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Happy Memorial Day weekend, y'all! Here are two JB classics. Sure you've seen it before, but have you seen it with foreground cricket sex? I think not! 😋

Here are the Time Codes for ya…Enjoy! 🖤

Phantasm II

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First segment: Before the flick.

Second segment: About 25:43 in after "There's one more town, Perigord."

Third segment: About 33:49 in after the screen blackout following the shot of the funeral home's exterior.

Fourth segment: About 42:14 in after Liz leaves the room.

Fifth segment: About 59:55 in after Reggie and the hitchhiker go upstairs.

Sixth segment: About 1:08:03 in after the Cuda blows up.

Seventh segment: About 1:22:46 in after Reggie throws the four-barreled shotgun off to the side.

The Beast Within

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First segment: Before the flick (or between them if you are doing the authentic double-feature experience).

Second segment: About 14:32 in after the shot of Michael sweating on the hospital bed.

Third segment: About 29:50 in after the shot of the bloody hand with the hamburger meat in it.

Fourth segment: About 52:11 in after the close-up of the mortician.

Fifth segment: About 1:01:44 in after Doc Schoonmaker falls to the floor.

Sixth segment: About 1:14:04 in after Michael says "Kill me" but before the cut to the shot of the moon.

Seventh segment: About 1:22:15 in after Doc Schoonmaker looks out the window.

Eighth segment: After the


Comments

Anonymous

Now when you say cricket sex you mean two grasshoppers not some weird British porn. I am here for either just wanted to clarify lol.

Anonymous

Well you already have the knee pads 🤣🤣. Your ready for anything lol

Joshua Sherwood

That’s the only way we like it🤷‍♂️😂😂

Anonymous

Awesome timing. We just saw Phantasm II at the Mahoning on Saturday

Anonymous

Awesome Phantasm 2 wasnt in the Very Joe Bob Christmas special so this is perfect. Thank you!! 🖤

Anonymous

Gonna go be as aggressively fat and aggressively unclothed as possible this summer just because of this one 🤣 certain traditions must be upheld

bryan wall

I can’t wait to see the beast within with JB

Anonymous

You've got some Monstervision world premiere footage here, and only 25 years after the show got canceled - the first four or five seconds of the 2nd, 3rd, and 6th bumps on The Beast Within didn't make air during the original broadcast. I guess the high sheriffs at TNT didn't wanna offend anyone who had post traumatic stress disorder following a non-consensual cicada encounter. Very cool though, 'cause this's literally the first time those few seconds have ever been shown. If you're ever able to do a physical release you can truthfully state that you have uncut, never-before-seen footage... ya know, of a grown man bumpin' the uglies of two rubber insects together in a suggestive manner.

Anonymous

Freaking spectacular!!

Anonymous

Is the video compressed / squished a bit? Looks narrower than normal, not sure if it's just on my end.

Anonymous

old timer fiddlers convention and chili cook off

Anonymous

i came here to learn about phantasm and 8:50 is the best explanation im gonna get

Anonymous

I was just thinking that this is the one JB refused to show during the marathon

Anonymous

I haven't watched this one yet. Curious to see if Joe Bob cries when car goes boom.

Anonymous

Haha the Catholic double feature “I drink your blood” and “I eat your skin”… hilarious. And I’m religious. His jokes are great. Perfect remedy for the uptight culture of today