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CAPTION CONTEST (Patreon)

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2021-08-22 18:31:47
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Write the best caption and get a video shout out as the winner!


We will pick the winner ;)

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Silas Caldwell

Hey girls, that’s me back when I had long hair!

Roland Templin

Look here, a question never asked before

Michael Kerner

So that's a large with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and pineapple. Any bread sticks or sodas?

Francesco Albiero

Girls…this is a cellphone, let me show you how to use it

Chance

Yes, we've already seen Rudy's scene in Titanic.

Kai Steinmetz

Look, girls, my first cellphone! ... Can someone show me what do do with it?

Brian Coburn

Look here, i told you i have a Wikipedia page!

Allison Shoup

Listen to this song on Pau's Spotify playlist

Donald Kirk

Okay girls the first one to laugh loses!

Otty

And this is my face without the mask!!

Chance

Hey girls, show me how to set the clock on this thing.

Camila

No van a creer a que personaje de Genshin desbloquee... (Traducción original)

Isaiah Hagood

David: “Hey girls, check out these birthday videos I got from Billie Eilish, Loona, and Muse.” DPA: “WOW!” David: “And THIS, folks, is how you befriend your coworkers.”

James Pratt

Check out this pic of my new Mercedes.

Donald Kirk

Pau I've read these lyrics ten times and I still can't get over how dark they are!

Allison Shoup

Hey girls did you know that in the 80's I was a male model...here's a pic!

Byron Barter

I'm from Canada and we do not do pineapple on pizza, let me order.

Nikolai Pushkarev

Girls now you will find out how gentle my voice was in my youth

Regina García Martínez

- David: “So that’s me 20 years ago taking hula dance classes in Hawaii 🌺 The coconuts are too much right?”

Donald Kirk

Joking aside I don't sound like batman.

Michael Friedrich

I know mine was supposed to be the 17th iphone ... but look here ... it has all these pics of you in the studio. There simply was no more free storage. 🤷‍♂️

Hebus von Troy (Bernd)

And here I've got Kaedehara Kazuha. It took me a while till I got him...

Chance

Dany, I'm putting my number in your phone. Call me in the middle of Ale recording bass.

Donald Kirk

Now, as we learn to dissect a phone, we see that this is the anterior posterior invisible antenna. Pau and Dany: pay close attention as you both love to talk.

Wanda Valentine

Hey girls, I bought this new phone and I don't know how to download WhatsApp, can you help me? please :(

Michael Gehrman

So if I use this new app, I just press here, and the record company has to give you ALL of the money!

Silverchenko

They told me you can listen to the music there but it doesn't fit in the cd player, they screwed me...

Mike Shaw

…and if you get 4 candies lined up, they all disappear!

Emilio

When your checking Uber eats and they added your favorite restaurant

Allison Shoup

Hey Pau, they finally added a Panda Express

Beyond the Track

Look, I just ordered a phone bigger than Danny's!

Nikolai Pushkarev

I have to admit - I'm Batman. All the evidence is here. No one should know this, no one. Don't even try to make hints in your vlogs or somewhere else.

Allison Shoup

Listen to this voicemail, the record company says we can finally release the album...no more telling fans soon!

Tim Speakman

This one time at band camp ....

Kevin Marx

Rudy: "Girls wait to you hear this text: Hi girls, love your music, wanna join us on our world tour in 2022? - Matt Bellamy. "

Greg Day

...and this app tells you how smelly my farts are.

Donald Kirk

Now girls, if you can't undermumble mmumph, just take umble humpff and pressmmm Pau: mmfff and so mumps, grumble, Ale , Dany, button will let you mmmm yeah, during product producshumble of the chumpffand evolfff ok!

Allison Shoup

Rudy says: I can't believe it, your album is already number 1 in the world and it hasn't even been released yet!

Joshua Wharton

And today in woodshop class we will be trying to create extra durable Drumsticks.. 👨‍🏫🔨😷

Matthew Fraser

Can one of your girls help me, I got a voice modulator app ages ago and it's stuck on bass...

Joel Kindrick

"And this app allows users to change the color and style of their masks instantly."

Eriatarka

"Look girls, here's a 10 min video of my cat doing absolutely nothing, hilarious 😂"

Vicente Palma

David: Remember I told you I had two cats? Well these are Wink and Melda🐱

Bailey Dotson

"So anyway here's my audition photo for next year's fireman calendar."

Phil Buck

I'm going to add you ladies to my contacts. What are your phone numbers?

Mike Shaw

DPA: "No, David!" David: "But it says he's a Nigerian Prince!?!"

Samuel Rogério

"Let's start, give me your phone numbers"

Nicholas Swanepoel

So I had this idea for the album, its called the St. Anger snare... you heard of it? Here's what it sounds like

Al Hagan

David: "It says right here in this email - Pau prefers vegetables and fruits." Pau: "NOOOOOOO!" (Dany and Ale try to look innocent)

Drew CI

"OMG, that is SO cool❗ And you say it even makes phone calls, too❔ WOW 😲 Maybe we will be able have one of our own, someday 🤞"

gladyko

Welcome to the community where nobody feels like nobody

Roberto Soto

Look girls, It's a video of my cat almost falling down the stairs

Chance

And thus ends your lesson on time zones. Any questions?

Juan Marichal

Upon arrival from Spain "How many tacos each????"

TWA Lieutenant

"see this? That's the place where you can get La-Purisima elotes near by..."

Horacio Santoyo

"This is for the new caption contest. Just act normal"

Dave Sivonen

I got on The TikTok. Look at the video I made.

Gary Garcia

Rudy: “So there used to be this group called The Brady 6. Look at those sweet matching jumpsuits! I was thinking we could maybe go in that direction.”

Mike Shaw

...and that, Pau, is how you name your Voice Memos.

Victor castillo

David: you said, you‘ll change some of my ideas, but you change everything ☹️ D,P A did you notice that?☺️

Glenn Martinez

I want to show you girls how kick butt amazing you look , check this out!!

Francisco Carrizales

Have you girls played this game called genshin impact? Look, I'm level 6 already

Pablo Guiñazú

Rudy: Chicas.. se confirma el tour por Argentina!!🇦🇷

Gill

It says we'll get the combination for the Electric Panel at 9:40, then we can jam !

Otto Larsen

"Ladies, just 158 days and you'll be appearing LIVE on STAGE in Hollywood !!!

brian cunningham

Have you guys seen my "FEEL THE REAL" video please like and share I'm getting close to 200,000.

David Murphy

"This part's tricky. There's a Mexican band called The Warning; let's peek and see how they did it."

Sandra Correa

"This is a large mouth bass. It's not native to this area."

Silverchenko

If I press this button the new album comes out...

Victor H. Peniche

Let me show you ladies a song I produced back in the day

Kevin T Sullivan

This used to be Leslie Nielsen's little fart gag machine.

EdinSanDiego

And this is the fourth person today who’s wondering if I really am a preacher….

Robert L Norris

David: “Are you sure this is how you work an Iphone?” Dany: “Yes, you’re getting it.” Ale: “Yeah.” Pau: “Trust us, we’re young, we were born knowing this stuff.”

Christopher

David: “Look I got Beidou in the Genshin event” Ale: “Cool” Dani: “Nice” Pau: “WHAT! I NEED HER!!!”

Glen

“Do you know how to tell when you’ve ‘made it’? When people start making The Warning reaction videos.”

Andrew Auerbach

“Let me show you girls how you can add a little smiley face to your messages!”

Chadwick_Ezra_Jr.

David: And this is me riding the giraffe. Pau: dear God, if i was ever given the opportunity to ride a giraffe, How the hell would I ever reach?

Jessica Benavides

David showing a picture of his new kitten to 3 rock goddesses

Jason Grant

“They just keep asking if I have a girlfriend.”

Jose

"Hayley Williams from Paramore's on the phone, and she wants to do a collab with you. I'll put her on speaker."

John Shallo

Look girls, I think I'm winning at candy crush.

John Slate

Wait! You're saying I can watch all your old videos on this gizmo?

Diverscott

Ok. We’ve all got our beaks on. Good! According to the checklist, the next thing we need to do to become a chicken is to flap our wings and make clucking noises.

Stephanie Hernandez-Gonzalez

‘Ok. I just received a text from your Patron, Stephanie. (Yes, she knows my cell number.) She said your songs are in need of some cowbell. Now, she’s willing to travel to New Jersey with her cowbell. (Dani is saying to herself, “what’s a cowbell?”🤷🏼‍♀️)

Norm Nelson

"I found this great cat video on the internet and I think we can use the audio on the next song"

Eduardo A Torres

David: It says here we're supposed to get a Foot of Snow over night. Ale: Cool now we can build a Snowman and we can sing songs from the Movie Frozen

Roy Wall

I am a gamer too. See, what you do is slide this bar from top to bottom. The object of the game is to knock the dot past your opponents bar. No, that’s not my only game. I have a new one called “snake”. Cool huh!

DJ_EarAche

David: Look what we‘ve got here - the menu card of the pizza delivery! I recommend the Diavolo!

Charlie Castillo

Yes, seriously look, they are called 8-track tapes. I bought them the year your dad was born!

Terry McIntyre

David - who has been messing with me on the webs ? Pau - WHAAT !!! Ale - hope he doesn`t think i did it Dany - You will never know

MrRbernardo

Hey girls it's Rob from Australia he wants to know when are you touring Australia so he can put another shrimp on the Barby.PS When the bloody hell are you coming Lol.

Paul Parker

"That many Patreon supporters!!!! I knew we could do it."

Daniel Kiraly

Look what I found out. You can actually dial numbers and make phone calls on this thing!

Carlos in Honolulu

“And then I tried to call Dany by FaceTime but I accidentally dialed Rick Beato by mistake. And then look at the the text message he just sent me, ‘warning’ me about something…”

Jason Nord

Look what I did. It’s a video of a metronome. Isn’t that what Tik Tok is for?

Trey Salazar

"Hey girls, you ever watch the show 'Dr. Pimple Popper'? It's my favorite show. Here, look at some clips of it I found on YouTube".

Ralph Jones

Wow girls would you look at these numbers, we are really on a roll. Soon you will be on top of the world.

P Gabriel Guirao

David: Y éste es el teléfono de Elvis, lo que pasa es que vive en la Luna y la cobertura es muy mala... Dany: Seguro? David: Totalmente.

Ken Lawson

The Warning: David, just push the button on the side then swipe right when it comes on. David:So I swipe right to make it work? Why is the screen black? Why can't I see your video?

Genaro Avila

Shi niñash eshe shoy yo a shu eyad 😑

Silverchenko

You see, i'm trolling some patreon with the fake name Silver S.

P Gabriel Guirao

David: And this is Elvis's phone, what happens is that he lives on the Moon and the coverage is very bad. Dany: Sure? David: Absolutely.

Rick Simmons

Ok who changed all of my menus to Spanish?

M Fair

Look, it’s really amazing and you all should look into it. It’s called “Social Media”!!!

ALBERT ACEVEDO

David: And this is my youngest grandson, he’s only 12 months old, as you can see he is already playing guitar - we like to start them early!

Richard

What day is it??? Look girls it's David Day the best day. 🤘🤘

Dave Marks

And this is how LeBron does a three pointer!

William Brebrich

Look, someone in TWA texted: “ David day is the best day”

Rick Simmons

Check out this new IG extension. It will zap any device used to ask if you have a boyfriend.

Silk

“And this app teaches you how to play the harp!”

Jonnathan Monsalve

"Y si me aceptan como productor, les hago estos Tacos".

Guilherme

Wait, I think I have a meeting that I Didn't even know about. Hello. Hello? Nah, it's myself in the camera. Nevermind

Phil C

Swipe left, hurry!

Abstract Reindeer

Yes, yes! I know there is a Panda Express near here ...

Jay Kiser

What's for dinner!?!

Abstract Reindeer

So, I found this great cake recipe ... Pau: [gulp]

Ron Wood

David: And this is an old picture of me jumping off my Marshall stack.

Jim McMahon

No, it hasn't hit 23 Million, yet.

Harold

Enseñándoles Choke y Evolve a mis amigos (Ellos se impresionan).

Vic

David: -I don't get it, why do they keep calling me Rudy?

Diego Campos

“¿Ya vieron este meme? 👀”

rh

Sorry, Ladies. I just got a mail from Lava Records. After they got the bills for your snacks and the broken drumsticks they demand cost sharing. Or you help out in another production, ... er... anybody of you ever wanted to sing like a sweet little disney princess...?

Nas Khan

Look DPA, my cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the HOME button but when I look around, I’m still at WORK. I might need to UPGRADE 😜

Jason Grant

“They know I’m not Rudy, right?” “Just go with it, David. And you’re going to need to learn how to take group selfies that just show the top half of your face.”

Tim Fisher

David: "hey girls, check out my mango tree!" The Warning: "wow that is sweet, but why does it look like that?"

Amaro Bustamante Jr.

So this little contraption in my hand is a phone. Yeah, can you believe it? Back in my day, the phone was hanging on the wall and you had to rotate a wheel to dial in numbers. I miss the good old days. 📞

Chuck Brown

Girls I'm telling you I saw it on Facebook not on You Tube.

Texadan

No, I swear. It's a chupacabra! See? Right there.

Markus Aalto

Aliens are coming from the left side of building, so I think we have to go this way..

Agustín Laguzzi

(leer con la voz mas grave y rasposa q se pueda)... "And this one's from my first time in Canada. I love that country. Wow look at those countrysides in Canada. CANADA CANADA CANADA. Did i mention how much i love Canada?"

Chance

Look it. I recorded a tutorial for you girls to teach you how to say "certain."

Ali M

Look, it’s says so on Facebook, so it must be true

Ali M

OMG! would you look at that! Metallica are covering YOUR song!

Rocco Martin

See, I still have Joe Cocker as a contact!

Garrison Huff

And THAT is how the Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup 13 times!

Chance

See? There really are 7 continents.

Pete mora

Wah wah, wah wahwah, wha wha. Whaaa!🤘

Torsten Breswald

where you can get snacks nearby, you ask? let me see...

Robert Spiller

Ok girls I have added you all as my contacts.... oh sorry Pau whats yours?

Leo Perez

…and this is me when I was 10 yrs old

Silverchenko

They told me I had 30gb but it only says 5g here

John A Fagerquist

The stupid green thing is supposed to drop when I shoot the red dot. I need this for the next level!

Daniel Tremblay

And the final date for the vinyl is... jeez, batteries are dead..

Arno Benter

Girls, pizza margarita or Hawaii?

wsm777

Miren este meme, The Warning mas grande que Tigres

Daniel Pérez

this patreon asks to name next song "Caption contest"

Tammy Joseph

Here's the secret to my excellent producing skills. Watch and learn.

Mati

David:Miren chicas,les recomendé sus canciones a mis amigos y ya las escucharon,compartieron,dieron like y las agregaron a sus playlists.

William C Gregson

Curses!!! The Warning Army discovered your location again !!!

Kurty Azure. aka Kurty Asia

(David) you see just looking at the covid virus we have to wear our masks for protection.

EdinSanDiego

So this gal says she’ll marry me if I wear shades and The Warning sings at the wedding….

Aaron Tipon

David: Your assignment for the day is to listen to Pink Floyds Dark side of the Moon all day on a loop ..........

James John

(David) You see how that box on the wall has that fun cord connected to that handle and how the box has those numbered buttons on it? That’s how my phone use to look like!

Aaron Tipon

David: "Hey check this out you girls need to do this its called ticky tok"

JAMES P

Let me show you what a BIG spider REALLY looks like.

JAMES P

Seriously, I used to hit high C's like Pavoratti when I was a bel canto tenor. Just listen.

Chance

Here's when I was in a heavy metal band. We called ourselves Megabendeth.

Thomas Doyle

Rudy: It's a text from Lava, your album release date is _/_/_.

Ian Taylor

And here's the only click track you're gonna use Pau, it's great right!

Tim Nye

... this app is for guitar lessons and this app is for drum lessons. When you have improved come back and we will try this again! 😂😂😂

Derrick Wood

Hey girls I want to show you my new puppy!

Daniel Swartz

Great news guys! They said you could put ‘huele a melón’ in as a late add on to the record! 😆

Clayton Martin

I told you I could get you in a Marvel spot.

Mark Marco

Pizza is arriving in 10 minutes

Joe Lopez

Look ladies if you don’t believe me Imma show you the texts of those artists who begged me for a click track for them !

Mike Shaw

Help me girls, they said I could get Tic Tac on this phone, but I can’t figure it out… I love those little mints!

Abstract Reindeer

I know I said we were near the city that never sleeps, but, I can't find any 24 hour TAKI'S delivery services. Sorry girls. :(

Donald Brooks

But that's not what my Spanish to English app says you said!!

Ayrton Maguregui

"Girls, check out my favourite playlist, all of it Reggaetton, of course"

Ayrton Maguregui

"I happened to record Pau's reaction to the fruit I gave her to try. We are using it on the Evolve track"

Tom Karasch aka Krash

David: Look at this App girls. It changes your voices so they sound like mine! That should scare Rudy and your parents!

Greg Gordon

"Not sure about Dany & Pau,but I'm praying Rudy is ordering us some food!" 🥰 🌮 🥰

CHECKO Bando

´"Y aquí toy yo cuando era bebeshito....que boneeeeto, que boneeeeeto".

Phil C

How do you work this thing again?

David Bruggeman

This is the website where I get all the good U.K. snacks.