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Coke Rants & Conspiracies (Patreon)

Published:
2025-11-05 00:23:07
Edited:
2025-11-05 00:23:42
Imported:
2026-09

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We promised you two besties episodes in October, and it may be the beginning of November, but that doesn't mean we forgot about you...besties programming is back to a regular schedule!! Your next episode will come at the end of November. In the meantime, is there any solo Lizard/Swiftologist content YOU our loyal besties would like to see ?? Let us know x

BTW our interent cut out towards the end so apologies for the abrupt departure.

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VadersPetPig

I would really appreciate a Florence + The Machine reaction/review 😭💗

Swiftologist

I (Zack) am simply not interested girls...perhaps the lizard review will deliver !!!

Angie Nichole

I would love a background story on both of you (separately and together). How did you become friends? How did Zach end up in Singapore? Did you always live there? Madeline is in Minnesota maybe? I’m a new snake - are there any videos on any of this?

KayLee

can yall tier rank all of the eras tour songs based on the set design/staging/choreography? like the experience of the song, not the song itself. as someone who didn’t get to go to the show, i would love to know yalls thoughts, especially since you both have seen it from different perspectives & areas of the stadiums. the movie doesn’t give me a super good idea of what the whole feel is because a lot of it is close ups of the HBIC. i think it would be a lot of fun!!

VadersPetPig

It's such a moment for women in music and Aaron produced too. The meaning of the album is very important so I thought you would be 😭

Adrianna Leblang

What would your ideal rollout be for Debut TV and Rep TV? Mine would be releasing Debut TV next year for 20th anniversary. Rep TV I want a remastered version of the original and vault tracks. I do not think she will ever re record the rest of Rep.

Swiftologist

I'm just not into florence ... never have been </3

tyler

girls perhaps im slow but im a new bestie and im confused as to how to submit for these episodes😭

Sarah Bogue

What about lyrical analysis with a twist. You pick a song for each other. Could be funny or serious. Would love an inside look into how you find new music, I am stuck in the same old music and find it difficult to find new artists I like. maybe that is more of a lizard review prompt. Have either of you listened to Jensen McRae? She is my current hyper fixation. Not sure if she is exciting enough to react to 😆 but could be another idea, reacting to besties suggestions of songs

Swiftologist

only the actual besties get to submit, there's 17 of them and the spots go pretty fast :D besties lite just get to listen and ki

tyler

ahhh i see!! also the sight of a reply from you guys literally just made me drop my phone i love yall!!

Madison G

Id love to hear Madeline talk about Christmas.. traditions, fave bath and body works scents, fave decor, best Christmas cookies etc. ooh a Christmas baking video would be fun too

jose 💫

oooo I have some sister songs I’ve been cooking on toooo: Ruin the Friendship x Guilty As Sin? x Chloe or Sam x Teardrops

Miss_Lippy

I wish I could have gotten a Taylor + Travis signed CD just so I could go resell it to a Tayvis pilled stan for $$$ 😆

Miss_Lippy

FWIW, I’d say Madeline maybe got bad intel on how Travis is doing on the field. He’s actually had a pretty good season so far stats-wise & I think last season was more of a departure from his usual performance than this one. And purely from a sports standpoint, you have to remember Travis is considered an elite player, and widely regarded as the best tight end of all time, so even a “mid” season for him is probably still yielding him better stats than most others playing in his position.

Lisa M

Besties! yess! matty roast is always too good.

TayLyrics

I would personally love to see a Hoax re-up on Lizard Review, and How to Murder Your Career: Justin Timberlake on Swiftologist! You guys are great!

ducky

Max Martin "old and haggard" 😭😭 Zolton, the legend that you are

Daniel

You guys are right about Showgirl, don’t feel bad. I used to feel kinda guilty because every new album she’s put out lately post lover sits in the top half of my Taylor album rankings and I wondered if I was biased, but showgirl is my number 12 so I truly feel the quality drop is just so huge

Emma S

Oh this is gorgina thank you so much

Emma S

Also always love story time type of solo episodes like Madeline’s mason story, though I know of course there’s only so many crazy stories so no pressure!

Bryn

She's in Montana! They have talked about it in previous kiki's!

Angie Nichole

That’s right! I knew it was an M state. Thanks!

ms puma

i already posted this on the audio post but ill just say it here too to see if anyone else is cooking on this: listening to hannahs sister songs suggestions, i was thinking about my own possibly demented sister song suggestion: ruin the friendship, Question and but daddy i love him. There's just something about what happened with her high school friend and her life lesson from that being that answering the question instead of asking it your whole life is always the way to go that gets me to think about her approach to love and going in head first fearless ESPECIALLY in the ratty healy ordeal. idk if it makes sense to you guys but i see an emotional narrative.

Mischa

wait how do you submit questions for besties?

Clara

that didn’t happen lol taylor wasn’t even single when they got engaged so that’s inaccurate, gabbriette didn’t like any posts like that.

Maurice

The entire Azealia response read out load by Zach is beyond unhinged…art

Edith Ferrufino

We need to open this case up! 🔎🔎🔎🔎

feeb

YES! I do think she couldn’t bear to repeat the ruin the friendship situation, and decided it’s better to answer the question even if it leads to chaos.

ms puma

this is what i‘ve been sayingggg!! thanks so much for hearing me out

Charlie

I cried laughing at the Azealia bit

Sarah

You’re not being too mean to Showgirl! I find myself unable to go back to it, which has never happened in almost 20 years of Swiftie-ism. Even my least favorite albums I listened to on repeat for months… this one I just find no reason to revisit. 😢

luna

you're not being too mean to showgirl at all!

Jomazel

sweetener chopped D: …????????

Roberta

Loved Zack's description of the kind of person Showgirl would be – obsessed with her bf and reaches out to you just so she can talk about him...... well yes

Gregabug

I might be doing delusional behavior lol but i noticed a theme in Taylor’s work is her tendency to have a period of longing to get back w/ an ex, no matter how it ended… with that in mind, Story of Us/I Wish you Would/Imgonnagetyouback sister songs ?? Lmao

Aimee

You’re not sorry slander this is not a safe space for meeeeeeee

Jojobear

I'm a brand new bestie. I'm not on any social media bar YouTube but even that was getting me down with all the click bait Taylor hate. So I'm taking my money & investing in content creators I respect & enjoy. I've upgraded twice now because I think your content is worth it. Me and Madeline also have a lot of the same clothes & are both Speak Now girlies & I just don't think thats a coincidence 🤗

Erin

You need to cook on Elizabeth Taylor and The Bolter as sister songs imo…

Brianna Tullius

The Taylor hate conspiracy theory is definitely happening. I agree with Zach that there is Stan twitter behavior but I think there are also bots that have been paid for by someone rich and powerful. It seems like it’s coming from a lot of sides and feels forced. Like they were wiring to pounce regardless of what the record sounds like

Ari

Okay, I'm only 19 minutes in but I love how much you guys appreciate each other and say so! When Z. said that M. helps him be brave in the face of criticism and ugly comments, I teared right up. Love you guys and what you bring to so many of us is so much fucking more than just music commentary and kikis!

ProvoloneWanderer

Every man I have ever known - yeah I love milk duds. Tomato!!!

ProvoloneWanderer

Grateful for the dispatch from the sports section!

ProvoloneWanderer

Would love to hear you walk through the era of tea coming in from random public/celebrity figures. I don’t remember hearing about that Lena Dunham quote story on a yearly episode and would love to hear more!

Sarah

I believe butterfingers are peanut brittle right

Sarah

Idk part of me finds it hard to believe that Taylor would only write 12 songs given how hyper productive she is especially after the mammoth that ttpd is. But also i have to remember she was on a uber grueling world tour and was probably exhausted as hell

Sarah

I can’t stand mean it’s one of the few Taylor songs I never play ever along with me yntcd only the young and eldest daughter

Sarah

Episode idea what if the 2016 era of Tay negativity and snake gate never happened

Sarah

Tbh I think Travis signing some of the cds is cute

Anna

THOSE TEETH ARE FAILING

JH

Girl at home and London boy mentioned. Always on the right side of history

Ashley

Divas! Love you guys 🫶

Elle Kaye

I know you guys have representation, but have you considered an online business manager to take more of the admin stuff off your plate?

Elle Kaye

I 100% co-sign the powerful people promoting the astroturfing theory. I agree with the snakes that stans are involved but within 48 hours of Showgirl’s release, I said “Justin Baldoni is on his bullshit again.”

Sarah

Madeline’s face where she’s like no you can’t… lol just brilliant all of it!

Ilina Jha

New bestie here! As for content ideas, I would love to see you guys making more themed playlists - I love Zach's "girls who live in delusion", "taylor swift for people pleasers", "the ratty healy interlude", etc., and I think there's plenty more you could do with Taylor's discography. I was inspired by you to make a "Taylor Swift is New York City" playlist and it was so much fun putting it together 😊

Marymary08

My sister song idea is Opalite and Lucky You

Lauryn

Girls I really think the Travis signatures were fake

Anna F

Hate the fact that I also had the wretched realization that wishlist and the prophecy are sister songs. Still working on how to move through life

Belleoftheball

I’m just DYING for Brisbane show to be Matty Healy / Tay recent history. It’s just soooo entertaining and there’s so much to get in to.

Tammy Sawyer

Jason and Travis have 2 Christmas albums, created for charity (Children’s hospital). Check it out!

L

i really like the lizard review pod, and would def like more "throwback" nostalgic episodes about gilmore or other essential millenial experiences. the tradwife-episode was fucking great too, i love the analysis ft. rant ft. clocking vibes from the lizard herself. more in-depth analysis of songs would be interesting too, from both of you solo or together. maybe do your least faves from showgirl, and try to pin point the reasons you dont like them and why? would be an interesting listen. ok thank u byeee

Campbell

I am unhealthily obsessed with all things matty and taylor its all so entertaining