Your New Dragon Girlfriend! (Patreon)

That's right, it's YOUR new dragon girlfriend's seven most endearing personality quirks:

Obsessively needy! Low self-esteem! NO self-control! Overly emotional! AND overly dramatic! Incredibly durable outsides! Unbelievably fragile insides.

And remember: you can't leave her, because if you try, she'll fucking eat you!