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An unusual late night correspondence from me.....but I haddd to get this done tonight!!!!! Came home from dinner with like 3 glasses of wine in me and sat down and listened to this and I'll tell you what...smiles were NOT LARGE!!!!!!! But certainly in the running for most absurd video in creation featuring Mason talking to his friend on Call of Duty in the background and more than one complete mental collapse....

Enjoy!!!!!

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JJ

I love you, I listened to it and I’m in need of a reaction I feel like I’m insane after it.

the bolter

THE BLANK STARE IN THE BEGINNING PLEASEEEE

Chris

143 makes me wanna kill myself

Chris

as zach said, a BORING album is much worse than a BAD album!

the bolter

love the hair clips so much <3

Chris

'call me amazon cause i got what you need' and we have katy cats on twitter comparing her lyricism to taylor 😂😂😂😂

the bolter

well…………….. it’s certainly an album!

Mickie

Bonnie Mckee, songwriter extraordinaire, is gone, that is what happened! The album is a flop but your look Lizard is not.

Pluto

the credit reveals take me out everytime

Chris

12 writers to make 'my heart goes la da da die'

MONTAY

Not even three minutes in and your reaction has me CRYINGG

Yasmin

I have never hit play faster in my life and it absolutely delivered on expectations ty

Chamali Samarasekara

you look beautiful 😍 that eyeshadow and outfit combo 😍

Cassandra

It’s just so …. Perplexing

GW

It sounds like something by Ashley-O

Chamali Samarasekara

It feels like she should have been able to coast off collaborations with upcoming artists but I think this has been wrong. I'm His, He's Mine is so pick me it's nauseating. Gorgeous is also so basic in terms of lyricism and musicality xx

Dylan Davidson

It's really sad that we went from Teenage Dream, a pop masterpiece for the ages, to this... The most cutting of your comments was reflecting that you wouldn't be surprised if in four months we all find out that 143 was the first ever AI generated album. Checks out tbh.

Melissa Lecis

This is album to me is second hand embarrassment.. I’m like is she for real?

Em Ev

An instant classic lizard reaction

Krisi

The gold looks so good on you!

Sebastian

If we think of what a force she was in her early career it’s just disbelief….

SH

I listened to the first song and was in shock. Then you showed the 12 songwriting credits, and I thought to myself, I hope the songwriter of the century is having the most blessed day. 🙏🤣 and turned on Chlöe et al., How Did It End and Guilty as Sin to drown out what I had just heard.

JJ

Zach where are you? I need your reaction 😭 I just know it is 🔥

jack

i think this is one the funniest album reactions i've ever seen. you're so right this album is literally about nothing!! there are no lyrics on the entire album!! chatgpt ass music

froot encore

She is wrapped in plastic on the cover because it symbolizes how all physical versions of this album will be trapped in plastic forever, unsold in Goodwills and landfills forever

HyperSwiftations

Came here for this comment, it gave me everything lmfao

Raphaëlle

That is Sephora music 😭😂

Raphaëlle

Lizard doing the ad libs at the end is killing meeeeeee

Em💫

"Shield your ears...shield your ear"

Ari

I saw people on IG saying the album was good and she just chose bad singles. So I went in with a spark of hope that was quickly stomped out by "crawling on me like a centipede". Frankly, I'm surprised I kept it going that long.

Alyssa Thomas

the confusion and silence just looking at how many people wrote the songs had me dying HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH

Alyssa Thomas

“MAX MARTIN?!” insanityyy lol

Alyssa Thomas

hitting the vape while just looking in disbelief and disappointment, iconic.

Amber

That first song sounded like a reaaaally bad knockoff of Buttons by Pussycat Dolls. She gave me her heart, so I gave her my keys Listening to this, I was almost certain that line was going to end with “so I gave her my STDs.” That’s the entire energy of this song.

rosie

I know this wasn't the point of the video but once again it's an eyeshadow slay from the lizard <3

Amber

So the whole album sounds like it was created entirely for sound snippets in reels and TikTok’s. There isn’t any substance or lyrical journey because each song is intended to be used as background noise.

SH

🤣🤣😭

Lexi

you just showing the list of credits at the end of every song SILENTLY is killing me 💀💀💀

thehorrorhomo

Who knew that Woman’s World would actually be one of the best songs on the album?? I’m shook.

Daisy

Oh Madeline you are GOLD, girl, Iam giggling, I am kicking my feet, and I am so grateful you did this cause now I don't have to hear anything more than these snippets

jayla alle

the moments of silence after every song lollll

Burtasaurusrex11

And we thank you for taking one for the team and going into the trenches for us.

Katie

There is a complete inability to use songwriting as a way to bring a listener into a moment…. Where is the story?? Where are we supposed to be while listening to the songs??

Sam

Was praying for a guilty pleasure album and all I now feel is guilt for even listening with hope. It’s just a soulless mess

Maja Gunhold

this is the funniest video i'm ever witnessed (pardon the pun). the louvre could never

colton hisaw

i have her blocked on spotify, so i’m glad im able to listen to it through this reaction

Helena

IS SHE doing a parody of herself?? Like is Artificial a parody of ET?

Tyler

She is trying to recapture old katy perry by working with an abuser but still failed to capture the magic of her old stuff

FlarelsFearless

Your nails are a slaaaaaaay but this album is wet garbage.

Sam

This video paused at one point and I didn’t notice for 2 minutes because of how much silent staring was needed after each song

Sarah Bogue

The meme and GIF potential from this mess 🤣 thanks for taking one for the team Madeline

Bon

I wouldn’t even call it that😭

Bon

The wincing HAHAHA

Lucy Ching

The whole album sounds like it was made by a girl and her "producer" friend in high school who just released it on SoundCloud hoping that it will blow up. Girlie really thinks that she was serving high concept....

chappell roan

I can’t believe someone tried to do Lover and did the concept a thousand times worse than Taylor did. WITH MAX MARTIN TO. I would rather Me-he-he and I’m being so fr. At least lover had some really good songs!!!

lyrium

thank you for your service liz

Ally ❤️

Taking one for the team, NAY! The world!! Thank you.

Ash

"we're taking her to the potluck" 🤣🍲sent meeeeee. I wouldn't be eating!

Ally ❤️

Boy these lyrics really make you appreciate Taylor… my God!

Ally ❤️

All I can think is why is she debasing herself like this?? It’s sad. Bad club music.

Ash

Wonder was theeeeeee wildest one to me. She is an almost-40 y/o woman who went through her own girlhood and is now a mother of a girl herself, and that track made me feel nothing but disturbia.... "Stay pure" ?!?! 🤢 Meanwhile, Taylor wrote Never Grow Up when she was barely 20 and had way more to say about the matter! 💀

Ally ❤️

The best way to hear it honestly… I can’t wait for Zack’s reaction. We are so well fed.

Leslie M

Is she broke? Why on earth would anyone agree to record this slop?

Leslie M

Oh gross. 143 was a Mister Rogers thing. That is a creepy reference for these songs.

Halle

Unrelated but LOVE the eyeshadow! 💛

Kenna

Girrlll lol I could not stop laughing

HaleyJean ASMR

the eyeshadow is so beautiful i cant focus on anything else thank u for the servage, madeline

Josh

you holding up the credits is KILLING ME

Halle

I just want to know why she named the album after a pager code yet didn’t have any 90s sonic elements in this album. Truly, no artistic vision whatsoever.

dancingaroundit

When your reaction is more entertaining than anything on the album. I'm DYING 😭🤣😂

Hannah Ramirez

“We’re taking her to the potluck…wrapped up for the potluck ready to go” 😂😂 I tried getting through this album before watching your reaction and simply couldn’t do it. I listened to the first five and had to call it. Thank you for the comedic relief you provided us

sienna🕊

Ur reaction + zach's has really cheered me up this morning while I’m going through a tough time, thanks for the laughs :)

jayla alle

this album is soulless, vapid & sonically boring. oh, katherine.... how did we go from 'teenage dream' (aka your magnum opus) to this???

ccynthesyzer

Me seeing the life slowly drain from your eyes 👀👩🏽‍💻🧠🍺💨➡️🧟‍♀️

🌷Elle🌷

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MM NOT COMING BACK FOR 1989 BUT HE CAME FOR THIS DUMPSTERFIRE

Kaila LaBonte

The blank stares have me ROLLING 😅🤣

ccynthesyzer

You gotta find some planet where they’ll all understand it 🤣🤣

LH

Serving looks Madeline! Thanks for listening to this one so I can just relax today.

chelsea reid

“Invoking a bug is always a bad idea, especially when you’re trying to give sexy and you’re trying to give hot and fun”

Bell

your spoken word rendition of All The Love and Artificial was the best part 😭

Courtney A

And yet the haters say TTPD songs all sounded the same? This is what songs sounding the same sounds like. Insane. P.S. I love the way you ended this video by doing what Taylor does on the the Rep CD!

Mike H

And COSOSOM only took 2 people 👀

ProvoloneWanderer

Release the TOP 5 BUGS LIST ranked. Release the tapes

Farwa Jawaid

Lol watching you sitting just plain pissed cos the song is that bad HAHAHA

Michelle Smith

I was BELLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD your reactions are the BEST!!

diya

this video is so funny it made the album worth it

Kelly Vance

How it took 6-12 people to write any of these songs is beyond me. Meanwhile almost every song on TTPD was just Taylor and ONE other person.💀

Roxy

This made me appreciate ME HEE HEE HOO HOO way more

Tiffany Grace

“Shield your ear” sent me to the moon.

Tiffany Grace

I need to know the ghosty’s name. He’s adorable! We need to see the fall setup!

Tiffany Grace

“DDR reject song” 😂😂 What an apt description.

ashton

This is so funny 😭 you look gorgina queen!

Sara woods

I am fucking dying at this reaction! 😬😵‍💫🤣 these reactions will be the only times i hear this record.(after her first single was Dr. luke,i was like yeah unfollowing etc. yuck)

briar

cricket… this is how i found out katy perry helped write on that track

Bridgitte

PLEASE NEVER STOP REACTING TO MUSIC. I ijbol’d within the first 5 seconds of your reaction. Madeline, this is truly the best way to experience a new album. TTPD reactions were also top tier.

Michelle Forge

I think this would have been ok in 2008 but we've been spoiled with pop girlie's this year and we now demand storytelling, vulnerable, clever lyrics that we can relate to or are gagged by. This kind of music with random sentences strung together just doesn't fly anymore

Krisi

Honestly, you didn't have to do this to yourself. I don't really want to watch it because I'll have to listen to the music, and I don't want to do it to myself 🫠 You look really good though 👑

Terry B

Run! Lizard🦎Queen 👸 Save your ears! She sold her speech pattern 😶 to autotunes+ flat vocals+ repeated verses, 90s techno 🛑⚠️ WRONG 😑 DECADE! I’d cancel my gym membership if they play this 😶🫥🫨

Terry B

Your pet cat 🐱 Chester would produce a better MEOW-LBUM (vocal cats are adorable 🥰 I miss his guest appearance) Wiser, innocent— yet she’s lost in collab with cynical Dr. Luc—this Fellbum let us down

Syd

I fear it is both 💀

liz

please this is so fucking funny

Mia Mar

Album, trash. Your hair and beat however, fire!

Nikol

27 mins only, i already know where this is going LOL

Ivan Cervera

Artificial wanted to be ET so bad

Gablogirl

Ironic that a song called artificial had Madeline malfunction like a dying robot because of how bad it was

Olga M

Ok I agree the album is over but as a mom to a toddler the last one does kinda hit, despite simplicity.

Jackie Lehman 💅🏼

Omg.... its worse than I could have ever imagined... 😬😮‍💨

Hannah Landry

I can’t get over how gorgeous you look in this video! You’re SERVING QUEEN!!!! I’m so sorry your highness had to endure this noise terrorism.

Jessica Maguire

Especially considering the human centipede image I unwillingly envisioned as soon as I heard that . 🤢🤮

caitlin

IM IN TEARS AT THIS REACTION

Chas

I came back to watch this for the serotonin boost. And after hearing Madeline say “kitty kitty purr purr!” In the 2019 EoS episode. I was reminded of this gem 💎 and it was just as delightful the second time around.

levybby2000

YESSS MADELINE VAPE QUEEEEEEEN

Elizabeth

I truly hope this reaction wins at the Snammy’s I come back to this all the time lmaoo

Kylee

And it all comes full circle…tayvoo for not coming back on Style TV. Don’t think I forgot about that Mr. Martin….and you deserve prison, but you won’t get time. 🖕

Kylee

Ok, first & only time listener of 413, but is the closing song ‘WONDER’ not just her sick attempt at YOYOK or just me? That’s some twisted shit Katy, even for you.

Kylee

Ok one more, she said, E.T. but make it ARTIFICIAL.

Chas

Me too! Omg

Rose

This is oscar worthy. I laughed too much, thank you for this jewel. ❤️

Jill

Twelve writers, about twelve words per song…sounds like they passed the lyric sheets around round-robin style and just said no to editing

Niamh

Yeah I agree

levybby2000

Coming back and rewatching because this whole video is so funny. Your reaction to the Max Martin producer credit is KILLING ME

James

I haven't even started it and I already know it's gonna be the best thing I've ever seen

Christina Ingham

💀💀💀….its literally music for toxic positivity and low IQ’s

Anna

3:32 had me ROLLING Holy shit 6:17 I‘m dying!

Bailey

No but why did she turn into Arnold schwarzenegger at the end there ✋🤣

Vesuvio V

Gurl not Chuck E Cheese 🤣 Though for real. If Live Laugh Love signs had a sound, this would be it.

J.C

I AM CRYYYING you are so baffled by the music

gray

I come back to this historical piece every now and then and have a little chuckle

Landon Mays

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😭😭😭

J.C

The potluck sent meee lmfaooooo