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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Florida Edition, Numero Two-O (Patreon)

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2023-07-10 02:30:40
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Disneyworld announced a new “Fuck Florida” Virtual Reality coaster that sprays key lime pie into the faces of senior citizens right before they’re beheaded by errant Kennedy Space Center rocket launches.

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Anonymous

I'm debating whether the key lime pie would make it worth being beheaded. That tangy lime flavor is irresistible.

Anonymous

If it’s VR, I’d go on that ride as long as it had smell-o-vision for the key lime pie!

Anonymous

Much like Rod Serling hosting their Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, perhaps this new ride is hosted by Andy Griffith, Raymond Burr or Estelle Getty - just to use the new fangled AI to confuse them before certain death.

GeddyLeeRoth

Final Destination 3...with some pie humor!

Anonymous

Seems like a waste of a good key lime pie.

Anonymous

Great to see Joe Bob having fun at Disney. Florida hs some growing up to do.

Anonymous

I'd defintely be down for the key lime pie

Deimos Masque

Did JB recently go to Disneyworld?? I hope you had fun!!!!

Anonymous

The Final Destination plot lines just aren't hitting like they used to.