaiah Hagood

Time to play Mario Party! Loser has to shovel the snow!🤣

Max

TFW you're waiting for TW3

Rich Kaiser

Whatever this is, it must be mine!

Santiago Cantilo

Here lies the people who tried to listen to TW3 early. The rest of the army better be patient.

Han Tek

Shall I make a snowman or a huge guitar from snow?

Facundo Fabio

I have to finish this otherwise I won't be able to make it to the tw3 premiere

colorCLEAR

" This was not mentioned I the job description! "

Gus Gomez

Well that’s it.....Ice cream is ready!!!

Martin Koerfgen

Wow ! That Use to be such a Cool Snowman til Pow ! Pow ! Pau ! Unleashed She wasn't quite Happy on how it turned out 🧐

Isaiah Hagood

TWA contemplating carbon freeze so they can skip ahead to the release of TW3.🤪

David Bruggeman

They better not be inside watching "Frozen."

Jay Embee

That’s the last time Pau beats me at Trivial Pursuit - let’s see her get out of THAT snow!

The joke

I'm so happy this is not a huge pile of shit. The things these girls make me do. Omg.🙄

Garrison Huff

Record in New Jersey they said. It will be fun they said ❄❄❄

Jay Embee

Legend has it if you dig for long enough you come across Rudy and a BBQ grill.

Tim Speakman

This will teach me not to laugh at one of Dany's jokes

G

A Hard Day's Night

Christian Kleberg

Us: "Hey dude, we told you! No drugs! Just Rock'n Roll!" Him: "Duh! Too late... and made a mistake with the order. Mistook tons for grams..."

G

19th try building a snowman

Michael Gehrman

OK, the red on the right is good...now maybe a little purple and green on the left, I think...

G

Clearing a path for David Bendeth's limo

Joshua Wharton

“It’s a long way to the top, you’ve even gotta shovel snow..” ⚡️🤘😎❄️☃️

G

I'm pretty sure I buried Dany's birthday gift somewhere here

Martin Koerfgen
>>56382401

Nice 1 Joshua, probably need a sausage roll or two if you had to shovel all that snow !!!

The joke

What is the meaning of life? What is my purpose?😕

Fede García

Do you want to build a snowman? 🎶🎵

G

Another blizzard is coming. Need to make more room for more snow

Terry Lacy

All that work for something that is going to melt in a couple of months anyway!

Steve Ensey

Thank god this isn't the 80's, because this would not be snow....

Steve Ensey

Record in Jersey in the winter they said, it will be fun they said....

G

Time for a snow angel!!!

Lester Henderson

At least I can stream "the Warning" while I am out here.

Steve Ensey

hmmm, so the road to greatness is not always paved in gold.

Scott LaFleur

Alright girls, I buried you. Can we go back now?

G

A father, a manager, an Engineer, a roadie, and now a snow shoveler.

Tim Little

“I have to keep digging. I’m sure there is a barbecue hiding somewhere under this pile of snow...” ❄️

Eduardo A Torres

Pau: I stop now, Dany has to be somewhere under All this Snow

Matthew Fraser

Pau, I warned you to not even joke about making a rap album! Promise to never do it again and I'll dig you out.

Alfie Lock

Snow was a lot more fun in Frozen

G

Staring contest with a cricket

Bud Foltyn

'Informer, ya' no say daddy me Snow me I go blame A licky boom boom down!' ❄️😂

John Manders

Snow is pretty and all that, but can we go home now?

Kenny Donios

You wanna Rap? Try wrapping your hands around this shovel and start digging.

Samuel Rogério

Let's dig this up quickly, so that we can go and record the album, so that we can release the album SOON!

Kevin

We're Never Moving North... Not A Chance!!!

Wayne Dickson

Who's idea was it for a Canadian tour.

Greg Gordon

"Wow, look over there...Rudy-olph the Red Nosed Reindeer IS real!"

Chris S.

I know Dany is under here somewhere...

Greg Gordon

"What I'd give to be back in Monterr...hey,what's that red glow?" "Why,I'm your fairy Godmother and I'm here to help you get back home!" "How?" "Just close your eyes and tap your heels together three times and say 'There's no place like home' and you'll be there!" "WTH? That clinches it,,,no more 'boys nights out' with David for me!"

Dan Black

"We didn't have this problem back home."

Robert Byrd

Well...Eskimos definitely do not use a snow shovel to build an igloo.

Rick Simmons

Hey Rudy! You've been working on that all night. When are you going to be done? Rudy: Soon Dany: OOoh I have an idea...

Michael Kerner

Dang it this don't look like a snowman, easy to assemble my butt

Ronald Ketelaar

Red hands in white snow, can be only one conclusion, Queen of the Murder Scene part two!!!

Greg Gordon

"I told you that color was too bright for your hair Paulina!"

Al Pierce

"Tell me again why we left the warmth of Monterey? Oh yeah, TO ROCK!"

Brian Coburn

"You mean i have to do this side too?!"

John Shallo

" I'll stand here and make it look like I shoveled the snow"

Rich Stabenow

I was going to tell you a joke about snow. But it’s a bit flaky.

Eric Martel

Okay!!! that's why they come on vacation in the south !!

Dan Henry

He stopped upon seeing the glow of Hades' inferno, satisfied that he had shoveled deep enough.

Jeff Martin

It’s the Sacrifice of life, to shovel all this Snow oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh.

Jay Kiser

When does that plane leave?!

Ze Gomes

They sing... I shovel...

Panagiotis

I should have called out sick today.

Roy Wall

I always expected Global Warming to be a lot warmer....that Al Gore was full of crap! 😂🤘🏻❤️

Panagiotis

My plan was to skip shoveling and just let the snow melt.

Panagiotis

First mud, then snow, I need to renegotiate my contract.

Mark_Jones

Oh ! So this is why so many people HATE snow!!! :-)

Gregg

Wait... I wasn’t supposed to spread this stuff?

Daniel Voigt

"Oh a snow Cerro de la Silla" 😮 ... Oh man I miss Monterrey...

Mike Shaw

Still.... better than the mud at at ForceFest!

michael gunter

well son i did my part the rest is yours.

Aaron Tipon

This would be faster if everyone came and made snow angels

Aaron Tipon

Cause I find all my toes freeze better..... when there is this kind if weather...dont know if I feel them anymore!!!!

Mike Shaw

🎶 Dig A Tunnel Dig Dig A Tunnel Dig A Tunnel Dig Dig A Tunnel Quick before the Hypothermia come🎶

Matthew Lloyd

Pau was baking again- I don’t know how the flour got outside, Officer.

Dennis Dole

“Ugh” We Survived the snow ⛄️ storm, now to prepare for the the Avalanche of fans when TW3 drops ! It’s worth the Sacrifice......

David Murphy

You said you would help! Your words mean nothing at all!

Gilberto Dotti Cesa

"I need a snow shovel sponser to give me a more efficient tool..." 💺🚜☃️❄😀

Toddrb

Danny, This is why you don’t take the white pics outside in New Jersey!

Mike Shaw

I guess I'm on Snow Patrol for these Arctic Monkeys... no Coldplay for me. I must have missed The Warning.

Adam Baker

"Rudy, I have a feeling we're not in Monterrey anymore ..."

Raphael Menares

Rudy...? .... Do you want to build a snowman?🎵

Rick Gaul

This is Jersey they probably won’t find the bodies until spring.

MortenKönig

"We need The Warning to do a concert here. The snow might melt from the energy."

Mario Cerna

Finally I finish my sidewalk and driveway!.... Oh oh!... I don't think the neighbours have a car, have they?

Robert L Norris

If Rudy wants to grill in this , he should be the one shoveling this #*&$!

Peter Fällman

So here is where they painted Pau’s hair....

Mike Shaw

I miss Monterrey... we don’t have to shovel sunshine there. ☀️

Mark Lee

“Come to Jersey they said, there’ll be snow they said, it’ll be fun they said 🤬”

Daniel Kiraly

There. That should keep them from getting the car out, and we can stay here FOREVER!!

Al Hagan

Painting the snow cheery colors is the final stage of cabin fever before you snap.

Aleks Wayne

“Rest in peace the reggaeton !”

Al Hagan

I just love seeing New Jersey. . . in the rear view mirror.

Al Hagan

Cause red snow never fades!

Fred Pinckney

I would be finished by now if Dany didn't keep asking questions about it.

Jose

Rudy: Ale, can you sing lead when we go on tour? Ale: Sure... when hell freezes over 🤣 Rudy: ❄😈❄

William Brebrich

Son of a .... this they give me for “Rudy day”

Norm Nelson

Hermano! La salvación es algo que se gana ... by shoveling snow

Guilherme

Ok! Nice job 👍🏼 to myself

JAMES P

All those Christmas carols, "White Christmas and Let it Snow," aren't so appealing right now.

JAMES P

How would "riding in a one horse open sleigh" be any fun?

JAMES P

This is as cold as Ale's poker face. I knew I shouldn't have tried to out bluff her on that last hand.

JAMES P

How am I going to dig myself out of this one?

Frank Janosko

All my life I wanted to see snow. Is it too late to take that back?

JAMES P

David said "It could be worse. You could be in Russia with Nicolai." That doesn't really help.

JAMES P

The guy next door has a snow blower. Maybe if the girls play him a song from TW3 he will let me use it.

JAMES P

Almost as bad as one of Pau's messes.

JAMES P

It's a lot better WATCHING Frozen than BEING frozen.

JAMES P

David said shoveling snow is therapeutic. I don't see the benefit. Where is he anyway?

Amaro Bustamante Jr.

Hmmm! Should I go ahead and finish shoveling snow before Dany comes over with her notes. Why not! I’m sure I did a good job; I nailed it with Martirio.

Amaro Bustamante Jr.

Ok. Now I need to build a catapult to throw this giant snowball at Pau. It’s going to be a hoot 😈.

KuroKishi

Girls where are you? I need help..... DPA——Shhhhh outside remember we were told to practice! practice! practice!

Samuel Rogério

We have to shovel the snow quick, so we can finish recording the album. We have to release it SOON!

ALBERT ACEVEDO

“I didn’t sign up for this” Can we go home now?!?

Ken Lawson

" I Know they said the Rockstar life would tempt the girls with drugs but this is ridiculous!"

Fernando Mejia

Please tell Pau that her drumming is causing avalanches.

Alan Bloomfield

I bet you wish you were in Monterrey right now.

Alan Bloomfield

I can't wait until we release this next album and the can afford a snow blower.

JAMES P

The forecast was for "light snow."

JAMES P

There must be a song in here somewhere.

Donald Kirk

Man I just finished shoveling and the neighbors brought out the snow blower to help.

Donald Kirk

Moe o see why people complain about the snow!

JAMES P

I don't know about that saying, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Terry McIntyre

i know there is a BBQ grill here somewhere

Eduard Lucena

The drumset won't go through here

Ed Ellis

Come to New Jersey, they said... hang out at the shore, they said...

Erwin Cortez

Sorry son... there's no app for that.

Rick Simmons

Mumbling: It was great, nice warm studio, watching magic happen, living the dream! Then one little short joke later....

Ernie Sawyer

They'll never find the body... (2 days later the snow melted)

Norberto Herrera

Koroso koroso koro koroso koro **no Rudy, no koroso!**

Darryl Ades

Have a wonderful Paulina day everyone! Take care!

JAMES P

I've never shoveled snow before. Looks good to me. 👍

Ed Ellis

There better be pizza like they promised...

Matías Pringles

Y ahora quien podra ayudarnos??? (Eugenio sella)

Patreon Prize2

The first sighting of The Crimson Queen

Brian Coburn

Rudy: "Just because i don't have a blue checkmark doesn't mean i have to shovel this!"

James Spiller

“ ... but what if we just wait for it to melt? ... “

O'Neil Provost

David you should visit us in Monterrey. Mexico's nice this time of year!

JAMES P

I came out here to do something but it's so cold even my thoughts are frozen.

JAMES P

If someone doesn't come outside to help me I WILL be Queen of the the Murder Scene.

M Fair

Ummmm.....NOPE!

Max Lespérance

I wish Max was here to help. He loves snow so much, let him shovel !

Max Lespérance

Pau must stay inside, don’t let her out, this is too deep, we will lose her in the pile !

Max Lespérance

I can’t believe some of our Patreon like this stuff, and actually ski on it ? This Max guy is so weird !

Hoot Patrick Cassidy

Forget shoveling this stuff. Maybe I can melt it with my eyes if I stare hard enough!

Rocco Martin

Rudy uncovers the ultimate grill.

Tom Karasch aka Krash

Finally finished! If that snowplow goes by again, I'm going to SCREAM!! 😤🥶😱🤬

Eric Martel

Sure, it'll melt eventually, but not tonight

Greg Gordon

"Sorry,but you must have misunderstood me!!! I said we DON'T have to go pick up Dany's birthday cake....Carvel delivers!"

Sal_P

Snow days just aren’t as fun as they used to be when I was a kid

Stephen

Only 4,763 miles to go to reach The Whiskey...it does not snow in Los Angeles does it!!!!

Jeffrey Kimball

David said it was skill building exercise

Johnathan Jackson

A bit on the dark humor side 😁 “It was a difficult decision, but I no longer have to hear another word about who wore whose sweater or who left the cap off the toothpaste for like the kajillionth time. No worries at all...until the snow melts.”

Joe Gomez

Im gonna need a lot of Snacks after this !

Rob Sorenson

Looking back on it, I’m not sure burying the drummer in snow was the best idea.

George Diaz

I just had a great idea, I can sell raspas

Mike Shaw

Waddya mean 'They have a snow blower!'?

Aaron Murphy

Maybe it was a mistake to ask The Warning Army to send snow.....

Ed Abrams (aka The Superdak)

You load sixteen tons, and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store!

Conrad Cayabyab

Dany made a bet with me, and the loser was going to Shovel the snow. She asked me what day it was, and I said "Friday!!"......so here I am 😠😪🥶

Joe Lopez

Rudy: Let it snow let it snow let it snow🎶 Dad: Ya callate Rudy ! y dale de reversa Rudy !! de reversa 🎶

Earl Thorn

Should have called an Uber!

The Warning Army Argentina

"So... You wanted to be my daughter Ale's boyfriend? I'm back and there's no escape. Am I PSYCHOTIC? Maybe, but this is THE END"

G

This doesn't look right. I might need a blueprint to build a snowman

G

It's been 2 days. Where the hell did I left my other boots?

Mike Shaw

It was at this moment that Rudy realized that this was NOT his driveway.

Martin Gordillo

"And now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death, I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come"... long live the king RUDY SNOW

Richard Lopez

This is what happens when The Warning stops touring...theirs a global climate change!

G

Did I just clear this 30 minutes ago?

G

Ta-da!!! A work of art!!!

Alex Murray

After all that work I thought it would be higher

Mike Shaw

That’s when Rudy stopped shoveling to contemplate the meaning of the word... "soon".

Fred Hinckley

I should have had at least ONE son.

Aron V

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup that's me, I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation...

Marcos Betancourt

Little did he know, the grill was on the other side.

Keith Czerwiec

I thought they said there was no business like SNOW business!

James John

So this doesn’t happen in Mexico?

Jack K

And now the Girls can come finish mixing TW3, so the fans can finally stop emailing me for information!

G

Shoveling snow is just one of my many talents.

Jason Nord

Red hands never shovel is more like it

Jason Nord

They’re in there singing to Frozen, I just know it

Jason Nord

More shoveling, less lighting design

Karl Wirth

That lonely moment when you finally admit that the 'warm red glow' of car tailights melted no snow ever.

Arno Benter

Damned... I should have looked out of the window first when the girls asked me to furb a little snow away...

JAMES P

Did Dany really bury Pau to make her admit Dany Day is the Best Day?

Frank Janosko

I bet if I streamed myself shoveling this, I could get 300 viewers.

Ed Ellis

This is NOT what I saw when I watched Snooki and them on TV....

Ian Taylor

Oops my feet are frozen to the road, can't move my legs, hope they can see me in the rear view, don't reverse over me. Look in the mirror look in the mirror aaaaaaa

G

🎶 Shoveling 🎵 🎶 What’s your price for flight? 🎵 🎶 In finding Mr Right 🎵 🎶 You’ll be alright tonight 🎵

Frank Janosko

I'd rather be playing Little Nightmares 2.

Mark_Jones

Hang-on , Santa. I'll have you free in a moment ! :-)

JAMES P

I chose the wrong footwear for this job.

JAMES P

Did I hear Dany yell from inside the warm vehicle, "The snow isn't going to shovel itself!" ?

JAMES P

I accidentally cleared the neighbor's driveway and he gave me $40. There may be an opportunity here.

Nikolai Pushkarev

"The Man with the shovel" A new novel by Stephen King. Coming soon!

G
>>56583099

Hahaha. It's a great chorus. Pretty suitable for all chores.

El pato relajado

The aching in my bones is taking over, Cause I found out dull shovels don't dig better

Ed Ellis

Time to make the donuts... *sigh*

JAMES P

Can't wait to get back to Monterrey where it doesn't snow.

mdw1955

And I do this all for my kids. good god!

Ed Ellis

Red snow never fades... not funny, chicas!

Guilherme

Dear snow. Hi , my name is Luis. What am i doing... What being alone in the cold does to one

Randy Andrews

“And this is why God created Mexico...” 🌴😎🌴😎

Thomas Doyle

This is where I last saw them making snow angels.

RavenDeth

I'm never having another snow cone ever!

Stephen

The next album will be recorded in Cabo!!!

Mike Shaw

“Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

Mike Shaw

When they asked me to shovel the driveway, I said “Yeah... that’s No!” not “Yeah, that snow!” Yet here I am.

Eric Martel

Infrared heater is the way to melt this snow before it hits the ground.

Dejan Dencic

I'll need a bigger shovel !?!

Martin Gordillo

Ahhhhh this shoveling thing "me tiene hasta el queque"!!!

Xavier Salvatore

Why im doing this? i supposed to be sitting at the living room watching tv and drinking hot coffe..why ? why me?? things i have to to for my kids lol