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Game of Thrones Season 3 Episodes 1 and 2 (Patreon)

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2026-01-23 14:00:22
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2026-01

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agent29

Might be my favorite season

armday

When i saw you pull out the pickle jar 😆

Agent September 🏴‍☠️

Btw in case you are rewatching these while editing episode 4 has a MASSIVE spoiler for HOTD around the 15 minute mark.

Scott S

Fellow pickle-juice enjoyer, cheers.

zmaku

IMPORTANT! For everyone that doesn't know the ending of HoTD (didn't read the books or whatever); GoT episode 4 of season 3 contains a massive spoiler for the ending of HoTD - this is kind of a well known spoiler atp, I said I would post this to the upload before 3x4. So around the 14:15 mark I believe - immediately when Varys ends his conversation with the wh*re Ros, pause the episode and skip the next 20 seconds (the scene switch from their conversation to a scene with Joffrey is really quick), no less than that, trust me. I believe that is the only notable spoiler for HoTD (I rewatched GoT like 15 times lol), but, someone else can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. Klaire could post this in the description of the next upload perhaps (and make sure she doesn't see that part herself while editing, yikes) because this genuinely ruins the entire experience of HoTD, I got spoiled this way during one of my rewatches.

Willm

A double double today, love to see it

So_Kang

Good episode. Quick intro to Olenna Tyrell. A great cunning character. It's around 1400-1500s I believe. The manners and customs. Jamie being one of the best swordsmen in GOT shows how good Brianne is. pip pip and cheerio :)

Klaire

luckily my editing for patreon is very minimal so i wont rewatch it to edit ill add a disclaimer to the description. but once i need to edit it for youtube, that might be a problem lol

Klaire

i love olenna. and i do enjoy any screen time of brienne <333

zmaku

my probably irrelevant advice would be to edit that episode now so you don't somehow forget later and accidentally watch that part, shouldn't be any problems, just straight up cut that bit out

Rune Gade Larsson

I am 100% judging you. 👁️👁️ I have never seen that before 😅 Is that an American thing to drink pickle juice?

Ed i guess

There is no way you just drank straight pickle juice😭

David Girard

Klaire I suggest not reading the Game of Thrones books because the author just did an interview with Hollywood reporter and he has announced that he’s probably not going to finish the last two books wins of winter and dream of spring

Alexander Ocean

lmao jaime is a dick but he's funny af and love lady Olena!

Brian Sheely

Klaire... I'm not trying to be overly personal, but are you sure you're not pregnant?

Kirk Deighton

The subtitles guy mixing up the unsullied starting training at age 5 for 5:00AM made me laugh way more than it should have.

RCC_1111

I don't know about it being an American thing. But it definitely helps soothe the throat when sick. In my experience, anyway... and it taste damn good 😊. Guess I'm weird like that, as well 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sweet Owl

Always hated how the show played the bridge fight, portraying Brienne as this unbeateble warrior by avoiding to put things into perspective. Jaime is still wearing chains, he’s been a prisoner and malnourished for a year, he is weak; what transpires should be that even a very weakened Jaime is still terrifying. The show never truly shows the toll he payed. In the books Brienne struggles a lot more, because she is fighting a legend, and she only fully gains the upper hand when exhaustion and chains finally catch up to Jamie. The message the audience received should have been “If this man were healthy, this wouldn’t even be close", instead they got "Jamie is just cocky and Brienne is unstoppable". I have nothing against Brienne per se, she is a good character (more in the books than the show, imho) and a very capable fighter, but lore wise she wouldn't have a chance against fighters like Sir Barristan, Jamie, The Mountain and The Hound.

Clay F

Yeah, the show is a different reality than the books. As you know, the show is an adaptation (not a duplication) of the books.

Clay F

I enjoy your reactions to GoT. The actor who portrays Jojen Reed is also a main character in "THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT" (2020) miniseries [IMDb=8.5, RT=96%] starring Anya Taylor-Joy. Won 11 Emmys including for Outstanding Limited Series. I love The Queen's Gambit (only 7 episodes) -- an excellent drama that makes for a good reaction. I like chess and how the series is accurate with respect to depiction of chess moves/strategy.

Tom2113

I have a feeling Olenna is going to become one of your favourite characters, she's so good! P.s. I'm with you on the pickle juice 😆

Brian Sheely

I would very strongly recommend the books. They’re among the most enjoyable books I’ve ever read. And I’ve read hundreds of books.

Karl

Also had it as a kind of chaser for shots in a ‘pickleback’, which is pretty nice actually

defunctus

That dude never ages and is still stuck in the Maze Runner.

defunctus

Fun Fact #1: A young Diana Rigg (Lady Olenna) played a Bond girl in 1969. Fun Fact #2: Lena Headey (Cersei) and Jerome Flynn (Bronn) were in a relationship and ended badly. You will rarely see both in the same scene together.

Sebas_col25

Tyrion actually loses his whole nose in the books, which is why the dialogue and actions surrounding his wound in the show feels a bit overdramatic. Cersei actually alludes to this change when she says “I heard you lost your nose”.

MoShou

I remember the first time this I saw that fight when it came out I face palmed so hard. Your right in the books Jaime is super malnourished hardly has eaten for over a year, he’s insanely filthy and disgusting, skinny AF even was ill at times. He even says his arms don’t have the explosive power it once had anymore because he’s so malnourished, plus he was also still chained when fighting Brienne. I like Brienne as a character but if Jamie was the still the old Jamie strong and healthy that fight would have lasted maybe 30-60 seconds 🤷🏾‍♂️

MoShou

Certain parts of Westeros do look 1400-1500 ish but other parts of Westeros and even outside Westeros look about pre 1000 AD. So my huge range is between 300 AD - 1500 AD 🤷🏾‍♂️😁

Lalo Salamanca

‘He’s one of the greatest fighters the seven kingdoms has ever seen’ gives me chills every time I hear it. Barristan Selmy is a badass, his achievements are legendary. At 16 he unseated Ser Duncan the Tall in a tourney, so we know how skilled he is!

TallTyrionLannister

In that scene with Cat and Talisa talking about Jon, Cat is saying that all the horror that came to her family was because she broke her promise with the gods. And they punished her for it. She wasn’t saying that her not loving and raising Jon was the actual cause.

Haverford West

That scene with Joffrey and Margaery is one of the most well-written scenes in the whole show. When she walks through the door, Jofrey has every intention of belittling her and intimidating her, and maybe even hurting her. He's been waiting for it. By the time she walks out, she's wrapped him around her little finger because she knows exactly what makes him tick, and she did it without him ever realising she was controlling him. She walked out of that room, and Joffrey felt like he'd just dominated HER. And the actors sell it all so well. You can read it all happening, even though it's not really happening directly through the dialogue. She even MAKES Joffrey offer to take her on a hunt, and think it was his own idea, just by invoking another authority figure with a contrary opinion. Her father probably never said any such thing.

Jonathan Blaze

imo, Seasons 3 and 4 are the absolute best of GOT.

Ronald Williams

How is Sam fat given his active, rigorous lifestyle? My entire family is genetically slim and trim. Yet, one of my sister's two sons is overweight. He has been on strict diets for years, joind a gym with friends who train him. He desperately wants to be athletically fit. Yet due to a glandular condition, doctors say it just ain't in the cards.

Ronald Williams

Davos's son didn't "believe in hogwash," and the Red Woman wasn't whispering bullshit in Stannis's ear. In the world of Game of Thrones, the blood magic of Melissanra's God has been proven real many times so far. EVIL, yes. But real.

Ronald Williams

The 200 Northmen "slaughtered like sheep" at Harrenhal was the work of the Mountain. Tywin Lannister left him there with instructions to find his would-be assassin whom Jaqen H'ghar killed in the nick of time, following Arya's order. He commanded the Lannister troops to kill every northman there, upon his departure.

Hagrid

wtf?

Brian Sheely

You must not know the context. She was drinking pickle juice.

Linus Marjeta

Anyone I've watched GoT with or seen react to GoT never got the message you're talking about.. Idk where that came from, me and friends and family have always considered Jamie to have been in a bad position, partially from being captive for so long and partially from being in chains. If anything I've just seen people be kind of surprised that Jamie does manage to hold his own even in that condition. I don't think the scene portrays Brienne as unbeatable, everyone can at the very least see Jamie's chains and clearly see that Brienne struggles at multiple points,, and they never talk about it afterwards as if it were a fair fight.

Luís

Cersei gotta fuck them all