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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Uber Edition (Patreon)

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2023-05-18 18:57:43
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To all the states who require license plates on the back but not the front of vehicles, so that you can never identify your Uber . . . Fuck you.

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Anonymous

I’ve had this rant myself!! If I were an Uber driver in those states, I would put my license plate number on a sign in the passenger seat windshield so people could find me, ffs

Anonymous

That would be the shitty state I live in: West Virginia.

TheeMadMonk

I live in one of those states (Pennsylvania)(I thought we were the only one with no front license plate) I can never understand why our glorious state legislature refuse to help people (like the police) identify vehicles. Probably since most of them are crooks anyway they think it might help when the finally make their break for parts unknown!

Anonymous

Fuck the whole state? That could take some time.

Anonymous

i think that includes us and no ur right lol

Anonymous

Uh oh - Joe Keery Spree vibes!

Anonymous

I grew up in Virginia where cars had license plates on both ends, then moved to Pennsylvania, where they were only on the back, and it was a huge culture shock to my ten year old mind! Along with people saying “hoagies” and “yinz.”

GeddyLeeRoth

Lyft is better anyways. Heard some horror stories about some Uber rides.

Anonymous

funny. i had this same "thought of the day" a couple weeks ago while in florida. i do say , i second that.

Anonymous

That’s partly how my state has only 24$ annual tag renewals and more money for us to spend on things like patreon , fright rags , shudder and jamborees . Your welcome and fuck you right back .

Mikal

States that require front license plates should be required to compensate you for the damage they do to your vehicle by forcing a license plate on the front. I once bought a brand new vehicle in Massachusetts to drive to Michigan where I was going to register and plate it. But Massachusetts wouldn't allow the car to be sold unless I allowed them to punch some big ugly holes in the front of my brand new car to slap an ugly license plate on it. They caused thousands worth of damage because of that.

Anonymous
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Pennsylvania is divided into three areas. Pittsburgh in the west, Philadelphia in the east and Alabama in the middle.

Joshua Sherwood

Maybe the Uber dude should be proactive to their patrons by adding said plate….just a thought 🤓🤘🤘🖤