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Initially I thought this would be a TLR episode buttttt it really wasn't juicy enough to merit it (kind of a boring year for the event don't you think!?!?) so instead, I thought I'd share my thoughts with the loyal snakes of Snake Nation!!!! Might be best to listen to as you're looking at the looks if you're not familiar with a lot of them but if you've seen them all already you can just listen right along!!!!!!!

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thalia

gobbling. thank u lizard

Bri Bowers

Thank you for this recap! I did just wanna point out that Gigi’s bottom of her dress looks that way because it’s a men’s jacket that she’s blooming out of. Some of the photos didn’t translate that very well but take a second look at it and look for the men’s jacket :-)

Gianna

You may be sick of hearing Taylor write about Kim but I’m so petty I live for all Kardashian slander so thank you for giving me more queen

Ally ❤️

Zendaya’s make up was by Pat McGrath - Taylor’s make up Qween!!!!!

Ally ❤️

And my first thought of Z’s make up was - “You look like… Clara Bow…” and Z has had a lot to say about the toxicity of the industry for women of color… I love that she echo’d Clara Bow in her makeup- simple but powerful messaging for those who get it.

Ally ❤️

Kim K was a hot mess… she went from that NFL event to the Met and never recovered…

Ally ❤️

The only way the old navy shrug makes sense is if she is referencing cardigan — it was an attempt at owning Taylor alll weekend- NFL roast - FLOPPED! Met gala “old cardigan” FLOPPED!! Then along comes Ana Wintour to say the whole theme was nodding to the Cardigan mv by Taylor - an icon lol 😝

Ally ❤️

Why do women want to be horses??? 🐴

Kelcy Taylor

It is 5/7/24 and the snakes are still mispronouncing Zendaya 😭

Ash

I have no taste or fashion sense, but my favorites besides the ones Lizard liked were Bee Carrozzini and Jenny Chandler. No idea who those ladies are, but I loved their gowns 🤣 also, man slay of the evening for me was Jeff Goldblum! Never lets me down 😂

thalia

PLEASE😭😭😭😭😭

mindyrose

thanK you aIMee for proliferating body dysmorphia and eating disorder 😗✌️

Bnans

gagged

Roh

So funny enough, Kim’s pilling cardigan actually was intentional! She didnt know how to wear it well IMO which is why the reference got lost, but apparently they’re a signature of the brand she’s wearing (Maison Margiela) and a nod to the time aspect of the theme—the way clothing inevitably ages.

Ivan Cervera

Lana to me was one of if not the best dressed. It was so on theme and in line with the dress code but darker

SwIfTeA

Alia Bhatt is an actress from my country, India & she wore a saree which is a traditional indian garment worn by women. Loved her look !!!

h

The part about the ancient beads on Rita Ora took me out 😭😭😭😂😂

Laine Wagner

elleeeee fannnnningggggg! her look was the bestttttttttt

Isabel Hansen

Found this gem on threads and thought I’d share here “I think it’s very funny that the Met Gala’s theme was JG Ballard’s The Garden of Time which is a great short story about a count and a countess who live in a beautiful villa with a starving peasant army marching toward them, so everyday the count plucks a glass flower from his garden to reverse time and give them one more day. Is it self awareness? Or did they only get as far as the beautiful villa before deciding the theme?” -smiling_sisyphus on threads lmao gotta cite the source

V

🤣🤣🤣 that’s hilarious

Kylan Kikuyama

I looked at a picture of Sabrina's look and I thought the peplum train piece was giving Jaba the Hutt realness. I was wondering why the stylist had a vendetta against this queen?!

Eva

Could someone share the link to the thread where the outfits are in the order in which Madeline is discussing them? Been searching desperately but no luck

Jessica

Madeline, will we get ur reaction to the new TTPD set? 😊

Patrick

Did u see that Taylor swift will be featured on a Gracie abbrams song 😭😭😭